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> News
- The Rapid Blaster Pro has been released! It has Toxic Mist and Ink Storm!
- The Tenta Brella weapon has been revealed and is coming soon! Sub is Beakon, special is Bubble Blower.
-- nintendotreehouse.tumblr.com/post/165521794157/big-bad-brella
- Splatoon 2 artbook announced!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy (embed)
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>Patch notes
- en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear so far (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL (embed)

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
- loadout.ink/

> View schedules for stages, Salmon Run, and current Splatnet gear
- splatoon2.ink/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

first

>manage to grab Rainmaker at the last second
>game ends
>didn't even get a chance to make one last push
>tfw

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Wopmy!

>opening a private lobby just to squid party

Squad up

Is this the same squid?

no

nth for cute spaghettis

>wopmy
oh no

Do you still want to do this, user? And what kind of meme lobby? 1738-7794-3681

cease

>played Splatoon 2 since launch
>played Salmon Run for almost 2 months
>only just now finally got my first and only Ink Resistance ticket ever
>mfw

>tfw you carry your tw team with a motherfucking inkbrush

>get gyro with the splashdown he always tries so hard to avoid
>get splatted while squidbagging

Laughed hard desu

>silver screen
More like plastic screen lol, this art is so bad, but I really feel like drawing cute squids, so I don't care. I hope everyone enjoys regardless

I fucked up, remade the lobby

I got a giggle out of it

calm down

lookin fresh there kurp

EVERYTIME I PLAY WITH INK IT'S PEOPLE MASHING THE HELL OUT OF SPLASHDOWN

REMOVE SPLASHDOWN

this was a video of me using baller to fuck up kier's heart but i had too many programs open at once and my capture card hates that
and then i get bodied by a splashdown

I think im done

How the fuck are you supposed to use the gyro controls? I have the same problem with Zelda where it seems to get "lost". Like the neutral zone of the gyro ends up being to the top left where instead of holding the controller in front of me and aiming from there I have to move it to the left and twist just to get the camera to its default position. Is the only way to deal with this spam the Y button to recenter the camera?

Sweets woomy's pussy would at least taste sweet from the overwhelming amount of sugar she consumes
But no, it's great. I am already enjoying it

wop wop wopmy

gotta learn to hold it in a neutral position. Its not hard or uncomfortable. Just hold it and press y and then play

Alright, well have a good night. And sorry that /ink/ likes weapons with splashdown I guess.

Alright I think it's a bad idea to play with ink since I keep disconnecting
Sorry kier

Let me join the lobby, butts
5744-2137-3220

I'm the host, I'll post my fc instead

why would you hurt me like this

www

Which I conveniently forget to post. Here you are. 0024-4386-7428

sweet's yeast infection!

Ravioli ravioli

The fact that you hate the splashdown more than the baller astounds me

RIP Hugh Hefner

a classic

Give me the Ika Musume gear back formuoli

it's revenge from killing me with panic splashdowns.
I should just stick to splatling so im never close enough to your ass to get hit by them ;__;

You can get out of the way of a baller in most situations
splashdown not so much if you're using a close range weapon.

BOTH KIER AND KURO KEEP USING SPLASHDOWN AGAINST ME AND I JUST WANT IT TO STOP

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gn, /ink/ stay fresh

>3 enemies on the opposing team have ninja squid
>Pain in the ass trying to predict where they're escaping to melt them with my sploosh
>Run by area and enemy hidden in tiny drop of ink uses splashdown
It's so damn irritating to fight against.

don't tell me how to feel

It makes me feel anime
Also it's literally all the inkbrush has so, sorry

21 fap salute

>tfw you fell for the splashdown meme

Goodnight working on a new outfit to keep things fresh

If anybody wants /ink/ private battles (use whatever you want but I'm memebrushing for now) add or join 0024-4386-7428

Are you having a breakdown?

>I should just stick to splatling so im never close enough to your ass to get hit by them ;__;
>end up getting killed by ballers because you can't charge fast enough to shoot them down

i dont use them in a panic gyro,i chase after you to use them

hydra fucking WHEN

is the .96 better for inking than I expected or is my team just that bad

You can also use them to deter people on your ass while you hunt down pesky chargers.

Are you finally admitting that the baller isn't as strong as you make it out to be?

>Random stage keeps picking moray
Could you not game?

>cant kill a sniper in close range
>well earned squidbag
kek

It's above average, factoring in good Sprinkler use. Good enough for Splat Zones, at least, but mostly because of Ink Armor + hoping RNG lands you some quick kills.

It isn't just any sniper though. :^)

>just timed out in TW
>Sprinkler use
good point actually
I'll join for more .96 testing shenanigans

0/10 bad pun
see me after class

I dislike splashdown more than baller, because baller weapons are short range and cant do much to me outside of the special

more like
>see someone on your ass about to splat you
>mash the right stick
D E L E T E
S P L A S H D O W N

Baller is still crazy good, I wont change my mind on that until they either:
lower it's hp
increase knockback from shooting it
or make shooters do normal damage to it

getting hit by superjump splashdown is the worst feel

I'm glad you guys like it so far.
You can tell where I began putting in effort lol

If you're okay with 1v1s. Most people just left already.

woo bukit

yeah sure whatever
i-it's not like I'm wasting food/drinks

you won't

Please tell me you have a full-size version of that last panel. I need it.

>splashdown on a baller
>throw a bomb at it
>hit it a bunch
>die to it because it did nothing

WHAT DOES IT TAKE HUH
WHAT DO YOU WANT

im sorry you got your feelings hurt dude

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makes sense now that I think about it

Well now I'm using this forever

I'm exaggerating my complaints for comedic effect
the only thing that gets me really salty at this game is playing against people with bad internet.

Edmund will never be forgiven.

You thought you were fighting the brush, but it was really me! Splashdown and splat bombs!

>3 times now I've been the only en name in a jp lobby
stop this, its not fun playing across the fucking pacific ocean

Still, it's funny to watch you get salty over a Private Battle lobby.

You know, I might just skip sz for these 1v1s, gets pretty one-sided fast.

Honestly splashdowns are just a minor annoyance to me.
but i cant get mad at them because they're a legit part of the game, just like the baller.

but i'm pretty sure the devs didn't intend for people to teleport around to throw off your aim and splat you.

fuck off dot and stop posting your shit squid every thread

>when you hop into your first rank match of the day and flip that cap card on to shoot a frag video on these squigga ass

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Requesting this as a squid

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Perfect. I love these over the top reactions

>good point actually

I probably should've mentioned don't throw a Sprinkler after using Ink Armor; you can't charge special while Ink Armor is active, so using it does nothing but claim Turf. In fact, don't use it too liberally either way. It's still a bad sub-weapon, but it has its uses as far as charging special/occupying turf is concerned.

>getting hit by superjump splashdown is the worst feel

It is the epitome of "Fool me once, fool me twice". If a Splashdown users icon is flashing and they're Super Jumping into an awkward position, what else could they be doing?

>2v2 on kelp
>can't fucking find anyone

it was good fun to spam rainclouds

I will when i finish the comic

i wish someone would IP ban you

I notice doing that a lot, bad habit

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>join jp lobby AGAIN as the only en player
>asshole with a splatling idles in spawn the entire match
>only moves his ass in the last 30 seconds
>i have to kill three other enemies in short succession to try and stage a desperate comeback because of this chucklefuck
>chucking curling bombs and trying to cover as much turf as i can in the few seconds we have left
>scrape by with 3% more

>tfw I try to ambush splashdown Gyro and he snipes me with the RM instead

do you have to reply to everything? fuck off

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Am I the only one that finds JP lobbies comfy?

between twitchsnapping squiffers, like five hundred fucking sloshmos, and idling teammates it's been a shitshow for me. id rather time out than play like this.

We don't allow splashdowns in this house.

Is the SloshMo that popular in JP? I'm not surprised, they probably know how busted it is.

>e-litering my sprinkler
rude desu

okay I won't use the e-liter again. It's def broke in 1v1