/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>the ti mvp is an offlaner
>shitters still lock carry and mid

when are they going to udnerstand

>they arent watching your future ti8 champions beat the shit out of bulba

feed me dotards

OpTic.Resolut1on

>tfw lock offlaner but am a massive mechanically retarded shitter

the laziest draft from the chinks could blow kyle out of the water

CONJUWATION

sylph is a cute loli hero

fuck (((BTS)))
also i like ppd even more after that interview, I just hope he gives texas a chance, he seems very close minded about it, idk i guess i he hated growing up in indiana and now blindly hates all red states. This was my original posted opinion on texas. 190680907

can't wait to main her

I wish they had Reso instead of Piecat, that'd be a good team. Instead of that we have OG, which sucks, and PPD's team who lacks a decent carry.

pedos

ok lets see what you have to say

we will find out at all these minors they are qualified for

Is ppd /ourguy/ or reddit's guy?

when does OpTic and /ourguy/ ppd play boys?

this

>not kelly milkies or bulba
thank god
not until you kick bulba you fuck
dont give him views, its easy to avoid cancer like day9, its harder to avoid cancer like bts and moonduck, be thankful
but the ti mvp was pos4
from leaks this was unironically happening until he jumped ship to noTIs at the last second, really disappointing

s-she's not a loli!
its just her face looks young and she's a small girl!!!

We even put a dyke her to make her look mature! TRUST ME LA

i will trust you

>its just her face looks young and she's a small girl!!!
then its a loli

>dedicated captain and leader
>willing to play position 5 irl, sacrificing his dota career to act as CEO for a time
>built new squad of white and based players
>brought a new name into dota, with chads like
>supports the return of skeleton king
absolutely /ourguy/

>190682980
check FUFCKING LIQUIPEDIA NAD STOP ASKING THE THREAD YOU ARE ALL MORONS

all he needs to do is give texas a chance and hes forever myguy

Should just replace pajkatt with singsing desu

>terveisin not-chad

guys where's Grant?

DC is just waiting til there's a non-honeypot Major LAN qualifier to kick Bulba

have fun going through OQ for ti8 mason

>pick sylph
>my friends now think im a faggot

Then who's reddit's guy?

>pick pangolin
>your friends now know beyond a shadow of a doubt that youre a faggot

shartour

Reminder to post 20 pictures of Windrunner every single thread!

>pick Necro
>friends already know I'm a giant faggot

he is in th elist of viewers on bts' channel
hes been (((gormand))) it makes me legit sad, he started streaming this morning and i thought i was gonna get a full day of grant but instead i barely got 3 hours

>ppd has his own subreddit
>/ourguy/

>go to bed early
>can't actually fall asleep
umm dotards?

>ana
>s4
>all of nu-eg
the list goes on

rtz, sumail, notail, bulba, day9, and whole bunch of other shit personalities.

is team kinguin legit? I haven't watched any of their matches

i want to FUCK templar assassin.

>Grant was the last real nigga in the scene and got stolen from us by the monopoly man

they're the kurwa stack

why arent dota girls sexier?

because they're super cute!

low quality bait

>no cock

this

Kawakami best girl tho

guys, guys, listen up, i heard a rumor! okay, you ready? pugna is a cute girl

>wanting sexy girls to have cocks
faggot.

>not wanting sexy girls to have cocks
faggot.

WHOLE
PARAGRAPHS

kyle about to get meepwn'd AGAIN
i wonder if he suffers from ptsd

2nd pick meepo solid way to lose at the video game

>first pick meepo
Has moonmeander lost his fucking mind?

dota heroes arent there to make you horny you kissless virgin

Pugna loregasm when?

hhaa idk about a loregasm but id give her an OR GASM XD

Why are PPD fans still pretending like him getting shit stomped harder than anyone this year so far by COl and the GOOKS, while eg qualified for hamburg without losing a game

what did he mean by this?

epic

>lineup in mind that counters heroes that are meepo counters
>firstpick meepo to bait the enemies to pick heroes your strat is going to counter
NEXT
LEVEL
DRAFTING

>first phase pick meepo
>dont 2nd phase ban wyvern
??

explain terrorblade then

>first pick meepo

Support Meepo incoming

>tfw too smart to play dota

? explain QoP, luna, TA, lina

queen of pain is literally a succubus

What carry really synergizes with WInter Wyvern?

Razor? But razor is dogshit

When Midas Mode is out

Who would win in a fight? Jaina Proudmoore or Rylai?

some shit that dives in heavy, WW is counter pick hero rather than a buffer hero

Winter Wyvern is dogshit too

why are we pretending to care about na dota?

it's the most stacked region this year

im pretty sure if jaina summoned a water elemental it could 1v1 maiden.

DUELING FATES FUCKING WHEN
WHEN DID WE GOT THE "IN A MONTH" MESSAGE?

it's still shartie hour, they have to go to bed soon though

10 days ago

ummm, try again, sweetie.

>there are people in this thread that genuinely believe this

>water elemental
maybe if it was a semen elemental

feels good to be among the #woke

>+60 damage
here's ice in your eye

is SOPA more your liking user?

>tfw no threesome with jaina and rylai

>*encases u in ice for 10 seconds*