/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

So say I have a lvl 40 3* I can't ascend (In this case, Alexander).

Would it be better for me to save my embers, or to burn it on other servants I'd maybe like to have on my team, like Ushi or Georgie, for example.

Excuse me. I also love Nito chan.

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING LIZ THREAD?

I need Nobu in my life to cheer me up.

>leveling up 3*
lmao

>giving a shit about the class of EXP cards
lmao just use them on the fucking servant you want to level up

I wonder what sex with Carmilla would be different? Would it be any different from sex with Liz?

I think she is cute from the art, I have no idea what her personality is like. From art I get the impression she is clumsy and shy though

>liz

Liz would try to be your dominatrix and fail miserably, Carmilla would have you calling her mistress in record time

This is my wife Johannes von Reddit, say something nice about her.

She's assassin! Highly trained! Very dangerous!

THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME BROS

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I just want Liz to finger me with those nails

Sex with carmilla would involve lots of slices with a knife and your blood being drunk

cant she just wear a wet swimsuit?

You wont roll your waifu

Stop calling her like that.
Also a cute that I would handhold.

>implying my harem protagonist powers won't kick in

Archer Nobu is a freebie.

>literally the day of a new story map
>several different servants will be focused on
>lol better make a Liz thread

You won't roll your husbando.

Shut up, nerd

Please don't handhold my wife Juan Reddit without permission.

Rider Kintoki is a freebie.

this is a fucking retard

do the opposite of what he said

But will NA get her event?

no, sadly

I already have Hercules and Lancelot and Vlad and Waver and EMIYA, joke's on you.

We've got 11 hours before the new servants let Liz have her thread

I already have you on jp, you dumb banana

Tohsaka Slutterin Rin

I doubt it, but I could always just buy a JP account, been thinking about buying one the past few months for Berserker Nobu, and I lost my old JP account.

Reminder Ishtar is Redman's waifu

You WILL roll your waifu

I will do it with my own Jalter.

Don't tell me what to do.

THREAD = LIZ

Thank you! You will roll at Hakuno.
Your casual outfit is the best one

I would hope so. In 2 years time.

My waifu

What the fuck

God, her design is so stupid.

Why are Liz entire fingers fingernails

>chopsticks
>ever practical

>not shoveling food in your mouth with your hands

are you even a king?

How else would you eat any kind of noodle in a broth?

I love Liz and Liz threads.

>not stabbing the fucking ham with a sword and using that to eat

With a fork dumbass

Go fuck yourself friend.

Fork or spoon. Silly seamonkey.

weirdo

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I'm glad all you fate tertiaries gathered in one place. Please, I ask you humbly, either leave the fate franchise alone or kill yourselves. I feel like this is not asking much of you, so please do it. You people are the absolute worst thing that ever happened to this franchise - yes, even worse than anime-only fags, "read the vn" fags and even realta nua fags.

The fuck are forks for you goddamned ignoramus

That's stupid though.

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GO AWAY FILTHY REDDITORS

Forks are for stabbing food, not wrapping food around it meticulously.

Liz is super cute!

Wrong

bitch did you just reply to everyone's post?

Thanks user, I hope you roll your waifu too!

Just because a culture you like does it does not mean it's superior to use chopsticks

>chopstick secondaries

I eat my ramen with a fork by wrapoing the noodles with a twirling stir around it. Same way you eat spaghetti. Fucking pleb.

If you have enough time to reply to everybody's post for a (you), why not roll on this banner. In fact if you roll right now, you will get a 5*.

>Forks are for stabbing food, not wrapping food around it meticulously.

idiota

No I'm not being a dumb weeb I think using a fork for noodles and clumped rice is fucking stupid.

I'm talking about actual noodles dumbass.

Who's the cuck in this situation?

>chopsticks
>forks
>hands
>swords
I didn't know the lot of you was so uncivilized. The only real way to eat food is with a fly strip

Enkidu

>I'm talking about actual noodles dumbass.
You use a fork.

dimenticato l'immagine

Vive la France!

t. Weeb

Well duh, you use a spoon for rice.

>he doesn't make his slaves feed him

>the year of our lord 2017
>using appendages to enter nutrients to their bodies
>needing to consume corporeal nutrients in the first place

Fucking fleshbags

NO. CHOPSTICKS ARE THE ONLY WAY. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. THEY ARE VERY PRACTICAL.

>not having your waifu to chew it off and spit it back to your mouth for you

plebs

Do you think Liz can use chopsticks well with her claws?

Liz saving NA servers with no survivors!

My ex-girlfriend actually did that

>chopsticks
>place in noodles
>pinch together
>raise to mouth
>fork
>place in noodles
>spin
>spin a second time
>spin a third time here, I'll be generous and stop here but I've seen retards do it like seven times
>raise to mouth
Which one of those makes more sense?

I find spoons are a pain in the ass for white rice.

I've got some chopsticks for Liz!

Get your forks out, it's sushi time!

Chopsticks are a fucking pain. And I have rarely ever needed more than a few spins.
Also it's healthier to take your time eating.
And rice in a spoon is literally no problem. You got tremors or something?

You don't even have to spin the fork desu.

>being this much of delusional weeb

actually end your self you fucking spastic.

chinksticks are only good for Dim Sum when you're grabbing random bits of food from a bunch of different plates.

Japan is removing shit-sticks from cafes and restaurants already and replacing them with spoons, knifes and forks because it's the only civilized way to eat food.

In next 20 years there will be no chop-sticks in Japan at all.