/ink/ - Splatoon General

Squid Goddess

I don't know what anyone expected.

This is literally the shittiest theme they've came up with so far.
...ill see myself out

So is someone going to post the full dialogue for this totally legit splatfest or what? It's been like 2 hours, surely there's at least one euro in this thread who screencapped it.

Honestly if I'm playing Splatoon it's Turf War League or Salmon Run and if I'm playing Turf War it's mostly likely because I'm waiting to find people to play League or Salmon Run with.

I thought its firing pattern wouldn't be as wholly awful as it is. Disappointing.

>that feel when the only good weapons are Splattercrutch, Rapid Crutcher, Crutching Machine, .52 Baller and Aeroballer RG

I wish I was a doctor for woomies.

You sayin I like dudes?

kier take me to the Kelp Dome please

Inklings love bad puns. I think this game is getting to you.

Less damage fall off and a better kit would have helped, Bubble Blower is GARBAGE

How the mighty have fallen

>rawkhawk
>nintendo are buttholes that won't port over their gamecube games

I like it

I bet you hold hands with boys.

we usually play at night mostly because most teams and japanese squads are active and we have someone who can get matched against them, games actually become more fun when you fight the japanese

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The L3 is also great. It and the 52 are good, the baller is a bonus.

I find that Brellas are a bit unwieldy because if you fire a shot and you press or hold the trigger anytime other than almost immediately after, it will fire again instead of open, which is really apparent with the Tent.
I get that the Tent loses to surprise attacks and shouldn't open on a twitch reflex, but as long as the trigger is held any time after firing, it should deploy.

Dang, we might've gotten gold in pair league if we had more time

Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie > Marina > Pearl
Ice Cream > Cake
Ketchup > Mayo
Flight > Invisibility
Over > Under

Bubble Blower is pretty good. With Object Shredder, you can two-shot your own bubbles. It's just a shame about the draw speed and fire rate. Like the Forge, the Tenta Brella will be made totally obsolete when the Foil Squeezer comes out.

>max rn speed with a shotgun
What a madman

Do you like me now, user?

alright next round

no

still no

>he doesn't let the toilet paper hang from behind

I'm with the Flingza now

Why, did it get buffed?

That's like saying you're quitting your heroin addiction by getting addicted to bath salts instead.

why doesn't anyone use it? does it not 1-hit-kill within a 100 mile radius anymore?

I sure as hell didn't like you first game. Now I'm laughing at how fucking pathetic you are this game.

So, bets on what the anime is going to be about?

>He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

sit poppy out for few runs, I got the munchies

I forgot to mention that the tent does the same damage as the brella canopy.

literally nothing

I'm actually getting a couple kills with the shield bump. It's funny to have to use it

>asia splatfest
>loo or street

alright will do next round

Squidcest with uncensored hand holding

We need an edgy umbrella that's covered in urchin spikes that does a lot of damage with its bump.

>Mr. Grizz is closed
>have to play ranked so I can level up already, being stuck in level 16 for two months

Ah... Been a while since the last Friday I could actually sit and have a good splat

2LEWD

she's really pretty

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Where are the Hero Dualie Replicas?

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There's nothing wrong with cock.

I don't care what it is, i just want an offensive-minded canopy. Like small, but allows you to also run fast.

wut? is runspeed meta?

patrician tier next to hero splatling

the new brella is really fun to support with
tossing down beakons constantly, using bubble blower for mobile shields and shield pushing helped me move to S in rainmaker finally
I'm like S+2 in both other modes

I always liked you though

is that dome? if so, yes runspeed is meta

I crutched my way into S boyos

>use tenta missiles
>throw toxic mist
>free kills
Why have I never fucking thought of this?

I'm surprised how much they put thought into sub/special for weapons in this one
in the first game it felt like they literally slapped whatever on random shit

You can also use it with Splash to stop people from escaping. Not many have the offensive combination.

I did it, /ink/. It took 3 drinks and almost half of my total gold spent scrubbing, but I did it.
Now I just need another 15 chunks to have a pure QSJ set.

I'm definitely going to make some dumbass set that emphasizes special buildup, sub saver, and sub power up for the Jet Squelcher after this.

Dude, no. Doing that with other guys is just weird, and doing that with girls is... well, it's alright, I guess. Now shut it before I bash your head in.

Here's footage from the tenta brella meme lobby. Sorry if I spectated poorly I was doing other stuff while recording.

youtube.com/watch?v=AOcaPgdPRD4

I think I'm starting to get used to this weapon's shittiness.

Nudist inklings?

I'm done fellows, I don't think I can get down this weapon.

what will you do now

Fookin' Legend

Ninja squid is really fun with this brella

I got it to raw and it was slightly more bearable than Mini Splatling, I'm never using it again though

l3 with disruptor and wail was pretty good though

I HATE USING THE TENTA BRELLA

>amiibo gear

He had one job.

you can undress this woomy anytime you want user

Considering you need to 1-shot someone to survive combat, it seems like just about the only way to use it.

Okay the Tenta Brella is all well and good but when the hell are we getting that new map
or maybe some new gear

Yeah what the fuck, fuck this scrub

>took one drink today for ink resistance
>get ink resistant subs on all of my ink resistant mains on my first try

>NEW UMBRELLA RELEASED
>Its fucking garbage and makes you move slower becasue of how big it is
>can actually one shot you unlike its predecessor but its so fucking slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Thanks for another shit umbrella splat devs!

>The splat brella is to inconsistent with its damage and doesn't one shot at point blank range which means you spend time chasing enemies down to finally finish them off.

>New Brella can one shot, but its slow as fuck and makes you a walking target for every other gun in the game.

Welp, now to wait and see if that cone looking gun will be usefull

rust here, you guys are still private battling with the tenta? I can join again I guess.

Does run speed up work with it?

That's not a nudist tho

>meanwhile i use 3 drinks and barely have a double to show for it

I dont mind the gun being slow
I dont even mind the fact that it makes you slower
but god damn the actual umbrella part takes forever to come out

Hate this bitch's face

Why is Nintendo so afraid to make weapons competitive with the Splattershot? Genuinely every weapon is worse except the two that orange it and two shot with extreme splash to boot

obligatory brush gang post
n-new baller brush soon right, guys?

GGs lobby, that's enough for me though, been playing for the past 3 hours and it's getting late.