/TWG/ TOTAL WAR GENERAL

>going through a W H O L E thread when us brits are about to sleep
But yeah this OP seems like the best we have due to all the noob we'll accqure in the coming days
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Screenshot sharing and campaign posting encouraged! Complaining without offering solutions is not!

Who is that girl? She's my new waifu

For real?

Should I fight this? I feel like if I try to retreat I am just going to fuck myself in the ass. I have all three armies together right now. If I run away it's probably guaranteed I lose one or two.

If I lose three legions to the Huns I am gonna be pretty butthurt

not for real

Upgraded drivers.
Battles and camp. map now load verz slowlz.
>Nvidia.

Indy got her wet with that trophy

He looks like a fucking sloth LMAO

Why wasn't Turin invited to this FFA?!

It's pretty dumb, but here you go.

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I'M A FAG BUTTBOY PLS EAT MY CUMMIES

Rock the... boat?

>tournament full of nerds
>get a ridiculously hot model whose never played a video game in her life to interview them
>interview is really awkward

why do esports do this?

>Tomb Kings still not announced.

What the fuck am I looking at?

(((esports))) is a spook

Especially with all this eye candy.

Because that's what real sports do and they want to be real

stop using radious

What does leadership (binding?) on undead units actually do? Does it just cause damage to the unit once it dips then resets?

Fuck e-sports.

yep causes further losses

Mammoth with Troll crew, just because I couldn't get the bolt thrower to work and started playing around.

Has SFO gone too far?

>no high elf trailer

Just like my Japanese Animes

If it gets low enough instead of routing they will take damage. They also cannot have their leadership lowered by shit like terror

BTFO some norscan shits

>the Chad Competitor vs the Virgin Players

Wait, can you get proper animations for the trolls in that? What do they end up doing up there, just idle animations?

Anyone else get a refund and a coupon from cdkeys?

I got an email that says it refunded my purchase but where's my money?

You don't know what spook means, please read Stirner

Does anyone know any CD key -sites that work in North America? Already had to refund two faulty euro codes,

Offensive abilities at level 1 are about the same when you take into account Queek's bonus vs greenskins. Grimgor has 30% more health though.

>like terror
They're immune to fear and terror by those abilities, its the undead that changes rout mecahnics

I'm going to keep a logbook of all the heads queek takes

I'm going to poke around and see if I can get "The Chad E-Athlete vs the Virgin TV actor" for him and his brother

t. spook

Why would anyone read Stirner?
Does Queek get a mount?

I'd like to know too

>Does Queek get a mount?

No.

Yeah, they just stand there. Ranged infantry will shoot however.

>I'm going to make vlogs of all the heads queek gives
user you're so perverted

No. Can't say we've seen what his stats look like at Max level but between Waaagh, frenzy, and the fuck ton of WS Grimgor gets while leveling I doubt the matchup is even close late game.

POST OLD WORLD MEMES FOR THE LAST TIME IN PREP FOR THE NEW MEMES

>tfw thought combined map wasn't coming out til WH3
>its actually coming out in a few weeks

Weeee!

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ZOG OFF

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Gobbos vs. rats is gonna be so much fun.

Oh sure, I'll track all the times he ends up taking the shaft when I send him into duels too.

No vlog though. I don't have the patience to set up screen capture shit.

helf trailer is coming out today, r-right?

how do i use chariots?

constant charging?

guys i cant play wh2 until next week, pls keep me posted about qt elf princess when you play

charge em in flanks then run aeay

Yes. Don't though, because cheese is bad, m'kay?

who has the easiest campaign in 1?

>This game will unlock in approximately 8 hours
is steam real?

I finally managed to make a tercio.

hold shift and right click and fling your mouse around

I bet it'll be the Mortal Empires trailer

It is now September, and the return of the true Phoenix King is nigh. All across Naggaroth the legions of the Witch King beckon to their sovereigns summons.

Surveying his skin cloth campaign map for the last time, Malekith knows to be ever weary of the roving tribes in the north; and also not to be ignorant of any ambitious dreadlords.
Word has reached him that his mother has marched south without order, it is of little consequence, though the rumour that she has resurrected her cult of pleasure is troubling.

On Ulthuan his spies report that Tyrion is engaged with another cult, taking advantage of the conflict could allow the Witch King to establish another foothold on Ulthuan.

Further south where the shifting sands of Araby blow, it has been reported that the servile men of the Asrai have conquered swathes of land, the riches of this land could well aid Malekiths coffers if he chose to wrest it from them. Though another rumour, perhaps untrue, but not worth ignoring is that a hold of the ratmen is situated somewhere in this land.

Finally from out of the land of Lustria little has been heard, the most valuable pieces of information being that a notable lord of the lizardmen is currently fighting human settlers by himself, it could be advantageous to eliminate such an opponent as swiftly as possible. As for the other piece of information, it has been heard that the whoreson Teclis is leading an expedition on the southernmost tip of Lustria, supposing he survives the dangers of the land it would give Malekith great pleasure to have a rematch.

Regardless of where the first strike is made Malekith will control the vortex and regain his homeland. Domination by a best elf soon!

I go now to join my forefathers, krellposter and WEneetposter.

norsca

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AESTHETIC

Bretonnia by far

May they look upon you, all shiny and chrome.

gizmodo.com/a-freakishly-large-new-species-of-rat-has-been-discover-1818804727?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=wednesdayAM
What does /twg/ think of this?

Dont leave us based Druchii poster

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d-dont go....

its not real

Dwarves and it isn't even close. I have Chaos invading before turn 40 almost every time.

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Rolling

Tfw no white lion lord with trusty white cat next to him like that gobo lord.

Dorfs or Greenskins.

Having a human at the helm makes the badlandsbowl a bandlands stomping and from there you're set up to smash gits/smash those that have WRONGED US

Who will the 4 TK LLs be?

What would be a suitable meme mechanic for the Warhammer 3 campaign?

Awesome.

depriving the world of their population as the chaos dwarfs enslave all

I will miss you user and all the other posters

the great maw out in ogre lands or whatever is eating shit and u gotta stop it before it eats more

Have different chaos gods appear over the sky in battle and endlessly shitpost at each other.

I suspect there'll be some kind of favour mechanic but that's not very fun.

Settra, Khalida, Arkhan, and then bets off on the 4th

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RIP

Is Wojack being dressed as pepe?

>I will return inevitably as Slaneesh poster in three days.