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first for lulu sucks

When is tentacle lady of actually not that much damage being buffed?

Lulu's a shitty pilot

How do i find desperate fucks to catfish for skins?
How do i actually get them to spend money on me

>tfw no qt petite gf

>Make a bunch of champs with minigame abilities to be unique
>Turns out they're all trash
kek

>Then make ornn
>Bunch of generic abilities combined together
>Even worse than the minigame ones
What happened to the prime champ designers? Why are they all bad now?

How do I make sure I get enough points in "Pick'em" for the mission?

>change name to something girly
>flirt with people and act like a girl in general
>wait for beta orbiters to add you
>???
>profit

pick correctly retard

>See new worlds missions
>It's just pick ems

Whens the next missions

>tfw no qt cyborg gf

I wanna cuddle Jinx

skt wins
there will be shitload of points in knock out stage

Can I have my poke lanes back?

you're gonna pick your pick'ems and your gonna like it
I don't expect you to do anything for the good of this thread but other OPs please include the Veeky Forums pick'ems pickem.lolesports.com/share/series/4/user/4744016/leaderboards/list/343354

there is 50% chance that you are below silver 3. pick whatever you want

>pedo thread
>again

we can't keep letting this happen.

i did already boss

i don't expect to do well on them though

>Lower mana costs
>buff slam damage/speed
>shorten her casting and recovery animations or let her cancel them again
>can now click on tentacles to start a short channel and remove it from terrain and halving her passive's CD
>tentacles spawned by ult now immediately slam on the champ it summoned out of
THere shes fixed

>no tomboy champion
im getting really annoyed lolbabs

>have "lewd" in my name
>people keep adding me after game asking if im a girl
>they often ask me to duoq in the hopes that i join them
>they link me their discord
>i go in there
>30 year old weightlifter with a gravelly voice says "I love anime tiddies and pumping iron"
>other person is dead fucking silent

Always funny.

>ban janna
>enemy picks lulu
>ban lulu
>enemy picks janna
>have friend, ban both janna and lulu
>enemy picks soraka
jesus fucking christ how much longer do we have to wait until enchanter supports aren't complete cancer to the game? When in gods green forsaken fucking earth will ardent censor be removed? why the fuck hasn't lulu been nerfed? why the fuck hasn't soraka been nerfed? WHY THE FUCK DID THEY GIVE JANNA COMPENSATION BUFFS IN RESPONSE TO NERFS? Her fucking winrate has literally only increased. The days of poke supports and tank supports are gone. You can forget about anyone that isn't part of the cancer trio.

Trist and Vi are the closest you're gonna get.

Oh i forgot
>tentacles in brush are invisible again

is there a reason lucian does 0 damage at all stages of the game?

literally vi

he's consistent and scales the same throughout the game

Because he didn't pick him mid to shit on mages.

pls give my friend your power so he doesn't get owned in his last promo game

>enemy doesn't ban Darius
>they taste the true fear of five stacks
>while standing just close enough for you to land a 3 man Q

If it's not hyper carries with relic shield and their sluts, its dorans shield and nnija tabis. Nobody will die

>doran shield
get with the times grandpa. its targon shield now

>forgetting the healer thats actually fun to play

>tentacles spawned by ult now immediately slam on the champ it summoned out of
Honestly, this alone could do it. But I'd take

>can now click on tentacles to start a short channel and remove it from terrain and halving her passive's CD
plus
>buff slam damage/speed
as well.

not fucking good enough lolbabs. boys dont have pink hair

*stands in your way*

>ENEMY HAS DARIUS
>YOUR ADC GOES MELEE MODE JUST AFTER HE DA-DUNKED YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING TEAM

>vayne
>dies alot
>probably spams mastery after he does something remotely good
>probably flames alot

fuck your friend, i hope he demotes to bronze eventually.

He's fucked, no one passes plat promos on their first try, it just doesn't work that way. It takes at least 2 tries even if you're lucky.

He holds his guns sideways and therefore can't aim

>Clairvoyance increases cast range for the next 15 seconds

Darius is fun

i passed my first time this season broseph

that's not true, he only does 2 of those 3 things!!!

But they do these days

>giving people the Justice as damage Garen

anyone who responded to that post with anything other than blue trinket should commit suicide

>You're apt at fighting against Darius
>You make his dumbass go 0/9 in lane
>Your team stands FUCKING STILL AGAINST HIM
>YOU'D HAVE THOUGHT UP HERE IN PLAT YOUR TEAMMATES WOULD UNDERSTAND THE BASICS OF KITING

>he's consistent and scales the same throughout the game
He literally falls off late-game and with enough tanks will not even be a champion anymore.

How do we fix this thing?

thanks. i forgot that trashbag existed until you posted him

>no shields
>unreliable cc if the enemy is smart enough not to walk in a straight line
>small heal with a long cd
>runs out of mana faster than anyone
>one of the absolute squishiest supports in the game
Yeah theres a reason Nami isn't included in the support cancer trio. Literally why pick her when you can just make your carries invincible with little to no effort as janna/soraka/lulu?

Believe me, those people get pissed off. At the same time you know it's just 1/5 people, so it's sorta balanced.
I had 1300/1500 hp and he auto'd me once and then JUSTIIICE'd me for 1250 true damage

Post leblanc!

>Stop Darius in lane
>Deny him farm
>Kill him multiple times
>Some retard feeds him a kill
>Comes back and dunks three braindead teammates in a row
DON'T RUN AT HIM WHEN NOXIAN MIGHT IS UP JESUS CHRIST IT'S NOT THAT HARD

you can also use it on your own turrets and it works like old fortify

Active item that when under an ally tower it stuns all enemies also under the tower range

Anti siege item

I started playing League just about the time Draven was released, because a friend told me he was released on my birthday. 6th of June. I couldn't play him well, axe mechanic was pretty radical. Friend told me that he also had a Brother in the game.

I was fucking hooked on that dude. Nothing is more fun than just slamming niggas.

Just got out of a game where a garen outplayed me twice, pretty good dude, probably played the match up a shit ton.

I just ran mid and picked up a quadra because they had no vision and were desperately trying to get mid tower.

Pretty tasty, desu.

>lethality abusing Jhin is talking shit in all shit like he's accomplished something
ok bud you killed my braindead lux support 5 times in lane and god fed good job

Turns the enemies turret again them

>lethality abusing
Sounds like you got shit on by a bad jhin

How likely is it that Riot going to start everyone a whole two divisions lower than they were at the start of next season again?

>LOSING TO JHIN

ALMOST AS BAD AS LOSING TO A LUCIAN

>Cuck can't even save his poor defenseless support
>Bitches on Veeky Forums about the alpha Jhin that reamed his beta ass

its kinda hard when he has a duskblade and a zeal to our zerker greaves

>get hard countered top
>my junglers ints on him twice
>he acts like a smug piece of shit the rest of the match
castrate junglers

>Hey guys coming at you with our new ranked system
>Since everyone that can actually play the game believes that bronze is easy to escape we decided that everyone will start bronze 5. That way only the best of the best can climb out.
>Have fun summoner

>tfw no capitavating elementalist gf

help me. team is holding me down. i cant leave bronze

matchhistory.euw.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/EUW1/3032584746/209366424?tab=overview

oh god i take back what i said

i experienced that first hand when i got autofilled yesterday. Had a varus rush a rageblade against a miss fortune who just stacked lethality and one shot his poor ass because he'd run up to harass, while ignoring the fact he's right next to a 10hp minion with MF's Q hurtling towards it.

I mean, I would've stepped in to try and soak it but it would've one shot me too LMAO

i would fucking love this

I want Jinx to sit on my lap

Considering that's pretty much how it's always been, almost definitely.

It's not that big of a deal unless you unironically cannot consistently win against Bronze/Silver/Gold then you kind of belong there.

what the fuck

You sound like a fun individual

This.....this has to be photoshopped. theres no way a game like this can exist...

>euw

>adc buys last whisper 40 minutes in
>after rhaast has already won the game for them.
>upgrades it into lord dominiks instead of mortal reminder.

...

>hurr durr why choose ziggs over taliyah
inb4 silver
im proud of it

>26/1/2017
>EUW

Yay. Lux sucks in several different forms now.

You're a smurf who's throwing games on tf and heimer to get games like this and stay in bronze

>EU

>this entire image
w-what the fu...

>be me
>be garen
>enemy has a 24/5 warwick
>but I'm full lethality/crit garen
>I'm 18/2
>I buy a GA and finish my Mortal Reminder
>Time my W perfectly against warwick
>tear him a new one
>win game
>"GAREN IS FUCKING BULLSHIT"

>Lux sucks
If by that you mean she sucks my balls dry, sure

Holy shit this image is Bronze in a nutshell.
>EUW

>whitewashing leblanc
id whitewash her

Please tell me there is a vod of this game somewhere

What new keystone rune do you even take on malzahar? None of them fit him wtf

Ekko buffs when i want to play him tank top again

So i don't understand the only way to finish the "Pick'Em Master" Quest is just to wait until they play?

When are more quest? I want the chroma but if you can't make point for a long time seems really shitty.

It was an edit someone posted yesterday to try and annoy me. I have their other ones too. Also, who wouldn't?

>the absolute state of eucucks.

all the quests together are supposed to take like 4 weeks to do because they come out spaced apart.

Buff Caitlyn

comet for when you all-in?

>he wants tank ekko to be a thing again
Back to the cotton fields, nigger.

Yuri autist btfo as per usual