/ps2g/ - planetside 2 general

please write a 500 word minimum essay thanking u werl 4 saving the game edition
11th thread since the zombiefication

>What is this game?
pastebin.com/baxwRMDg
>How do I shot?
pastebin.com/CWn3VQJD
>How do I shot mans? (advanced)
pastebin.com/p0ZwzqSu
>Tweaks and optimizations
pastebin.com/MEqFBUut
>stats and vehicle memes
pastebin.com/341Dv7Y6
>chart some dead user made
i.imgur.com/HOdhWox.png

previous memes

we made it through another thread :--------------D

Yay!

>no essays
Girls, I'm going to have to request you supply them. Werl has been working hard in this last update, and needs recognition.

wow inrecdible, no die!

that's what the meme gun is for lol

>gets revived
>boltshitted again
nigga bolt actions are the single best anti tryhard weapon
if youre complaining you havent bolt shitted enough
now make me proud maggot


ty uerl

Did the playerbase become MORE retarded over the years? I played some last night and EVERY single time I fired my weapon, the nearest 10 friendlies would stop what they're doing and sprint infront of me. I don't remembering being this frustrated by teammates.

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you are retarded

in cases this being true, you just shoot without the enemy being there and watch people sprint in for your own amusement, i doubt you get any signifigant number of kills anyway in situation where people can just rush to doors like that

or you could have just condensed your post to
>aim better
ya know

>this post
Thanks for confirming the average player like yourself is actually retarded.

Sorry, but I'm sitting on a shitter. Can't write essays while shitting.

good morning memers i hope u have a fun day of clicking planetheads :D

>tfw I want to shot man but cannot

s-sorry ;_;

It's okay. I am working form home today so maybe I will sneak in a couple head clicks anyway.

>maybe I will sneak in a couple head clicks
devilish

>attacking the crown last night
>it's actually a good fight and not a zerg-off
>we're not getting farmed and everyone is having a fun time

I'm confused

Planetmen 2 is the only thing that brings me to life.

>nigga bolt actions are the single best anti tryhard weapon

>Prowler niggers can no longer kill me with a direct shot when I'm wearing Flak 5

This is actually great

>but every single prowler is running HE
I guess if you enjoy running nothing but flak, it's okay.

Hello I am retarded, what is the current HA meta after resist shield got stealth nerfed?

oh shi mad?

have this meme

what
how'd it get nerfed

carapace medic, burst rifle.

40% ->35% undocumented damage resist nerf.
t. /u/wrel.

thx man!

yw :3

Now they get to know how it feels in my world, stupid Batman tank drivers somehow smacking a moving target from >100m with a shell
No, you get to have to try multiple times now, like I do.

god i hate that faggot

Have fun shooting planetmans today, darlings :3
I love you!

y-you too~

why are you posting non-ps2 related anime pictures????? hmm?

>non-ps2 related anime

shouldnt you be eating cake

i need 13 more viper kills and then i can put that piece of shit away forever

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listen anime girl, youre on the wrong board

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what is it you dont understand???

i dont know????

r u makin fun of me

at least post ps2 related animemes

any animeme is gud enough ok? ok

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I think that just for one day nobody should play any faction but Vanu. Just everyone be Vanu.
So then hopefully Sony or Daybreak or whatever fuck they're called understands how much of a fucking awful decision it was to add a faction that prides itself on being better and then never nerf them under any fucking circumstances. Fucking HORSESHIT.
I'm done with this, I'm fucking done with this game.
I'm tired, every night, EVERY FUCKING NIGHT, EVERY FUCKING DAY the same bullshit. I'm done.
It's ridiculous. And you know what? Vanu will always say "oh it's because you are bad".
BULL FUCKING SHIT. When I play Vanu I do substantially better, SUBSTANTIALLY! It does no comparison.
I think all heavy assaults should be given the same fucking guns, equalized - all stats everything.
Make them carbon fucking copies .
That way I will never have to say "oh Vanu heavy assault is better".

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did viz kys himself yet?

anime

Not sure if you were aware of this girls...but you can also win boosts from the new alerts! I just got one :3

how much boost

30% exp and resource boost, it's my first alert win so I'm happy ok

Well sadly on Miller NC will never win one, because TR is steamrolling everything with giant, subhuman, Russian zergs

how much time
baka

TR zerg is the only way to play this game.

I thought lulunai was strong enough animegirl to win alert for NC. . .
1 day friendo! but not bad for 30minutes of work eh?

WHY WONT CARAPCE DROP 4 ME ;REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You just didn't want it enough yet :3
I dream of it every night! It's bound to drop soon...

das ghey

Not even i can fight off hundreds of 200ms NS15M2 HA's with enlarged hitboxes and platoons of Pounder Maxes

Keep trying, it only took 75000 certs and 130000 ISO for me to get it :3

>log in
>lelulilliolollilunia logged out two minutes ago
rude desu, did you do it on purpose?

Hmpf! Excuses...! I didn't really even see you today desu, kinda feel like playing my NC more recently since TR has overpop a lot on millergrad. I wonder what happened to the VS zergfits?

ok i dreem
ok i hav nitemare

N-no, I just had enough of this shitfest

DIG is still zerging, but they nothing compared to the combined Russian TR zerg

Maybe Ive just been away for too long. I remember vanu zergfits making up like 40% of millergrad pop when I last played actively

>yet abother crappy decal
thank u werl

i submit animay decal and make millions

you didnt honestly think poor people deserved any of the good looking decals or cosmetics right?

No, but it's just silly.
Werl saying "look folks, we're giving away cosmetics, we care about you!", then any decent ones have a 0.0000001% drop rate.

Oh and of course, r*ddit is loving it.

Good night!

Good night :3

Aite, senpai. I'm gonna take this challenge.

ptchoo ptchoo ptchoo ptchoo :-DDDDD

animay is real!

no

meme rifle is so broken lol

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ha ha

hah h*dies*

>always wanted to buy the engy comp. helmet for my cowgineer set
>got it for free in today's alert
oh my fucking god
we cute now

that's some decent luck, i asked in /y a few times and literally everyone dropped shitty decals
but why did you want specifically that one? there's tons of better TR hats

are lock rewards account wide?
>im fucking plying

no die while i sleepy pls

>but why did you want specifically that one?
imo, It's the only hat in the game that does not suffer from a identity crisis, not edgy, is not a "thing" (lots of stuff glued together) and neither looks tryhard. Mostly because of the cow nose, desu. And also on how it's the only "cute" hat the TR has in the game.
>that's some decent luck
Indeed.

any kind of cosmetic looks tryhard, poor person cosplay is the best loadout. don't reveal your power level until they're looking at the death screen

So I was wondering if anyone knows if they still support the PS4 version, they have done anything major with it for a long ass time.
Inb4 hurr durr get a pc. I don't have to money to do that.

Indeed

I'm just gonna jump right into this game and hope it's not an awful experience

*dies*

not gonna lie. you're going to die to people who have played this game for thousands and thousands of hours and it's going to seem unfair, but it isn't, they're just better than you. if you're a millennial that has to win right now you should just install the cod ww2 beta that's going on right now. keep in mind though, if you persevere and master this game, any other FPS in the future will be child's play.

>giving the most broken class in the game a 4 round semiauto OHK rifle
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Something like this? The MLG decal is there to give a "I was only pretending" feel. I'll use this look for a few days, see what happens.

>fun mid sized infantry fight
>some .5 shitter pulls a harasser and runs over half our team just so he can camp the doorway
>is blocking our path to the point
>TK him for being a such a massive faggot
>"DUDE WTF I SAID SORRY"

>take a break for a month
>come back
>still the hacker and scripter infested mess
>still have to hit people 7 times in the head to kill them with 167dmg weapons
>still get 2 hit killed by everyone and their mother
I can't wait for this shit game to die.

MLG decal is a giveaway, i can spot that and know that the person is a homo from a great distance

it works, if you come upon a group of retards milling around whether subconsciously or not you're going to shoot the person in the gayest (or most tryhard) cosmetics first. works both ways, when someone comes upon you in a group of retards milling around it's best not to be that person that dies first. people tend to underestimate the 100% F2P look.