/ss13/ spessmem ona spessatation

>VG

I HATE THIS STATION SO MUCH WHY DOES IT EXIST

>low pop round
>someone is playing a mommi
Why aren't all mommi's valid so autists wont play them when we need actual people

but user, every round is lowpop

Fucking Pomf it's all his fault

Because we are actively trying to get rid of people like you.

Might as well start up a private 1 person server because thats where these rounds are heading at all hours of the day.

How much Phazon can you eat at once without dying?

Take your seats, it's the G.O.A.T., the test that will decide which job you will take on the next Station that you get transported to.
You better have studied for this, no-one wants to end up as the station's Internal Affairs Agent now, would we?

Q. You have a small penis, so therefore, you have joined Security. You're on a routine beat when you see an assistant breaking the law. As it's a minor offence, you ask for him to stop.
He denies, trips you up, and yakkety-saxes around the station. Upon finding him again, he screams over the comms, runs circles around you, shouts at your team, is unhelpful in interrogating, and managed to get some punches in before the brig.

Do you:
A. Put him in a cell for the duration of the original crime
B. Put him in a cell for the duration of each individual crime
C. Put him in a cell for an average time
D. Shove him in perma/solitary for a mass waste of security time and for causing grief
E. Put him in a cell, but after giving him some sec hospitality (See: Several kicks to the balls)
F. De-limb him.
G. Find some roundabout way to explain why you gave him to the roboticist
H: Other (Please Specify)

If we want more of you garbage people, we just need to make literally one thread on /v/.

Blame the coders for making them better than actual engineers.

bout 1u

B. I will not lower myself to his level.

>MoMMI does less for the station than an Engineer
mmmmh, are you sure?

Okay mommi main, Keep telling yourself you're a part of the community here.

I like not being involved in the valids, until some fuck emags you that is.
Then you have to stop the fun to go carry out their murderboning will.
The fact radiation doesn't bother me is just a bonus.

I do A and ahelp him :^)

Not even a mommi player.
I just -smell- the validhunting shitter on you.

I only play mommis because they're cute

An Engineer will help me when an antag is drinking my blood. A mommi will buzz at me and vent crawl while making obnoxious constructions that aren't technically improving the station.

H: explosive cuffs, 'accidentally' let go of him while dragging him to the brig and let him get out of sight.

An Engineer won't crawl through the ducts either to see you being succed dry.
Good salt

If a mommi ever gets emagged, they should just stop playing the game at all.

Do advanced cameras work now?

This is why Veeky Forums is a joke server.

A Mommi knows that your death will only improve the Station.

i miss old goon

It's true being a ninja is part of the fun but sometimes your screens full of menus and they have a flash. You just have to roll with it I suppose.

no you're wrong, I'm the joke

Try it or check the repo.

frog = me
sad guy = admins

>tfw we always drive away all the artfags.

Christ, does CM really get that level of art?

Wrong way about. We never recruit them.
This site does not attract the productive.

>last guy I drew shit for called me a faggot and asked if I wanted to be his slave

like it was in joke and all but honestly was the final straw. not like my shit was any good but Im tired of being treated like shit

then why'd you become an admin dumbass

to see if I could help out but then found out I don't have the chops or guts to do it so I resigned?

Just me or are the tg servers down?

>Tfw Rainicorn will never come back

H. Praise him for being more robust and release him after searching him.

A but offer G as parole, with a promise to reflesh him at the end of his sentence.

>mfw cucking tiders by reinforcing engineering doors with plasteel at roundstart
>half of them instantly give up, the other half gets zapped

B
The timer will probably be over 15 minutes

>greyshit's sentence totals up to 27 minutes
>give them 27 minutes
>they start whining they wanted to go to perma instead

hm?
reinforcing doors change the wires?
if so this does looks nice and a hell of a useful feature.

I would watch them on cams, then escalate to perma after first escape attempt

Nope. I won't give them the satisfaction.
27 minutes of a 3x2 room. The book says so.

Turn the intercom off and remove their headset for maximum salt. Odds are they go cata.

>finally done with work
>get on ss13
>round about to end
>bagel wins with 20%
guess i'm not playing again

speaking of bagels, does anyone have a map of it?

There is an old render on github.

here you go, 1:1 scale

poop, hahaha!

thanks, I'll see if I can find it

>tfw no jill bartender

>tfw no moe bartender

>AI camera movement is choppy as shit
Jesus fuck, it is almost unplayable how annoying it is. Why God why?

Is this the future of Veeky Forumsstation?

That's merely the present.
The future is even worse.

What/how do you mean?

C
I can't be bothered. There are probably more pressing issues.

Moving the camera around acts like it is lagging like fuck.
But usually only at the start of the movement, if you keep moving it eventually becomes normal but if you stop for a bit and then move it will lag and jump and be generally shit until it settles down again.
Frustrating as shit because AI eye is all about the start and stops

Put the boots to him, Medium style.
Break both of his legs and his arms but ensure he has no internal bleeding, Then disposal him.

reminder that goon is the OFFICIAL version of SS13.
Veeky Forums is just a bastard offspring of a bastard offspring of a bastard offspring of Goon

H: Crime time and releasing him without his toolbelt and gloves, it is normally the cause for the greytiding anyway and it makes him even more pissed so all good.

When I was moderating for CM one of the Mentors made this for me of my character, In general though I don't think they have that many artfags.
colonial-marines.com/viewtopic.php?f=134&t=14960&sid=6cc54d56cb8248d2016ead0474c328a5
Source on anons image supposedly

According to what?
Population?
Development?
Exadv1?

Another image I actually requested from an artfag.
Not that they would like me calling them that.

According to butt?
Population?
Butt?
Butt?

According to goon.

quick five second edits are all i do myself

Don't give Eenkog any replies. He's a massive cancer to this thread.

Wear the toolbelt and gloves while releasing him.

>become CE
>bully borgs
no greater feeling

You realize you just did exactly what you said not to do, Right?

It's the closest branch to the original, but it is a branch.
To be fair, Exadv1 *has* done work on the goon branch.
Not much work. But last I checked, he's never touched the newer branches.

>go to setup bridge
>bagel tech storage doesnt have any of the boards I want
>captain doesnt know how to flip lightswitches
>nuke op gives away their team by eyeballing me through the window
>hop sits around on their ass instead of swiping red
>Hachi shits fury on the ops team
>All ops dead
>they still get a minor victory because they blew up the disk(???)

I can top that:
>roll malf
>never go delta

Feel kinda bad for flushing that SJW now

when the disk gets destroyed/leaves the z-level it just teleports somewhere random
it landed in the engineering pod and nobody decided to check their pinpointer i guess

>wait until half the crew suicide or go braindead
>Go Delta
flawless

me:
Guys we are close to the bridge, stay away from the windows
captain 15 seconds later:
:c OPS

this happened the other day

Remember to ask your borgs if they feel antagonized whenever they pester you about going delta.

This would be more funny if admins didn't ban for it.

reminder to jobban captains that don't secure the disk

it's their only real job

>finally play after deff into bagel
>it's stealthops and captain is gay so the round ends quickly
>now it's too late to start another round and i have to go to sleep

>the abandoned hovel that is captain

it's okay, the round was so easy for ops that I almost feel like my fun was stolen away too

captains that don't secure the disk ruin the round for everyone, which is why this should be an automatic jobban

I got in late but listening into the command and sec channel made that captain seem so shitty