Here's a tip for you impatient shitters: Quit asking and begging for the update to drop while ripping your hair out. It'll get here when it wants to get here. Wait it out, you dumb fuck
>mfw have to use this one because I have bagboy filtered
Isaiah Rogers
Third for Soldier is the best father
Sebastian Baker
If he's retarded enough to make an OP with a tripcode he may as well just leave.
Tyler Miller
>inb4 passive aggressive garbage with generic TF2 added at the very end
Elijah Robinson
Day 1 of the Essentials.tf™ Monthly Cup #1 is starting in roughly 2 and a half hours (12 PM EST). You can view the thread here: teamfortress.tv/43802/essentials-tf-monthly-cup-1-day-1 though there's not much info. Should still be a fun event to watch. There's even a small prizepool, not sure what all teams have signed up, but we can definitely bet on some of the high level ETF2L teams.
Lincoln Williams
>Ms. Pauling is at the front of every TF2 related thing now instead of any merc
Jonathan Carter
>character singlehandedly saves the porn tag from floods of gayshit and a badly made rule 63 model
A worthy sacrifice
Grayson Perry
Hey! You stole my post.
Jose Carter
>Zhana is not
Joseph Allen
see This is why no one wants a Viva OP, or Viva at all.
Charles Sanders
>Needing porn of every thing you're a fan of You are what's wrong with Western civilization.
Carson Long
>Heavy is the face of TF2 >as the times change it shifts to his little sister Poetry
Nathan Brown
You copy pasted Biba's OP post and left in all his shitposting.
Alexander Robinson
>character has 2 different 3D models >they crossover
Jack Campbell
Could someone explain to me why Engineer has a primary that allows him to outheal point blank minigun fire? I'm wasting uber pushes on this shit and he just walks around his own sentry so I can't hit him first.
Aiden Butler
>doesnt use demoman
Jack Nguyen
>ashley burch keeps appearing in things I want to like
Evan Barnes
Spy is the only canon father
Aaron Walker
>looking up TF2 porn at all
Nicholas Lewis
>playing TF2 at all
Nathan Jackson
i woke up
Luke Cox
What annoys me is they made her more modern and model-esque. The original design was cute because it actually fit the setting and time period.
Jose Turner
>guy designs administrator >guy designs ms pauling >is fired
Brayden Gray
had to give the fans a waifu to keep them interested :)))
Parker Thomas
what class do i FRAG as
Lucas Russell
Demo the man
Gavin Lopez
no FRAGGING friendly hoovys ONLY
Liam Cooper
>step into 2fart server >muffled YEEEEEEEEEE coming beneath the ground Wat do?
a. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE b. Gottam- Gottam- Gottam- c. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE d. Leave server
Does mge give you skill? I've been playing it for about 6 months now and I'm still dogshit.
Anthony Lopez
It helps with 1v1 fights, yes. Pure DM alone won't win you the game, though. You need gamesense and enough brains to know when to push and when to hold back. Unless you're playing scout, in which case you just hold W at people until they die.
Robert Barnes
guys i have a fragging addiction
Grayson Price
Oh. I feel dumb now.
This starts in like 15 minutes.
Jackson Perry
I prefer the Banana Man
Ethan Ortiz
Mge aldo doesn't teach you class roles. You can have amazing pipe skills but still be a failure of a demoman because you didn't control an area with stickies and spam.
Joshua Price
Here's the stream link for the Monthly Cup #1 teamfortress.tv/stream/essentialstf Waiting for casters and players to get in the server, still not sure who all's playing, but it should still be fun.
Matthew Bell
Casters in, waiting on teams. First match is going to be Se7en vs. Intergalactic Planetary Doggo. Not sure who's on Doggo, but 7 is 7, so, yeah. They don't stand a chance, but still.
Robert Green
Players in, game live.
Michael Cook
if the doggos win this i will give away my bearded bombardier
Caleb Hill
>No one checked Starkie's hiding spot
Leo White
poor doggos
Ethan Gray
Surprised the entire server hasn't crashed from the weight of Raymon's balls.
Camden Lopez
That headshot from the spy was a huge mistake, but come on Thalash, you're up against a spy, and you run away like a bitch.
>install team fortress >pick soldier >rape everyone and everything >enemy soldier teams up with medic >rape both of them >eventually they manage to kill you >get called try hard >figure this is children's game >uninstall
Ian Foster
do you ship anyone, /tf2g/?
James Roberts
yes, i ship me x you
Jack Taylor
>literally can not handle banter from 12 year olds never gonna make it
Liam Perez
>Claiming a class is OP because you can kill a lot of fresh installs with it
Elijah Walker
>plays games with 12 year olds
Luis Perry
Every single multiplayer game is full of 12 year olds, because playing video games is a hobby for children.
Ian Perry
wait is this true? why is valve so shit
Joseph Lee
>is literally child
Robert Gomez
post game winning plays
Blake Murphy
...
Ryder Lee
It's better with music.
Nicholas Sanchez
and yet here you are
Oliver Perry
About time. Match finally live. Top5 will probably 5-0 this literally who team, but still.
Jace Moore
Nevermind, that mid was insane. God damn, Go Hard Gaming!
Andrew Nelson
Jesus christ what the fuck is this game? Maybe Hard Gaming should've been in prem and not top5.
Julian Barnes
>Literally .5 second backcap save
Juan King
>be veri good at sniper >buy australium >really shit now The fuck happened
Evan Garcia
P l a c e b o
Gabriel Fisher
>That last push God damn. This is actually pretty amazing, because Hard Gaming is such a literally whomst team.
Hudson Sullivan
That medic drop was fucking amazing, but it just wasn't enough. Looks like top5 have finally won a mid, though.
Gavin Butler
>Win 3/4 midfights >Still losing 4-0 lol
Gavin Walker
That uber tho
Jaxson Thomas
OH SHIT
Christopher Jackson
Ombrack was just standing still was just silly. Also Hard Gaming could have done so much better if they would just oh my fucking god that wipe.
Hudson Garcia
They're giving top5 way too much respect because they have no confidence in their DM abilities despite these midfights being so fucking decisive in their favor. They're a good team, but they need more confidence.
Daniel Richardson
>tf2 in source2 never ever
Ryder White
If there's going to be a TF game in source 2, it's going to be TF3.
Justin Harris
>geel and co. wrestle the TF2 economy from the hands of disjointed koreans and pollacks >somehow do an even worse job
Jaxon Gomez
explain
Brandon Fisher
>Lowpander vs. ANTIC Finally, we get some high level matches. I mean, that top5 game was fun, but I think most everyone came to get a preview of how the ETF2L season will turn out.
Christopher Anderson
Do you really need to? Any site owned by geel operates like molasses and the admins are fuckwads.
Gavin Torres
im asking about the korean shit you talked about
Juan Martin
newfags werent around when korean and russian mobsters used TF2 hats to launder money
Logan Richardson
>first pootis head >now this what do we name it
Hunter Miller
we dont name it anything now fuck off
Jordan James
but muh head memes ;_;
Ayden Brown
...
William Walker
...
Gavin Stewart
That last push was so great from Lowpander.
Jackson Turner
>Lowpander vs. top5 >Lowpander on Product Yeah, this isn't even a fair match. They're just going to run Mr. Epic on sniper and pound.
Ethan Jenkins
nvm they're going to Process. Still a good sniper map, though.
