/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spess Station 13 General

I didn't. I've probably spent 50 hours in total on Veeky Forums

So you're slow in the head??

No. Maybe Veeky Forumsniggers are seeing as how they literally worship "waifus", fucking neckbeard faggots playing as LE QUIRKY ANIME GIRL XD LEWD!!! CUTE CUTE!

You would've noticed that within 3 threads. I guess you are slow in the head

Cuck.

epig

who do you miss?

I've been trying to find a stimulating alternative to this server for awhile but I'm not finding it
I just wanna play Security with a good space law, shoot at stuff, keep good records, and get stabbed to death in maint or something

I tried Paradise for awhile because I was hoping the constant highpop would at least give me something to do but DAMN if no one on that server updates the **** Security records or communicates at all.

>worship waifus
I bet you take /pol/ seriously too.

Where did you go? I sent you a message on byond, but you never answered.
Do you miss me? I miss you.

I like the features on Paradise aside from LINDA and the lag compared to Veeky Forums, but the hard truth is it gets the most newbs.

>Wake up to find myself in OP image with the meme I created over a decade ago
Feels surreal, man.

Paradise is OK, most servers are

Is it surreal because you're still here playing this game?

Hank Venture
Neville Bamshoot
Rambling Maniac

Bamshoot was a mentally ill retard who took this game too fucking seriously and made sure his ban stuck to keep the game from "corrupting" him anymore

>tfw you get outrobusted as an antag
>tfw legit mad

This feel sucks.

there was a dude that used to run a weird store gimmick on the station, remember seeing him making some homemade vodka stores full of cockroaches.

Whats the difference between Paradise and Citadel? I always mistake one for the other.

not sure actually kek

Citadel: 18+ ERP and vore friendly
Paradise: High pop, erotic content forbidden

So Paradise is like here but more people.
Nice.

Well except there's like ten races, half of them unlocked through a karma shop and Crewsimov instead of Asimov. So those foxmen with their shitty animated tails might trigger you, I dunno.

Because literally everyone fun is banned

what does adv camera do? heard it from the last thread

The camera console gives you a camera list, right?
So the advanced camera console gives you an interactive map with the cameras color coded red if they're deactivated.
Except currently the code for it breaks really easily.

It's like a normal camera system but instead of picking a camera name from a list you click a camera icon from a UI of the station map

It's like the Crew monitoring computer but for cameras.
Nano ui is shit though so it's broke as fuck.

Power Crepes made this round more fun than it would otherwise have been.

*thirteen races, sorry
The plasmamen are the most expensive race and they tend to be huge shitters who wear it like a status symbol.

>Be deaf
>Events of the round suddenly make way more sense to me

???????

>what does it do?
It breaks

from janitor to head of security, that happened.

Power Crepes being the only food on the station when?
It was hilarious seeing people die instantly to mashing 'eat'

When will the holo switchtool be removed for being OP?
>free e-sword
>free e-shield
>all of the tools you'll ever need
>everything you'd need for surgery
>soap
All in 1 (one) pocket.

Cook spicy cold noodles (or just put cold sauce) into things for similar results but less likely to get you bwoinked

>Eat slowly
No effect
>Eat fast but just a few bites
Shivering, walking slowly, stuttering
>Mashing eat
Unconscious from hypothermia

When will the captain's laser gun be removed for being OP?
>60 burn per shot
>recharges itself
>better aim
>can lawfully execute anyone who takes it from you as captain
all in 1 (one) weapon.

Looks like the baybie is feeling antagonized

When will the donk pocket be removed for being OP?

>put in the Microwave to get a Warm Turnover
>grind in the Grinder for Tricordrazine
>mix the Tricordrazine with juice from the Bar to make Doctor's Delight
>use the Snack Bar Maker to make Doctor's Delight Snack Bars
>use the Oven to make Doctor's Delight Snack Bar Donk Pockets

All in 1 (one) donk pocket.

I've never used the Holo-Switchtool, but all surgery/mechanical engineering tools in one sounds pretty OP, yeah.

>not making warm donk pocket donk pockets

>I suck so much that I missed fifty+ laser shots last round
>only time I actually hit the guy I was aiming for was when I got up from being stunned and they were right next to me

I'll never forgive riri for forcing the nano ui meme on us

>Trapping the Tricordrazine inside an off-brand donk pocket shell
horrifying
reminds me of that time a few days ago when a mechanic used his amorphous mask and it turned him into a spider queen, forcing his soul out of his body, permanently transforming it into a spider queen

>2 miners flying around in space with eguns

guess that validhunting miners bingo spot wasn't for nothing

Antagonized by the holo switchtool post? Idk, Bay tends to make things pretty antagonist-sided either by removing the OP stuff or making it so that Ship Personnel never get to use them.

this is my fetish

Really makes me wonder why there aren't jetpacks in the Armory for exactly those sorts of situations

being able to attach the tactical flashlight to a beret when

Nah I didn't even read that post before baiting you

Came straight into the thread like a bat outta hell, not gonna stop to read the thread before I start shitposting

It sounds OP but you have to remember you have to manually switch it every time. Pretty much just as fast as doing it the old fashioned way minus the inventory management and/or click delay.

>put taclight on dermal patch
>Makes the most disgusting looking sprite ever
>looks terrible when turned on too

reminder that the taclight is literally just a reskin of the normal torch and you can glue the big blue ones onto a helmet just the same as a taclight

Nevill didnt take the game seriously in the slightest and his ban history reflects this.
He just wanted to escape from it because when youre a NEET mmos can become your life.

>most disgusting sprite ever
>not kilt+holster+guard armband

>didn't take it seriously
>got banned so he wouldn't be absorbed by it
ok

Another difference is Veeky Forums lets antags do whatever as long as they don't BOMBS LMAO every single time they get antag.
On Para you can get bwoinked for murderboning too hard if you don't have a hijack objective and you're not an op, wizard or malf. But then again you're pretty free to bomb up to a certain point, since bomb aren't as big a deal there if they don't explode directly on you, because it's LINDA atmos.

Think about it this way, it's far more entertaining to everyone watching for the antag to get robusted. The more spaghetti the funnier it is. Nobody likes watching a silent powergaming murderbone

Objectively best way to make the cryomix
>start by making alkysine and ryetalyn pills as normal, in your usual amounts
>make some clonex
>in 2 large beakers add 30u clonex each, dissolve 1 rye pill and 2-3 alky pills in each (optional: 1 antitox pill too)
>go to cryo, add the roundstart cryox beakers
Done

We need a new meme event.
MoMMI station: Everyone is a MoMMI, some hours into the round humans are bussed in

Everyone is a MoMMI apart from one traitor human with severe brain damage and the objective to damage equipment as much as possible.

>Limp Bizkit bussed in

>emag a MoMMI
>make it flash other MoMMIs
>Whole station is emagged MoMMIs

50% of the station is emagged and 50% is normal
winner is based on how much of the station is destroyed versus how much is intact

>not just hitting all the MoMMis with ions, collecting the brains and transplanting them into monkeymen

>everyone is a MoMMI
>set on ASIMOV

>play on yog
>permabanned for powergaming as greyshirt vs nukeops
>go play on tg
>permabanned without my knowledge for writing about already fixed exploits
>go play on vg
>permabanned for killing someone as antag
>go play on tg
>banned for "ban evasion"
>unbanned on tg
>kill a furry officer because furries are va- oh wait
>permabanned on tg
>go play on colonial marines
>stop playing because host owner cheats with admin tools after being robusted
>go play on paradise
>permabanned for swearing on github
Am I the demons?

You are doing God's work.

>>go play on vg
>>permabanned for killing someone as antag
post ckey

Objectively the best way to make cryomix
>Pour out roundstart cryox beakers
>make 45u antitoxin in one small beaker
>Put small beaker into left cryo, turn on right cryo, turn off freezer

TermedClepe2 :^):^):^):^):^)

post on the forums about it, you could get it scheduled if you get an admin or 2 interested

free the borer fucker

Objectively the best way to make the cryomix
Stasis beaker
15 part Glycerol, 15 part Polytrinic Acid, 15 part Sulphuric Acid, 2.5 water 2.5 potass

wow, anime artstyle sucks

killing as raider is a no no
it's the only normal antag where this is the case

All Admins are required to lurk the thread, deadmin those who don't see this :^)

I just had an idea

Plasma beakers made from plasma glass that act as plasma catalysts so i don't have to keep turning the plasma into a pill so i can reuse it

Is this a good idea, or am i just a lazy cunt?

Inviolate bullshit was removed months ago, raiders can kill but not murderbone
sauce ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Vox_Raider

>Is this a good idea
Yes, now go code it my dude

On the offhand chance that sails under a true flag, every possible outcome if soliciting CP is a bad outcome. Don't.

map votes should have a minimum % requirement before they're even eligible

I'm tired of deff killing the server because a few memers decide to vote for it

I refuse to believe marko didnt intentionally suicide to get borged and meta with the AI player.

Awesome, I'd make an appeal but I'd probably get denied or permabanned shortly after for some stupid shit.

Fuck you, Antiduny.

last night deff won with like 7 votes at 40% of the vote
then almost everyone logged off and there was deff deadpop

That round deserved Deff as a punishment.

I didn't even think about that when I made the post. Good god what have I done.

>I'd make an appeal BUT...
lmao ok man

Sure did he want to waste his antag roll to play silicons

>Rule 0 ban

Yeah, don't appeal thanks.