/twg/ - Total War General

Norsca is OP edition
Learn to Play Total War: WARHAMMER 2 with Total War Academy
youtu.be/xhn02mJGJtw

Total War: WARHAMMER II - Enter the Vortex
youtu.be/BeT_dPTas7E
Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – System Specs:
totalwar.com/blog/total-war-warhammer-ii-system-specs/
Total War: WARHAMMER 2 - Welcome to the New World
youtu.be/ZyuiR5mvvgI
Total War: WARHAMMER 2 Beginner's Guide - Setting Up for Battle
youtu.be/ogToJNXblho
Total War: WARHAMMER 2 Beginner's Guide - How to Win the Campaign
youtu.be/noe03Zphrls

How the Combined Map works
totalwar.com/blog/mortal-empires

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 - Lizardmen vs High Elves Multiplayer Battle
youtu.be/8QppGOuv1y8
Total War: WARHAMMER 2 - Lizardmen Battle Lets Play
youtu.be/wLYRrGxh024
Total War: WARHAMMER II – Lizardmen Campaign Let’s Play
youtu.be/WzegC_t59f4


Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Dark Elves In-Engine Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=zB6FaGBz0Lo
Dark Elves Battle Let's Play:
youtube.com/watch?v=phpMYkFodkE
Dark Elf Campaign Let's Play
youtube.com/watch?v=h7e3jCd62C0

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Skaven In-Engine Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=k8EQ1KNkpmw

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 - Quest Battle War Crown of Saphery
youtu.be/KM7PSYDSZqY

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 - Free-For-All Battle
youtu.be/4lpjwRmFGNU

Roster Reveal:
totalwar.com/blog/lizardmen-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/high-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/dark-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/skaven-army-roster/

>FAQs and General Info
pastebin.com/uGj4AUHR
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

Last thread: Screenshot sharing and campaign posting encouraged! Complaining without offering solutions is not!

Fuck Chaos

>all our shitposting heroes are gone

Who else is drinking to make it easier to go to bed early?

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Just one more sleep until I can right old wrongs

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fuck you

Post RATS
Post LIZARDS
Post ELVES
Post SOMETHING

i wonder how they get the gas in those globes.

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GIVE ME KROQGAR

REDDIT RATS UNITE

Soon

U got me.

>Malekith was literally never wronged
>Managed to wrong almost every society on the planet at the time and continue to do so to the present day
He was a gud boi who dindu nuffin he was investigating da cult of pleasure and sheeeit.

AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH

A M A Z O N S !

>I have only just begun...to transmute lead

Malthasar Gelt soon.

LOVE ETERNAL!
I love you all anons. Have fun.

Oda for TWW when?

>tfw actually spotted him from the beggining but didn't see his eyes so thought it was some weird rat
what do we win?

>Big boobed amazons

But, muh greek lore

Please let it be either rats or lizards.

>Greek lore

What, were the Amazons actually little boys or something?

3rd time unlucky.

Already rolled for Malekith first time round which was my best possible option.

On another note, how do I spend tonight waiting?

Tempted to mod Atilla or just play a roman campaign.

ANYTHING BUT ELVES

No they chopped off a tit to pull their bowstrings better.

Not soon enough

The gobbos half-inched your bees and honey whiles ya was focusin' on finding them.

Why does japan mock Oda so much?

Kind of a folk story, because amazon in old greek sounds a lot like "without breast".

They usually have both, but one is covered.

rollin

These amazons use javelins and blow darts

INTO THE BOOK

Here

Akechi confirmed skaven

>kill off lord
>have mod installed that gives caster lords and such
>AI recruits one and spams fire ball and kills Karl Franz in 4 hits

>mfw cooler for PC broke earlier today
>game out tomorrow
>won't get a replacement until next week

I'm gonna fap to milf porn and play as Kroq'Gar. Helves campaign afterwards.
Ain't touching reddit rats and reddit elves.

because he's Hitler, George Washington and Napoleon all at the same time to the Japanese.

so they're super tsundere.

>Tomb Kings still not announced.

That sounds pretty cool 2bh

Stack magic res

>he lives in a shithole where he cant just walk into a store and buy a cooler for 5$

Recommend me some Twitch and Youtube channels for comfy Total War campaigns.

Bonus points for someone who explains stuff and has no face cam.

Hmm...*gnaws on a human bone*...shoh makh...*shits on himself*...kaa...*bleats*...khaosh....*guzzles ale*...faosh! *fells Man*

I cant wait for the combined map so I can watch my soldiers die fighting new horrifying monsters.

>implying I'm going to settle for some poorfag-tier cooler
I'll just play on my second PC, just means I can't play on ultra with 60+ fps which sucks

But at least 2 of those guys are good.

What hot new memes has /twg/ come up with?

NIG

We're on a meme halt until we can play TWW2 and let some memes grow organically.

I really wonder what kind of mechanics the tomb kings will have. I guess it will have the old loyalty mechanic, but what new stuff can it have?

Maybe a "new" levy mechanic

>he's gonna buy a new cooler instead of replacing the fan
lmaoing @ u

no memes for you to steal right now redditor, piss off

fluoride meme

that's the point.

he's a very complicated figure.

He didn't accept an office at court so he was suspected of wanting to usurp the emperor, which is sacrilege in Japan.

>His based silver kisenaga armour in nioh

You're playng with fire, yukkuriposter!

D-do not mock me!

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fuck off based yukkuri poster has been making sure we take it easy for as long as I can remember.

>he doesn't realize Reddit loves "dude lmao dinosaurs on dinosaurs LMAO"

>13 hours left
>all thats left to do is shit post /twg/

h-help

No depiction of an amazon from ancient times features chopped-off breasts, it's purely a Roman-era misinterpretation.

>down half a bottle of nyquil
>out for the next 13 hours

Go watch Darren's stream user

assmaster give me your power rwaaaaaaaaaa

>Darren

You have been visited by the flipcucker of effeminate laughter. Repost '/twg/, what the crap's going on?' or your Arkansas-based ISP will keep lying to you about your bandwidth!

please be anything other than whorerathi

child taste is dinos
adult taste is EBIN RATS
patrician taste is dinos as they are arch conservatives

/twg/ what's the craps going on

Heir and Lionheart are the only total war YouTube I can stomach

>year of our Lord Jesus Y. Christ 2017
>murricans still have bandwidth limits

We should ban historical Total Wars from this thread

I won't tolerate any food-based lifeforms taking it easy in my proximity.

>I know what this is from /co/'s annual week of pain

MrSmartDonkey is cool

Wew

Ha ha.

do share.

Enjoy your cartoons faggot

Time to refund?

0-4 FAT FROG
5-9 CHAD LIZARD

Girls. An utterly banal comic.

I do not consent

>Tom and Jerry
I feel like I'm missing the joke
Am I retarded

>Not wanting to watch cartoons
faggot

How do we convince CA to take back Darren?

how did mazdamundi get so big?

It's a form of comedy you don't understand.

From sitting on his ass for several millennia.

maybe
let's test your intelligence:
what's your favourite faction in TWW2?

>Dar
>re
>n

>he left CA to stream himself reading NeoGaf
LMAO

xth for KEKED Grimgor

dubs and ill pre order
anything else and i wait to pirate

NeoGaf discusses total war?

>Hey Malekith, we really appreciate your father the king dying to save the known world and all.
>But we decided not to honor your rights of lineage and voted in the least impactful king possible.
>Oh also he's going to take credit for everything you do for the rest of his life.

Enjoy not partaking in campaignposting for 8 months.

What the fuck.