/ink/ - Splatoon General

> Slut Woomy is such a slut that it's a point of pride for her
> Schoolgirl Woomy dares her to make a move on Special Woomy, expecting Slut to refuse because of standards/freshness
> Surprisingly, Slut Woomy happily agrees
> She invites Special Woomy over to her house to 'play games'
> Special Woomy, in her naivete, thinks she means video games, and is just elated to have a new friend
> Later, Special Woomy arrives at Slut Woomy's house
> Roommates are out, they're alone
> As soon as Special Woomy walks in, Slut Woomy grabs her ass
> Expecting her to be a complete ingenue, Slut Woomy is instead shocked when she immediately realizes, and is dtf
> Special Woomy is a born natural, despite being a virgin
> Slut Woomy starts working her magic, tried to regain her composure and begins with the basics, but is quickly overwhelmed by Special Woomy's retard strength
> She rips off Slut Woomy's clothes, throws her onto the bed and has her screaming and ahegaoing in under a minute

Can you put any ability on any piece of clothes and when should I scrub for chunks

I will find you, and I will make you regret slandering special woomy.

first for amateur are

How do I Sploosh?

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No kidding, holy moly.

Squids aren't shy about their bodies.

We truly are Splatoon 2: Salmon Run ™

There's one open.

>cuddle enemy via superior speed
>point in their general direction to instagib
>pop panicdown when you get outplayed

thanks for the games guys, I fucking hate the H3

>Launch bombs as the game ends
>They all blow up and count for ink coverage

>Fire missiles as the game ends
>They all hit target and count for ink coverage

>Launch inkstorm as game ends
>It immediately stops raining

Cool, nice balance

GG guys, it was fucking cuhrayzee.
Why did you hit Search for Crew and leave me with 3 randoms

>Can you put any ability on any piece of clothes

For main abilities, you can't do it yourself but the store in the Switch app might have sold a piece of gear with a different main ability. It depends on what you're looking for. Sub abilities can be any ability you want (as long as it isn't exclusively tied as a main ability, like last ditch effort or object shredder).

>and when should I scrub for chunks

When you fill every slot so you get the most out of what you pay for.

What are your favorite maps to play in, /ink/? I like Piranha Pit.

Museum d'Alfonsino in Splatoon 1, and Manta Maria now.

Inklings can change their sex at will, that Spaghetti was a woomy half an hour ago.

Favorite Splat1 map is Triggerfish and Inkblot in 2

You can come back m8.

Oh man, getting some superior lag in salmon run. It takes about 2-3 seconds to register if I've picked up a golden egg, it's really off putting thinking I haven't gotten one and moving back to pick it up but then it registers as I start moving towards it

>Ausfag internet
Not even once.

What's worse is Maws taking an extra 2-4 seconds to activate, got me killed 100% of the times it happened

>when maws bobber just keeps hovering right below you and at the very last second just before he lunges the little stupid ass blotch of ink appears trapping you

UK actually

I'm saying I am. S-D.

Anyone have any shitty stories in SR?
Had one game where I splashed down next to a wall, clipping through and falling into the void.
Last man standing on last wave giving me a beautiful team wipe.

yep, exactly that
at least I always throw a bomb in time to take 'em with me

I don't know what level you guys are, but I'm at 500. Sorry lads.

Just experienced this in that first wave loss then

This image would make a great t-shirt. I wonder if ω-3 band tee will one day be a Salmon Run reward.

>310
We're all guilty

>try pop sting ray for multiple flyfish and stingers
>they're all targeting you in such a way there's no opening for you to use your special
Hate. So much hate.

>Hangout on the Overlook cannon
>Stinger targets me non-stop while flyfish are bombarding my ass
I know they're supposed to be a bit dull, but I swear they know who to target for maximum effect.

>back from work at last
Not sure I should even start joining this shift at this point. Gonna go check when the the next one starts.

>1 egg left to meet quota
>10 seconds left
>one person with an egg standing right next to the basket
>they swim away from it right into a steel eel
I sure hope that was lag that caused that

This is getting rough

430.
Business as usual for /ink/.

>revived 8 times

I'm sorry

Last game for me lads, I'm getting stressed under these conditions

I just woke up but I'm down for some Salmon run, who's hosting?

Queen of /ink/!

no

yes

Nice hat Slut Woomy. Nice hat.

>keep losing or not finishing wave 3
>want to quit from stress
>we win 1 round
>want to keep playing

Vicious fucking cycle mate

post it

Just can't say no eh?

nice joke kid, but it begs the question. Who is the queen of /ink/?

/ink/ is a constitutional monarchy, she has no real power

If there's an open slot in anyone's SR crew I'd be happy to join

Me.

Who are (You)?

try again nerd

>some amount of eggs left that is easily attainable but not by me alone
>i'm the only one that turns in an egg

Okay, now I'm done. Thanks for those unbelievably hectic games S-D, Lun and Nep. I think we did good despite how crazy everything was, good luck playing any more.

Good games, L, Z and N. I'm tapping out lads.

Get your helmets while you still can

Good games m8s

Time to order some pizza

>teammates start throwing as soon as we lose the lead and the opponents KO from a 50 point deficit
>scoreboard pops up
>2 kill aerospray
>4 kill sloshing machine
why the fuck do i even bother with ranked

annaki mask
annaki mask
patched hat

I wonder who Lunari, Zero, and Niggerfart are

Annie is super unfresh lately
She rarely stocks some items and when she does they're repeats of shit abilities instead of new ones

At least the dupes have different abilities this time.

same, i want to know what their woomies look like

special woomy

shes the one that started all this and is the most praised and guarded woomy, people will fight for her

also shes inbred so it fits

All me.

Annie if you don't get your shit together me and you are going to have a long nice chat in a dark alley

>Niggerfart

Thanks for the laugh, user. It's me.

>Niggerfart
I'm too old to be laughing at this, dammit

t-thanks...

>overtime
>about to win
>they somehow take the point by inking maybe 20% of it
>bar cracks
what the fuck is with this game? it feels like I need to ink 95% of the splat zone to take it but the enemy can spit on it and suddenly it flips

I got absolute garbage, all gear, single or no chunks only. Kill me.

I want to share my cute and pure woomy but I'm afraid she will be lewded and I don't want that! I have a whole backstory and stuff for her worked out but she's a self insert so if she was lewded it would be weird

>first it was full names
>then half names
>then single letters
>
We're getting there

>lowest rank and lowest level in lobby is "jose"
>he's on your team
>of course he has an aerospray
>of course he's laggy

how is she a self insert if she has a back story
also getting lewded with your squidcrush isn't so bad ;)

Which player is Niggerfart? Not sure if I played with them.

I cant wait for the sloshing machine nerf mid-october

I'm ok with money instead of gear w/ coldblooded chunks.
Next splatfest fucking when, I'm loaded with dosh.

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Self inserts don't have to have the same life as you, it's you *inserted* into a story/world.
So my woomy is me but just with a different life if that makes sense.
I already draw stuff of her but I don't want her to be corrupted like schoolgirl woomy was.

>2821 power eggs

There is no Niggerfart, user.

Nice trips

post her, most woomies don't get lewded unless they ask for lewds or they make lewd a part of their character
i mean at this point you're baiting it but still

>someone thanks me for playing
>they just use the number 0 instead
It gets even better, trust me

Not from the current rotation, but...

It doesn't even need merfs

DUDE

do it you coward