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- Splatoon 2 Map Rotation: splatoon2.ink/
- Booru: booru.splatoon.ink/

> News
- The latest Splatfest has been announced in Europe: Which side should toilet paper hang? Front or back? Starts October 7, 4pm CET.
- The Tenta Brella weapon has been released! Sub is Beakon, special is Bubble Blower.
-- nintendotreehouse.tumblr.com/post/165521794157/big-bad-brella

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>Patch notes
- en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear so far (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
- loadout.ink/

> View schedules for stages, Salmon Run, and current Splatnet gear
- splatoon2.ink/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

>opponent team gets wiped near end
>everybody rides the tower to victory
>tfw

obligatory brush gang post

Also gang members should add me for fun!!! I might not be on when you guys are because I work nights but still!!!!!

Any salmon run rooms open?

>resized image as OP
ONE JOB

Queen of /ink/!

When will thumbnail posters be holocausted once and for all?

It's not like anyone gives a shit about what's in the OP, barely anyone even voted in the strawpoll in the last OP

Forgive me Anons. Just realized I clicked on the arrows on the right instead of the left.

To be honest it's a lot of stuff
Can we squish it down a little?

We can slap a lot of that into a pastebin of info

Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie > Marina > Pearl
Ice Cream > Cake
Ketchup > Mayo
Flight > Invisibility
Over > Under

no one cares for the tp splatfest
at least not until it gets officially announced for america as well

Manmenmi!

Reminder to stack ISS so you can torture and trap opponent s with the bombs!

I left to scrub, why's the room down?

Here is my squidkid all excited for the upcoming splatfest! I hope to find you all on the field!

>35 ISS points to throw two splat bombs

I had to scrub too

I'm really trying for pure ISS on my mask and shoes but it seems ink res is all they want for me

Sweet team

More like queen of my dick

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And here they are

kier i hope you achieve a medal my friend
and i hope you had fun

NOW NEITHER OF THEM WILL BE VIRGINS

I have a crush on this woomy.

kek

Foob team!
and irl namer

>The look in Left-Candy's eyes
That poor spaghetti is gonna get raped and/or killed.

These images are posted every thread.

your mom is posted every thread

i been trying to get my ISS chunks but why those clothes has to be the most unfresh of the roost?!

are they?

...Do Inklings lay eggs?

You know what else is posted every thread? Woomy abuse! Let's talk about hurting our woomies!

she might break your kneecaps and eat your pizza watch out

>unfresh of the roost?!

What did he mean by this?

Let's not

>racist and sexist much?????.jpg

YES
Just don't watch a woomer lay eggs, they get really embarrassed.

I gave my woomy an unsweetened lemonade!

I'm gonna

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Let's talk about you leaving and never coming back instead

The sinful ones do!

sent in case you are still interested

im going to lewd youth pastor yebby!

Post /ink/ squids! I can't really do anything right now, considering I'm in plastic and all, so you guys just do that.

doesn't church support procreation though
they are just against condoms, gays, and abortion or not

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Acording to my sources, firefin has the highest rate to get ISS so i look like an elf in most of my turfs just to farm those.
Because Grizz is fucking with me

INKLINGS DON'T WORSHIP HUMAN DEITIES

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>God
>not the great zapfish

One job.

Whatever it takes to hold her hands! How would she feel about me being a Brellafag,
though?

what the hell are you doing

I like to think that they do but they hatch inside and have a live birth like a shark.

They're against teen pregnancy.

God is the name for the Great Zapfish, user.

d-dont hurt me, y-you can suck my dick, I swear

Please help I can't stop thinking of certain squids in a sexual manner I never wanted it to be like this

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Any Profreshionals out there?

Sharing a popular image I saved from another thread, what's the problem?

I dont know what you're up to buy im diggin it

We support procreation of good people unlike the sinful inklings!

have you tried fapping

Which squids and why do you wanna stop?

I just got home and I approve of this

Firefin's "Fishfry" logo is ugly.

>tfw too intelligent to believe in the great zapfish's ideals

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its entire line is ugly

oh so that's why they fuck boys

Post more Splat 1 weapon totals

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i hope you wash that flingza after you are done with your shameful actions that you lay upon it

No that is going to lead down a dark path I wont be able to return from so I will abstain

Mainly the sisters and various no-name inklings

I've got a room up then. Only by my lonesome right now.

why are spaghettis so lewd

If there's a inkbrush gang, why no other weapon gangs.
Sign up for the Dualie Dudes today, and stand proud against other dualie users such as yourself on this very poster!

There's at least two non-lewd spags right now in this place. And one of them loves Jesus.

Why are all of these clips green v purple? Is there a setting that changes it to that?

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bruh when the Tetras come out I'll be there

But the special ink gives it that extra bit of fling

Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me!
Dualies are now, and always will be the only way to go.

You can choose which color pair you get. I'm not sure if it's a color-blind thing or if it's purely so people can have their favorite color.

It's only on your end though. Anyone else will see whatever has been randomly chosen.

Of all the weapons you had to stain with this nonsense you chose the good ones. Fuckin' nerd.
Shouldn't retards like you be using rollers?

Get a pic of yourself with dualies, any kind

Does someone have the webm of Special Woomy?

To lack this much self awareness...

Ever read/watched A Westside Story? That but to the tune of Off The Hook.

Can I just tell you that I use the Enperrys?
How do I get that?

The insane asylum is on the other side of the city, retard.

Slut woomy will never put out for you, you know

Fresh as fuck.