/assg/ General

How long until the helium you ordered arrives?

Protect
This
Smile

>tfw you couldn't protect feng's smile

Nah

>Survivors
>good people

>Survivors
>bad people

WELCOME TO THE GAME NEW GIRL.

>sprint bursts behind you

nothing personnel, kid.

Reported him, they said he'll likely get a soft ban. I just hope it doesn't make him come after even more.

>Bad Nurse, probably doing a daily
>Other survivors do that fast vaulting shit after the is gate is open
Why do people do this

Always

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH TIP TOE THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dumb frogposter

They want to give her some points at the exit gate. Survivors are good people.

>Survivors
>Just people
Luddles made me do it.

a survivor once saved me off a hook

She was hooking someone at the time and they ran off before she could hit them. They were being scumbags.

Why does she speak to you and not the rest of us?

>can find killer games at 2 in the morning on a Tuesday
>can't find games at 6 in the afternoon on a weekend

Because shes dead and I can talk to ghosts.

this game indirectly taught me how to pronounce reagent.

why the fuck is it pronounced like that.

He was a good man.

I'm jealous.
I thought Luddles liked me but I guess not

i always pronounced it regent for years and suddenly was watching forensic files where they said re agent like its spelled. and now i know i'm retarded.

I'm surprised a lot of people didn't know the word "Lithe".

The bravest nugget. May he rest in the sweetest of sour sauce.

>doctor mori daily
>use one of the useless yellow moris
>gates open, down one and wait over him to leave
>team'd rather watch two of their teammates bleed out on the floor than to leave

absolutely genius, I gave them a free farming game, now I'm I'm forced to bring an ebony

>play survivor
>no one does gens
>play killer
>BNP x2
welp

>get claudette to 40
>daily is to use Bill
>mfw that loud as fuck noise
>mfw that huge hitbox
now I hate playing killer even more

Unhook

>Swimsuits couldn't even keep f13 relevant for a week

is f13 dead like lawbreakers? I think a free too play weekend can help it.
And I think reducing that dumb as fuck price tag can help a lot.

dbd swimwear when?

for the shape, obv

I want this one for Meg, including the heels. Also bigger/flat chest DLCs like that one weeb game on Steam.

Soap swimwear when

I doubt they made full body models for their characters like F13 did. It would be too much work for the frogs to handle.

They didn't. The models are hollow. You can tell at exit gates and during Hag's mori.

First for underrated cosplay

That's shit tho

>that face

Not as cute as meg.

Rood. At least it's trying to be different instead with it being like a screenshot, instead of a cringy (((action pose))) like the other ones

When are they releasing the cruise ship map?

Sauce??

There is no sauce I just want a cruise ship map.

Would be pretty neat to add exits that aren't just doors. A cruse ship could have lifeboats that you slowly lower into the water.

Be content with the Pale Rose then

>rite of shock or whatever
>shock survivors 11 times
>"oh that'll be easy"
>so easy that I've completed it before they've gotten 2 gens
>follow them around shocking them intending to throw the match
>they keep waiting at pallets to stun me
>one hookbombing the others and flickering his flashlight at me
>they keep hiding in lockers and I can hear them doing it
>get fed up since they seem more intent on harassing/looping me than doing the gens
>start a tight patrol of three gens close together
>start yanking them out of lockers and hooking them if they linger around like shitters
>tunnel the jake flashing me and hookbombing the others
>wind up killing all of them when I only intended to do my daily and throw
That was really, really satisfying. The Doctor seems kind of unfair. I don't think they could've even come close to finishing the gens if I had played for reals.

Kek
The Huntress can just pierce the rafts with her hatchets then

It's made of entity and can't be broken with mere steel.

I was thinking of something like this. They could even make a replica of the Titanic since its a famous ship known for killing a ton of people.

Again though, thats a lot of effort to expect from the frogs.

billy or doctor, who should I main and what perks should I use?

New killer would be a captain? using fish hook? maybe a net?

>level 40 nurse
>played her 2 times
I take my thanatophobia and nurse calling before leaving

Do you like the taste of pallets?

Billy

how old is she

10

No but staring at the ground get's annoying very fast, somehow worse than trapper.

too young

says you

then learn when to swing

majority of the stun is attributed to whether or not you attacked after a blink

hell yeah killerbro i know what you mean my man

>play nurse
>also reading a book and fapping while playing
>intend to let the survivors get free points and just teleport around for fun
>see one survivor destroying a useless hex totem for points
>say thats it i'm not gonna stand for this
>pick up my spatula and flip my egg while teleporting behind him in game
>knock him down
>hook him
>all his little friends think its funny to try and save him
>take a shot of antifreeze and down them all
>they all rage in chat how killers are overpowered and how godlike i am

so easy. these survivors need to learn to play. i was only using like 10% of my power.

what

>the only role where females dominate men in terms of numbers is the damsel in distress
>dbd still has more male survivors than females
Is equality truly dead?

Huh?

>5 males
>5 females
what

Angry twitch kiddie

He doesn't have any dlc characters so -2 girls and -1 guy leaves four guys and three girls.

actually I have no clue what he's talking about

Roughly how many times can I pull the plug before being soft banned?

Does the timer reset if I go several games without pulling the plug?

Fuck off

id pull the plug on you if i could faggot

Claudette is a man

Fuck off, you do it too, every survivor does it, don't be white knight faggots

no, i dont becausei dont like penis in my mouth

>Trying to justify not pulling the plug on a camper/tunneler/Leatherface

hurr durr look at me im so reschpektful even though killers BM all the time

but they get full points anyways, the best thing you can do to spite them is to stay in the game and keep them distracted

Killers cant BM

yes I can

>facecamping billy faggot
>won't stop facecamping no matter what.
>we literally fixed the gen above the basement, while he sat in the basement facecamping.
>whatever, free gen time
>get down to one gen
>run from him for a bit, waste his time while they fix last gen
>get hooked, get facecamped
>oh well. at least they'll get away sa-
>dumb memer dwight rips me off the hook right in front of him
>gets pulled from animation
>billy drops him.
>crawls behind a rock not five feet behind billy
>other guy starts healing
>tries to rip me off hook
>also, gets pulled out of animation
>game ends with me getting sacrificed, while these two poopheads bleed out

s'good

>BM
You mean play the game? Yeah I hate it when people do that.

Killing survivors is bm

>Me ooga
>Team booga
Stop making up excuses for getting caught.

EPIC falseflag dude

>White knight
Do you even know what that means

>false flag

>Leatherface exists

You're literally white knighting killers here man, even after they camp you and tunnel you

No one plays to have fun, they play to be shit to each other

That's the game, bro

why are hooks 30km away from each other on the new swamp map?

>spend the entire match being chased
>even manage to start one chase by slamming a pallet in his face before he could see me
>juking out of chases all over the fucking place
>help with 2 gens between getting chased
>have to keep hunting medkits down because our claudettes won't heal me even when I go up to them and spam point and beckon
>get the exit door open when the gens are done
>claudette buttbuddies keep going to rescue eachother even though the gate's open and billy is camping
>of course they both get downed by billy for this
>take the exit, leaving two dying claudettes
>one manages to escape because billy can't focus on them both down at the same time
>claudette who escaped starts screaming at me in post-game "FUCK YOU FOR LEAVING US BEHIND YOU ONLY GOT OUT BECAUSE I FIXED LIKE 4 GENS MYSELF"
>other claudette just keeps going "^" to everything the first claudette says
>top of the board for contribution because I had billy up my ass the entire game
>even higher than the claudette who claims to have fixed 4 gens solo

Because they intentionally made swamp a nightmare so that everyone would forget the mistake that is Asylum.

What is the point in this story?

you mean Crotus Prenn? I didn't think that was a horrible map. Why do you say that?