League of Legends General - /lolg/

RIOT PAID EMPLOYEES TO VIEW AND REFERENCE EVELYNN PORN FOR HER VA SHIT

still gotta do it lmaoo

>Sex Eve she doesn't have the baby because fuck you
>Tham eats faggot

THE ULTIMATE KEKING

>Hit Gold a few days ago

I cant play ranked cause my router is fucked

I d/c every now and then

I can just play normals and feed there

[MUFFLED CRY FOR HELP]

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source

>Roam a good amount and gank mid more than Ezreal
>Call Ezreal out on his shit when he constantly invades, dies, and tries to use my Cait as a scapegoat
>Make some good calls here and there and start off a really good teamfight by making a call to set up a fun bush near baron
>We win
I guess that was enough to be the most honored on the team.

Slowly making my way back up after getting my ass beat by ranked a few days ago. I think taking a day break helped.

>required to view porn at work
>at work so you can't fap
>have to suffer through all the shitty fetish art
Sounds like suffering desu senpai

I lost my promos again. Getting back to them is no issue, but even with the one free win I'm not able to do it.

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This is stupid and you just want faggots to pick being a sissy

Fucking gays man go back to Tumblr

I wonder if they've seen Aka6's Eve lewds

I love Morde, but if/when they rework him I would honestly not mind if they gave him a completely new kit. All I really want them to keep from current Morde is his helmet, just because its already plastered all over everything that has Pentakill's name on it, and the metal references

> hit gold
> don't feel any satisfaction
I mean
it wasn't that hard.

Taking a lil break before i head for plat

>I'd be drained dry long before Tahm came to collect
That is a deal I will take.

>tfw too scared to queue because I might get mean teammates

>tfw no SG Ahri GF who makes me lick her lover's seed out of her snatch

STOP

Failed my promos 3 times in a row

Give me strength lads,

what new champ will wear the funny undies now?

They won't be mean to you user if you don't play like shit

>tfw ban lulu every game
>tfw know I'm making some fag butthurt every now and then

feels so good

If it's promos to the next division they'll eventually give you two free wins.

don't forget 2 boots

Badly

i hit d4 and am going to stick on it/help other friends rank up in the meantime

It really isn't.
>g5 is top 30%
>mid/high gold is top 15%
It's kind of sad seeing how many games people play and can't manage to improve beyond a silver level (which is practically incompetent).

>always banned ahri since the star guardian skins got dropped
>never have to see that disgusting waifu bait skin
It's a good feel user

Wait seriously
I didn't know about this
that's fucked up tho

How is Viktor right now? I never see people talk about him anymore

shh, dont break the illusion

holy fucking shit why did you block me what the fuck

I had to lose promos to Gold like 3-4 times before it happened. Felt fucking filthy but after dealing with AFK's in every fucking series I had 0 pride left.

embarrassing

Finally argie evelyn is as white as us argies feel

Vamos peron carajo.
Macri gato

Too many bad match ups is why he isn't picked

If you want to try him he's not bad but you have to work harder then just auto pick meta to break even in most lanes

Max your item first then go into your build
Good luck

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i want to fuck riven mains until all their cockiness is gone and they admit to being disgusting slutboys

I'm new to support and am abusing ardent censer meta. But what am I supposed to do when the other lanes shit the bed? I feel like I don't have enough influence on the team as a whole since I can't outheal the enemy damage output.

Are damage carries the best way to climb elo?

I try my best!

>ending the game with a fully stacked Mejai's

Is there a better feeling in this game?

>what do I do if every other position gets shit on
Lose.

This isn't exclusive to support.

Ending the game with a fully stacked sword of the occult

I'll admit it right now

>game doesnt show mejais stacks in match history
rito pls

so rakan is the best adc int he game right?

Ending with 6 tears

Dive brainlessly into the enemy team and get a tripple kill and live

Shadow stepping behind someone and raping them was the shit back then.

Is Eve's passive health regen tied to missing health or some other garbage? Will it just heal me up until 50-60% HP and that's it? Garbage passive if true.

You don't do anything, you take a trip on Mr Merrill's wild ride and watch the LP plummet

is it healthy to fap to yordles 6 times a day
asking for a friend

True, but at least other lanes theoretically deal damage.

>Are damage carries the best way to climb elo?
I'd say so, at least if you're better than those you play with/against.
Try 'em out. If you lose then go back to whatever you like or that's comfortable.

>I can't carry bunga silver/plat teammates on teitch, they holdin me back
:^) Just don't be this guy.

hit me up, faggot

wait are you the draven guy?

how's my team comp vs theirs?

My friend says no

Last time I touched this game was like 5 years ago or some shit. Has it improved? Because it was a massive fucking slog for 25 minutes, then a coin flip waiting for someone to fuck up, with a terrible community back then.

How is it now?

>what am I supposed to do when the other lanes shit the bed
continue making your team a ball of stats

>I can't outheal the enemy damage output
that's usually not the purpose of a healslut anyway. it's more to keep them alive long enough in fights and keep them ready to fight out of fights.

>I feel like I don't have enough influence on the team as a whole
then lose

>Are damage carries the best way to climb elo
absolutely not. none of the stats back this up. ardent healsluts are unironically the easiest way to climb.

you have some ways to influence the game apart from healing and making balls of stats. ping shit and prep areas around objectives. even though you can't make a horse drink, you can still lead it to water and more often than not they will drink.

>50-60% HP and that's it?
>How do Smite?
>Scuttle fruit is who?

I wonder if it'll be laughable like old Fiora passive.

>be bronzie
>check pregame team stats
>only 2 people (me and enemy mid) have a win rate that's higher than 50
>someone with 700 games played and 45% win rate
What the fuck
how is this even possible

You literally described the current "meta" to a T.

is this a new pasta

>a slog until one poor fuck gets caught out and throws his team the game
>people are cunts regardless of performance/outcome
no that's basically how things are now

25 minutes is "holy fuck just end the game already" tier now and games are decided by 10

>old fiora passive was laughable
>healing 24 hp/second while dunking people and draining your entire health bar in AoE damage by pressing R is bad

Welcome to league of legends.

no this is what i fucking experienced 30 seconds ago

I've been losing promos and climbing back to them for awhile now. Maybe I'll just go mid instead.

So I save Smite to heal myself instead of using it for combat? lol...

I won't even talk about the fruit.

Draaaaaaaven!
Best guy!!!
Yay! Tango Eve looks cool, woo hoo!

Lucian and Ezreal

Enjoy your free loss

Old fiora was a lot like yasuo so yeah she was bad but people made her look good just so riot wouldn't touch her.
also I lost a ton of promos coz of her

they have CC and you don't.
Pray that every lane stomps because otherwise you're going to get caught over and over until you lose.

>cinematic gets rid of his pizza feet
>keeps his goofy fucking shrunken head

>be Kayn
>meet long lost mother
>"come give mommy a kiss" in a completely inappropriate orgasm voice

Awkward.

For sure. My vision score and pings are on point. Though Silver map awareness is hit or miss sometimes.

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>can't even extend the image to the thought bubble border

How fucking lazy and retarded do you have to be?

>everyone has fucked his mom
awkward

Good to know, now I can safely refuse to get dragged back in by my friend.

>the bigger they are the harder they ________

???

>I haven't

Snu snu

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>Doing well so far
>Look at scoreboard
>Top feeds 15 kills to the enemy
>Nobody says anything
>I die once to the fed mother fucker
>Entire team gives me shit for it all game
>Enemy defends the feeder saying he did fine
>We lose
>Look at team
>They are premade

Every fucking time its always a premade. I fucking hate you can't say anything without getting punished for it since you will always be the minority.