League of Legends General - /lolg/

Caitlyn needs a buff in her womb

Repostin in new thread because fuck
Because Yasuo is actually in really weird spot. First off, his face in how he's regularly portrayed doesn't look rugged enough to attract a crowd that isn't going to go for Darius or Graves instead, but he's not bishi or Asian looking enough, ironically, to compete with Kayn, Ezreal, or Talon. He looks like a regular american dude in a ronin getup, and he sounds like it too. Yasuo's voice actor is good but he does not sound Asian, which comes off as really weird for a ronin character. He's just sort of a weird dudebro looking character with ridiculous hair.

Second, we know almost everything there is to know about him, that's literally his story. Yasuo's story is that we know he was framed for a crime he did not commit, not a crime he MIGHT have committed. While that story is fine, there's no edge or mysterious allure to his character. He's innocent of that crime. Compare that to another champion with an almost equally hated playerbase from the same region, Zed. Zed has more mystery and edge to him than Yasuo and since you can't see his face fangirls can bishi him up with the mask off.

If you have fanart of bishi'd up Zed leaning in to gay it up with another champ like Kayn, its going to look ok. If you try that with Yasuo it's going to look like an american muscle car showing up to F1. It will look stupid because Yasuo looks like Jason Statham and not an Asain supermodel.

No it'll be the same it will just give extra xp and blue essence

What's that? Make her traps destroyable?
What's that? Make the headshot an actual projectile that you can escape the range of?
What's that? Caitlyn remodeled to be toned? Yes, buff her.

Explain the concept of the Noxian Jawline to me.

Switching between trying to learn Kled and playing supports that I know.
6 losses in a row hurts. Badly.

Just nobody wants to lewd stuff they hate

How

>nuke barrel
>gets ms
>oh look again true dmg
>oh shit he got me
>WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>ok now im fine and can spam my retarded shit again
>oh no they want to dive me
>RRRRRRRREEEEE
>10000000 ms
>haha i slowed em down XD
>now im safe again and can spam nuke barrels

>tfw the facebook poll for sexiest league guys had the top 6 of:

Ezreal
Jayce
Graves
Shen
Azir
Darius

Granted it was in 2015 but Yasuo was well out at the time

>Make her traps destroyable
Sure make hem invisible too
>Make an auto attack steroid escapable
?

Jetstream Sam skin when?

1. Autisim
2. yasuo has a niche personality

>Lies for the weak! Beacons for the deluded!
Gravemind champion that can infect the map and use minions for biomass when?

Should I get this lolg?

I don't want to waste all my RP before the Halloween tho I really want slayer Jinx and witch Trist!

post perfection

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>men voting for their mains/power fantasies and pretending to be women

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Riven has tons of lewds
So does Zed
Vayne has a decent number of them

Yasuo just isn't attractive

>ezreal
>power fantasy

>Fuck Caitlyn
Got our best officer on the job.

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anivia is so cute

I don't know ezreal, jayce and darius seem very plausible for top 6.
Ezreal for cute jayce for handsome niceguy darius for domination.

REWORKED XIN IS FUN
FUN!

You're damn right we do.

>riot doubling down on janna, the only champion egirls can play
>riot reworks eve into an even bigger slut
>riot rolls back to bo1

RIOT BECOMING RED PILLED THEYRE GONNA RELEASE ANOTHER TIDDY MONSTER CHAMP BOOKMARK THIS POST

Make them take 7 hits, but make them destroyable dammit. Working around them is simple enough though. As for the second issue, I mean when she gets to do it because of a trap.

It's a funny meme skin. For 260 RP I say go for it.

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Barrelcooldown early is high and he deals literally no damage except from his Q with Sheen.
Every metatoplaner can win lane against him easy and stop him from scaling.

self insert for some boys, crush for gays and self-insert for fujoshi

Jinx is a cute

Find a flaw

Hint there are none

People don't hate those as much as yauso, it's not even a contest

Riven probably only gets away with it because she's a girl though

That looks like sexual harrasment. Not workplace appropriate or anywhere appropriate desu. Vi will probably have to talk to the HR representative

New Xin's fun

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ez and jayce maybe, darius for dad issues, but not enough girls have them to warrant this.

he's classic male power fantasy

I've had the opportunity to talk with a few females (female) league players that were openminded to talk about it and it seems jayce ezreal are the most popular, darius for those who need a daddy
one had a weird fetish for varus
graves is for gays desu
>shen
he has a full mask what the hell

Give me a quick summery of
-Veigar mains
-Vladimir mains
-Jax mains
-Sion mains
-Nasus mains
-Ezreal mains
-Talon mains
-Mundo mains
-Renekton mains

I've been toying with the idea of introducing a counterpart. Hunh, that phrasing actually makes it sound like something would come of it. In any case, something fire-related, but not just that. Still a bird, too, just one that's meant to fight in closer-quarters in a sense.

>200 dollars worth of RP
wtf dude why

>Shen
?????

This game unironically makes me want to punch my screen in when I get a 4v5 an the enemy talks shit.

Name one other game that can make people as mad as league.

Zaun is a best

It's nice enough and his usual gait suits the theme well (in my uncultured head). Take a peek at Bad Santa and see if you won't want to wait on that though. Either way, if Veigar ever gets an update to his skins this'll be a real gem.

>shen
>he has a full mask what the hell

Why wouldnt a girl like a mysterious ninja who can teleport behind them with a soothing voice of Keith silverstein to protect them

> 1820 RP

You have to be fucking kidding me.

Yasuo is literally the perfect SoloQ champ, but people are too retarded to play him correctly

Feels weird man

-Veigar mains
>faggots who can only press r to feel good
-Vladimir mains
>unfun people
-Jax mains
>manly guys who do manly stuff
-Sion mains
>respectable
-Nasus mains
>respectable
-Ezreal mains
>faggots
-Talon mains
>faggots who like assassins creed
-Mundo mains
>respectable
-Renekton mains
>salty assholes who still do good and win lane anyway

people actually enjoying five nights at freddies

okay lolg

1. Rate the Xin and Azir reworks on a scale of 1-10
2. What champion do you want to see a GAMPLAY UPDATE (not visual) for next?
3.What are you most excited about come preseason.

Who do you think
wears the strap-on?

It's not sexual harassment if their both screaming.

If you ignore the premise of the piece, then yes, more or less.

Ranked Gears of War 2

Azir: 10/10
Xin: 10/10

Vayne and Kindred need actual gameplay updates and not full on guttings

Cait is too prude for it, so Vi of course.

HoN

xin - 0/10 fuck you riot champ ruined

azir - idontplay/10

wukong, kindred needs her fucking passive removed with this stack shit

>Not workplace appropriate
>implying it isn't part of the rules Cait made up

thats why i turned off all chat

>sexual harrasment
Vi is definitely playing with fire there.

it's an old legendary

>I Hate My Father

They should go back to making them do magic damage and make them unlimited

I would like to recreate the scene from the 1997 masterpiece. Mousehunt

m.youtube.com/watch?v=TVAhhVrpkwM

Other ideas are that their like spider mines from StarCraft. Making them a little more hextechy

>post perfection

Like I said I wanted to get those halloween skins so I bought a bunch of RP ahead of time to be super safe.

Do they come back every xmas? If so then maybe I'll wait for it instead

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do u think tryndamere needs a rework
and in what way if so?

>Get into plat promos
>immediately have to dodge because division 5 retard teammates did not ban janna

the origin of the PROJECT line would like a word with you.

started playing irelia again, forgot how much fun she is

Ionian men are hot

How can you even say you love sona if you won't even massage her wrists to prevent carpal tunnel?

Nobody wants to fuck Jetstream Sam

He doesn't need a rework.

What he needs is another random ass skin no one asked for or bought that is built from leftover parts of new or reworked champions.

Why didn't you ban her yourself then you fucking autist

alright kurisu i trust u so dont let me down

All of a sudden I have a need to fap to Vi, Jinx and Caitlyn fapfics.

I need direction.

Maybe if she learned how to play volleyball then she wouldnt need that

>spider mines from StarCraft
This I kind of like as they can be triggered without getting caught.

I'm quite sure that's the case.

Why do you play this game? Why not play a good game like plants vs zombies?

As I said yesterday, even if you take the precautions you eventually end up with it if you do repetitive motions. Also I don't think that's a very high gate for most people. Massaging wrists is easy.

he supposed to be southern, thats why he sounds kinda weird and not just honorobu samuroo

smash

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>dive mid as xin
>get a kill
>am on like 10% health
>janna roams mid
>tries to kill me
>??????
>kill her

wait what the fuck was she thinking

But why do that when I can pick Zombie Brand and run around the map killing plants?

>implying

I can do that in League too.
youtube.com/watch?v=g42f6gWw2AI

>I get a 4v5 an the enemy talks shit.
Nigga why you have all chat enabled in the first place baka desu?