Dota 2 General - /d2g/

keeping you updated

Life is worth living.

it's just forced 50 kicking in

Why did you take all the news out, also epic link to last thread. Anyways whens new patch gonna be released this game has less players each day.
d invite 34s7H9F

alright lemme find a decent epub

In the end, it doesn't even matter.

why the fuck is w33 playing position 4.
what a fucking idiot, that role is without a doubt the hardest one to get into/master

Pugna is a boy (male).

see ya in three weeks

Why do you think I just hurled a DXRacer chair at you, Arteezy

feed me dotards

I also did it, now I just use this thread for autism and banter simulator during e-sports.
The gulag can become your rehab if you want

because you have cancel on your team

Nah mate

>feed me old senile men

3 HOURS BABY

Maybe he enjoys it

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

how many years left till zai loses his hair? i give him 1.5 years

twitch tv/ velvet_lollipop
Check this gem

It's called sarcasm

I rate this meta cancer/5

I'll try to make the next one fellow op user

the user who made these was a true blessing

>the girl posted is different than the one in the twitch link

why are dotas so lewd?

why don't you have a gf like OpTic.Misery, d2g ?

I'm not a OG chad

which pro has the gf who I said probably does coke in nightclub washrooms

twitch
.tv/dotapit

Mouz vs Hellraisers yet again

I didn't win half a million dollars at 2nd place TI

English please

>pro games 1/8 of the time lasts for an hour
wow good job making the game shorter icefrog!

GOAT Danish player (honeylans sharters OUT)

why should someone be forced to access the archives just because you dont feel the need to advertise streamlink

>Dotards still don't have a fairy hero

Dota 2 is a video game.

I remember when Misery was considered a washed up laughing stock, what changed?

(citation needed)

maybe its just the angle and lighting but fuck me what is up with that skeleton arm

people can change you know

Why have no one redpilled me on n0tail yet?

Soon™

Does anyone actually wants to buy an account? My college is starting and after I got 5k I'm just done with this game even though i played it for over 10 years.

Anyways, exactly 5000 mmr solo, 4400 party. It has like 15 games including all Bioshock games, I'll give you the original email adress as well, I never even bought anything on the account, all earned by trading from back in the day. Its all genuine af, not smurf.

I also have EE's genuine autograph (unused) if anyone wants.

If anyone's interested in buying orignal 5k account hit me up and we'll work it out I guess.

>only 2 people on that team still relevant are the Aryans
hmm.....

>get picked up by secret
>perform good, but puppey and EE hug the entire conversation inside the game and outside the game
>get kicked right before roster locks, PUNISHEDMISERY.jpg
actually thats all I know, somethingsomething punished.jpg

I'm a fairy! FAIRY!

You'll regret selling it. College doesn't actually take up that much time unless you're literally dumb.

t. Humanities

Punished Misery was one of my favorites

STEM, sorry if you can't measure up, brainlet.

I was already off this game for 1 year but I came back now around TI7 to play a few with friends. I'm just more interested in other things now.

sory to inteligent for stem

Nam3 one thing ur more intrested in?

cock

Smite

balls

>Update
In reading books, huge interest in film and learning new language. All better then playing games and I find them more interesting for a long time now.

Lol subhuman with less than 130 iq flaming me

youtube.com/watch?v=oWBDZo3axYg
Fuck why do these nerd chinks get mad asian pussy?

>willingly taking pages from sunsfan book
>sunsfan book
get me out

>he isn't 130+ iq according to internet tests
lol

they have money

that would be the torah

>not getting WAIS tests for free cause u r not of intrest for research
Lmao

>Lol subhuman with less than 130 iq flaming me
>STEM takes a lot of time u guys
You can make this argument when you're published, not a dumb student trying to make ends meet.

>that reading comprehension
Ur just proving my point dude

You never made a point, other than the point that you require a lot of time to study STEM.

twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit4

Navi vs Empire (again...)

>some retard online arguing about getting a single candidate degree, not doing doubles
Why do u go to uni retard
Wtf

Which books? Top 3 films?

this is just as bad as the previous series

Why does she have a sub button lmao

I'm sure your double non-present degree from assorted non top 5% universities will make you a very attractive hire, especially given the time you've invested.

...

HEY CAN SOMEONE BUY MY ACCOUNT GUYS I WANT TO BUY SHOES

I read Moby Dick, now I'm reading Phaedo by Plato. Tarkovsky, Kurosawa, Bergman from the top of my head.

>brainlets measruing dicks over degrees
you can literally self learn STEM
nobody cares

i am a nurse and am better than any single one of you

any horror stories?

>willingly burying yourself in debt just so you can have a piece of paper to prove your "worth"

Wanna nurse my dick? No homo, that thing has just been stiff af all day.

>load into game
>BS necro gets banned
>"YOU BANNED MY HERO BS, NOW I WILL PICK MEPPO WHICH I HAVE 0% WR HF :)"
>say "wtf he probably just banned those heroes without looking just play man"
>"NO HE DOESN'T RESPECT ME I RUIN NOW"
>runs around with zero items and insta buys all wards and places them in base

this game is actually full of so many subhuman niggers, im just gonna watch esports

>getting a sharp pain in my kidney consistently
>tfw thinking of how painful passing a kidney stone is supposed to be

I remember bone7 was out of commission for a week with kidney stones once

solid, but basic taste

I haven't played Dota since March, and my second game back some fag hovered over Disruptor then picked Viper after I picked Sniper.

Support Sniper is the new meta
dotabuff.com/matches/3472039977

it's pretty much a shit show but you get used to it
literally everything happens
from cucumbers in ass holes to girls attempting suicide every 6 months

funny
as
fuck

Rate my taste
DBZ, Orwell and yellow pages

patrician

You know some people study for free where they live right?

THANKS user, FEEL MUCH BETTER AFTER READING THAT

dumb britbong
the leather cap is so that he isn't wearing bare metal on flesh