/palg/ - Paladins General

My wife Ash is so cute

I want to shove gourds and snakes up Ash's pussy and ass.

discord.gg/SNwXWHe

Cute Ash in a dress!

I want you to know that despite all those people saying mean things about us, about her, or about our love, I will never stop loving her with every fiber of my being, for they are only malicious fabrications.
She is to be loved immensely by none other than I, not to be used as a pawn in your immature slander.
To this, I must reiterate that the love we share is pure, our feelings as clear as crystaline water.
I will continue to fend off those evildoers that are after us, and I will give my life to maintain her safety if necessary.

>Realm pack $1 off
>Pip shit

This weeks deals are trash

ying a slut
A SLUT

if i deal with another flank-only pip who can't even throw a potion in my general direction i will rip my urethra in half

Remove Pip shitter

that sound unpleasant.

Um who my dick on your ass.

>go play
>no tank
>no support

Fuck this shit!

>30 min deserter

Can I watch?

>not running 5man flank team and BTFO a team of guys trying to meta game

...

Seriously though, can someone confirm if the new character is or isn't going to be a catboy?

you may love her but she doesn't love you.

What would you do to this god, /palg/?

ask him to bring back Dawngate

>when the snek is just right

Based mal'damba

I would hold his hand and then kiss him on the cheek.

>3.7k casual elo
>stuck in d4
lmao wtf
and we were using guru elo for as a basis for skill

How much longer will the Infernal Seris pack be on sale?

D3/4 seems to be the first real major hurdle in climbing for solo play. Passing 3k was trivial in comparison.

forgot to add this
>stuck in d4 after 469 games

reminder that dawngate died because the devs blew their budget on lore and aesthetics instead of making a good game, causing ea to ax the project

>start from 80 tp d4
>now just living on the 1 tp edge
This is hell

>stuck in d3 after 79 maches
I feel you, brother

You probably played at weird hours so the matchmaking was more forgiving

>instead of making a good game
>implying dawngate was a bad game

it died for no reason other than being a small fish in a big pond. MOBAs at that point were like hero shooters now (and, soon, battle royale shit)

EA was pissy that a game still in beta wasn't making as much money as the big boy MOBAs

4 Oct

I have never seen or heard of this before.

I'm below 3k and in master

you can do it user

This is Grover, The Wild. Say whatever you like about him, he honestly doesn't mind.

Dawnhate was better than Paladins

Get a buddy.

>jaguar fall
>enemy first pick zhin
>we need a second tank as last pick
>Strix
Yeah, real easy task. You can also get matched with gold and unranked too.

And another one, seconds after that clip
Why is mal the most based healer

must be what happened to my friend yesterday

you do know that people can't be stunned more than once every 3s, right?

wait why did you all assume that was me?
i am 3.3k and master already wtf

I do, dont worry

Based mal'damba 2

i fucking hate this matchmaking
>scorn willo with default loadout
>reprive evie
>makoa with default loadout so no strongarm 4
>makoa just rushes to point
>"i am always alone wtf"
>tell him he is playing wrong
>"yeah it is better if i stay in the spawn right?"
holy fucking shit that evie and willo are 2.5
seris was fine

but what the hell just make me wait 10 minutes if you are going to put me in this hell hirez

My snek now is hard

>still playing this shit matchmaking

wew lad

Yeah, pretty rare when it happens, even stranger since I haven't seen many kinessas but I remember both times I had resilience

>try to play ranked at 11am EST since thats a bright idea
>draft is fine
>first cap goes horrible for whatever reason
>people start arguing in chat, I ignore them all
>one player stops playing
>4-0 can't do shit due to 4v5

All you can do is shrug.

Finding different things around the house to bend Maeve over! Licking Maeve's perky, modest chest! Making Maeve meow against her will! Slamming into Maeve's tight, fertile cunny! Watching your seed drip down Maeve's girlish thighs!

Back to ow with you

hot

if they nerf junkrat and remove scatter arrow i would buy overwatch
i had like 2 legendary genji skins from lootboxes

lo-rez can't into matchmaking, smite has taught me that

You would've been more effective simply shooting them after the stun anyway.

Ahem, I have come once again. To remind the guys and gals of palg, that Drogoz is still the best husband ever made. Talus is nothing compared to him, who would like a silly boy instead of a silly and sweet derg? I expected better, but regardless, Talus is nothing compared to Drogoz. Its how it is. And how it always will be.
anons, I am still here, I am just busy with real life problems, I do hope you enjoy my meme edits. Also rip SUCC PAPI, may his sucking powers comeback someday.

i think there aren't many players in higher elos
prior to that match i had fairly balanced games with perdo and shipa on one team and bittener and commander on another
probably ranked would have better matchmaking in my case because i have below average elo for a master with 93 tp cause most of my matches were when ranked 2.0 came

drogoz is a lizard!

I'm working my way to buying all champs as a f2p peasant. I have Strix, Talus lol yeah right, Willo and Zhin left.
Who first?

And another thing from bit earlier today as well, was a nice game but bk had the 'dissapear' and black screen bug

I know, but i like to toss my snek at people

Do you like big damages and be annoying? Willo
Do you like to be really really annoying? Zhin

Willo's pretty fun.

Fuck everyone raw in the ass with Willo

Willo it is.
How's about them loadouts?

>but i like to toss my snek at people
Lewd

what about playing her and making one based on what you feel its missing

>skye holds her shitty 1000 yard bomb ult until overtime
>guaranteed stall

real nice

>press battering ram

I'm too drunk to art

>finish placements
>play ranked for a couple days
>go to the in-game leaderboards to look for interesting loadout ideas
>suddenly see my own fucking name on the list

this is a mistake, right? @_@

She's not real and the ideal of perfection you're pursuing is impossible and stupid anyways.

Also she's a slut.

>tfw you get a match with no flanks on either side

I actually had fun

>go play
>i pick Cassie
>others four pick 1x Flank 3x Damage
>fuck
>i change to Makoa
>nobody picks support
>onslaught
>torvald, mal'damba and talus on my front
>ONSLAUGHT
>NO SUPPORT

I'm serious, fuck this bunch of retards!

I use just believe IV, flutter IV, flora II and those two cards that give you 1 ammo when using flutter or seed. Some other people go full dead zone cards if the point is too stacked.

When the team is set in full flank or damage, all you can do is go damage/flank for full meme, it cannot be saved

>thewindup
Based

And i forgot rest of my message, not a mistake, no

not sure, but, are you the real one? saved

>not changing the flag too

No lewd!

>thewindup
we got our answer, boys, its is autism

no, just editing shit for lulz and boredom

Nazis aren't funny asshole my grandfather died in the chambers.

I'm in love with Ying's butthole.

t. (((Schlomo)))

Seriously dude, I know casual is casual, but damn it, why this bunch of fuckers don't play this shit with a minimum of seriousness?

If you play the competitive, it's shit. If you play casual it sucks.

I'll play what now? Just training? From now on I will not give a fuck to the team and if I realize that they are kidding, I will start to trolling these fucking pieces of shit.

If the only way is to be a "cancer", then a "cancer" I will be.

Shame the rest of your family weren't with him when he died

>TFW got a sweet triple kill with one fireball but the retarded TP algorithm gives it to a BK who ulted and got two assists out of it.

>redcharley
>600 matches
>3.6 kda
Teach me the way of autism.

The cycle is complete. He who complained of cancer has become one with it, to bring cancer forth in others. Praised be the damage class. The cycle is complete.