/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Widow shoots knees
>Headshot

Pls nerf.

>Mei tries to freeze genju.gif

Are you ready for my comic, /owg/?
Are you ready for my entire personality and character to be ruined?

CLANKED in Mexicali.

>inb4 zarya gets some SJW tag
>its most likely transexual
>imagine all the fanart afterwards

That's every anime gun vs. sword fight ever.

All the zarya porn is like that already.........

Well there's going to be a spike in it because of the comic. And all the shitty gamer news saying zarya is a tranny.

Most of it is like that already.

Not much will change.
I constantly jack it to a webm of Zarya destroying Widowmaker's cunt.

Anyone want to play QP or arcade? I'm too tired to try comp.

>ruined
Step up your game, boyo. Learn ta sack 'em or feck off.

Region?

So our mercy gets pulse bombed and of course the dumb bitch flies to our mcree and they both die, leading to the enemies to push in and cap cp on hollywood. So i say 'mercy single handedly lost us the point' and they're like
>DONT BE MEAN
>You dont have to point out my mistakes and embaress me in front of everybody
>she didnt mean to
>"she didnt mean to press shift?"
>user you're a cunt
>yeah no hate but you're a shit human being

uhh. Was what I said not true? That double kill that wiped out 1/3 of our team and lead to them capping within the next 18 seconds directly because of the mercy suicide WASN'T the reason we lost the point?

Jesus christ this game is a safe space tumblr hell hole. Are these retards so delusional that pointing out something 100% true and obvious is too 'mean' and 'bullying' for their liking? Christ.

>people who insult others waifus
>meanwhile I love all the girls

The harem pill is great.

US

You some kind of autist? Blaming someone will just make it harder for the team as a whole to win because you're bringing the morale down.

*tips fedora*

i have done this to a mercy while she was in flight for a triple kill including rein, clearing the point in overtime thus winning the match.
>mfw i lost POTG to symettra LMB and jump spam

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>Lose point
>WOW GAMEOVER NOW THANKS A LOT GUYS IF ONLY X WASN'T SO SHIT REEEEEE
>Whole team actively wants you to lose now
You sound like a drooling retard desu

>3 months away from 2018 and people still asking for hog buffs
>major justifications are that hog feeds ults to the enemy and that hog damage is shit

"Hey mate, i'll roam all over the map barely sticking with my team, hook you out of position with my giant ass hook hitbox and shove 360 dmg up your ass so fast you won't even know what just happened. And if you actually see me before i hook your ass i'll say i'm feeding ult because i'm not behind my team barriers and that hog needs buffing. Oh and server crashed, time to nerf roadhog amirite gais?"

Here we have torb, bastion and mei with sub 1% pickrates in comp and these faggots can't shut the fuck up about their sad excuse for a tank.

>Torb getting buffs

I fucking wish. Genji and Tracer are too popular to get counters.

If blizzard wasn't so fucking incompetent they would've revamped all hero hitboxes already. Meanwhile we're getting one hitbox change every fucking 3 months.

Look at csgo, people shit talk about gaben only wanting steam sale money but at least they pushed fixes on hitboxes and some of the latest cs:go models have pretty fucking good hitboxes. That's how you manage a game when you're pushing esport shit on it.

Tracer isn't that popular, she's on the bottom half of most played heroes both in qp and comp mainly because she's too hard for shitters.

Anime skins pls.

You better post me a link to that friendo.

>4~8% pickrate on diamond-master-GM
>not popular.

>bastion at 0.18% at GM and 0.3% ish on diamond and master

POINT FUCKING EIGHTEEN PERCENT

Here.
rule34hentai.net/post/view/172913

And have the POV version.
rule34hentai.net/post/view/172921

Why isnt esports for this game kicking off? It has an insane amount of potential with fps and moba elements.

Yes, diamond master and GM. The 10% of the playerbase at most. No one below there plays her. Not implying that there aren't characters that are less popular, just that the grneral playerbase can't play her.

You fucks, I'm at work.
Ugh I'll just open it on my phone

that feels when your D.va ults on orisa, torb, bastion, mercy combo and you emp just in time.

>with the phone
Don't even bother, that website has an obnoxious amount of ads.
Just bookmark them and open them in your PC at home.

holy shit

>browsing a mongolian woodcarving forum at work

You deserve it.

why is roadhog even pickable in FFA?

So you can be the Boss Hog and have everyone run away from you or risk losing the match due to death timers.

MOMMY!!

It's because she's a tiny girl and that's not cool to all the preteen/teenage boys that play the game. Nevermind all the arabs. If Genji switched ablities with Tracer he'd still be just as popular.

Here's a fun fact for you. People aren't running from you in fear. People are running from you because they don't want to deal with you.

Hogs on FFA are a fucking pain in the ass to deal with and nobody wants to spend 2 fucking years poking their ass for a genji to dash through at the last second and score the kill.

Oh shush how fucking bad could it be?

>open shit on phone
>3 ads open at once
>haha download our virus to get rid of your virus loser
>some tiny ass ad with a tiny x I have to pinpoint with my fat fingers
>finally start the video

Jesus fucking Christ

>pov version

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

?? I usually one-two shot after a hook while I'm doing nothing but holding w. After the first few minutes, people either start running away from me or gang up on me. Both ways is fun.

Widow will always be the most breedable girl.

>this is the most powerful user has ever felt

She's a fucking corpse so that's literally untrue. Why are all widowfags so delusional

If she can still run around without getting tired in seconds, then I don't see why she shouldn't be able to bear children.

fuck off and don't come back

Nah, just the most mindless fun I've had with the game.

Low circulation and temperature are unable to sustain new life, widowfag.

>telling anime poster to fuck off to /a/ when Veeky Forums is a anime website allowing vidya discussion

user...

>Enemy Hanzo snipes the crap out of my DPS.
>Get him on my team and he's sitting in a corner constantly crouching.
I fucking hate throwing smurfs.

I just started playing after the free weekend and am not at level 25 yet, why do people throw matches in competitive?

I've been on Veeky Forums since 2007. No it's not an anime board, there are 6 japan based board. No you've never been to japan, you might think you can speak japanese but I dare you to watch more than two sentences of anime and tell me the exact translation...you can't speak japanese, you've never set foot in japan and this isn't a fucking anime website. There are 6 boards for you cunts and you continue to troll everywhere you're worse than the ponies 4 years ago

I don't think you know what a fuck you're talking about.

There's a million reasons, take your pick
>Mercy only healing/rezzing someone from their premade
>Enemy Widow freely sniping without a winston to stop her
>Genji/Tracer constantly killing 2-3 teammates, including said Mercy without retaliation
>Half the team doesn't do callouts to let you know that someone is low and about to ult
>Enemy soldier shots aren't getting stopped by a Rein/Orisa because they're already dead or running off to try killing a genji/tracer alone
>Friendly torb sitting in a corner and building turrets without a care in the world and getting no kills

Well I guess thats enough ranked for this season. Doing this shit alone is a bit annoying.

you're a virgin i can tell

>2007
You're a newfag then? It's an anime website, like it or not

Takes one to know one?

I'm currently a college student, but I'm thinking of challenging myself by acting like a complete idiot so that the government sends me back to primary school. I'm challenging myself by working my way back up to college. I'll call it a "primary to degree" challenge. I might do a live recording of it so that people see me working through this massive challenge

What do you guys think?

>he thinks i need to learn japanese to enjoy anime
>he thinks Veeky Forums isn't a ripoff of 2chan

What rank mate? It doesn't matter if you lose in placements

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lol you can't kill mercy and the team is retarded every match

what a fucking shit game

mercy seriously is so fucking retarded as a hero concept i have no idea how blizzard has not atleast nerfed the self-regen yet

like how the fuck are you supposed to kill her during her ult without something like s76 or mccree ult

diamond and master have a metric ton of shitters that cant play any class good and lose me matches

Remember to keep bullying the elementary kids so they feel bad about themselves or I won't watch.

>i have no idea how blizzard has not atleast nerfed the self-regen yet
Jeff's wife plays mercy.

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You know it. I'll feel much better about myself that way. I'll make sure to raise a massive fuss if the school tries to kick me out

I'm in, but you better call everyone a nigger

Personally, I let her team do the work for me because for some reason people think they all became FUCKING INVINCIBLE when Mercy ults and they just unload everything onto your team. So I just get between them and my team for a couple of seconds.

The inherent problem with "Bronze to GM" challenges is that it effectively proves nothing
"Wowee, I, with my GM skills, can easily steamroll through lower tiers." And? Did you really need to spend 40 bucks to prove that?

the original appeal of those challenges was that there are shitloads of deluded shitters that think they belong into a higher tier than they are in but "elo hell" holds them back and prevents them from carrying games to victory

if you have even half decent tracking and a clear field of vision you can kill her with sombra... it just takes a bit longer, git gud.
i also once killed her in ult as dva.
>booster+primary fire+micro missiles= profit

The real problem is how they get to bronze in first place. They can do that challenge as long they place in bronze to begin with.

if your a masochist its worth it, trust me that path is infuriating.

That doesn't touch upon the real issues though. Its like a rich person claiming working minimum wage isn't so bad when they still have that cushion to fall under.

None of the people who do that challenge can get to bronze legitimately so they resort to throwing. Also the challenge is bad because it results in unbalanced matches and a lot of bullying actual children and cripples.

This. It takes OVERWHELMING skill to climb out. If you're gold or plat it's hell. Most of the problem is the throwers. And people DERANKING on purpose to stay there.

you can throw in QP a lot and itl place you in bronze for certain.

>no doomfist, lucio, zarya and sombra crouching on the floor being sprayed

And that's why blizzard is banning these smurf accounts. These challenges are done by either buying the account or by throwing non stop from gold/silver to bronze. Both are against the ToS.

>None of the people who do that challenge can get to bronze legitimately so they resort to throwing.
Which is why it's elo hell to begin with. All the fucking throwing.

"but i want to play with my friends"

Same shit different day. If you removed all the games where people threw or left on my team I wouldn't have fell out of 1800. On the heroes I feel there's a thrower I swap to Ana or Junk. Their winrates are 35%. EVERYONE else is 65-70%. It's that fucking bad.

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>Spend 40-50 games throwing.
>Climb out in 5-10 games.
Gee. I wonder if they're part of the problem?

When you have 12 players of the same skill rating, having 1 not doing jack shit will impact the outcome of the game.
Same when you have a GM smurf in bronze.

Finally, a solution to the stupid as fuck Alternate Fire- reaper bullshit.

Imagine this, a button where you throw your guns at people.
And like maybe, it reloads at the same time.

>Had months, endless months of diving where we rape their healers
>DUDE HOW DO YOU EVEN KILL HER, I CAN'T JUST CLICK THE BUTTON AND URGHGHGH
Hmmm