Dota 2 General - /d2g/

1st for OpTic

This patch is legitimately fucking garbage.

>Optic
>winning a lan with pajkatt

PPD left EG after TI, the dire got picked up by optic

TA remodel when?

>necrolyte gets through the ban phase
Might as well just abandon.

the sheriff is merely misunderstood, he is a great player

>*blocks your mmr*

just pick him user ;^)

Goodbye. I hate this game. It's not fun. Winning feels mediocre, losing feels like death. I will never be skilled at it, and I will never have fun init.

IMT at their best look like the best NA team, at their worst look like they could get shit stomped by bsj

based febby

but you're already being fed

I quit about ten months ago my man, haven't played a game since. Just remind yourself that it really is as bad as you remember and the odd game reminding you why it used to be good isn't worth the stress.

im having a lot of fun playing csgo

>frog gives him a free rapier and free skadi
how much more obvious do they have to make it for people to start playing lich as a core? A +40 movement speed talent at level 15?

>150dmg MoM Lich

>MoM lich
top meme

>csgo

purge we got a game on our hands son
i dont know how i feel about the brit disrespecting purge like hes a fairy but hes our fairy #maga

For once MP didn't play like complete crap and had high impact.

Demanding thicc creep bois

Just call it PPD, you got outdrafted this time

>Lil: Due to our benevolence, CIS teams have a chance to travel the world and play in some tournaments. Don't thank us #PraiseGaben
holy shit, CIS btfo

Will I win games if I buy them?

NaVi sharters HATE HIM

if EG need PPD more than PPD needs EG, why is EG going to all the good lans while PPD is struggling to beat tier 2 na teams?

>no armlet
pfft nice meme kiddo

if EG doesn't need PPD, why did they shart out at 12th place at TI7 without PPD, after 3 years of top 3 placings at TI under PPD?

SHUT UP SH-SHHARTOUR! THIS ISN'T A SERIOUS TEAM FOR PPD! IT'S JUST A FUN STACK!

Given ideal farm, What are the best items to rush?

I quit dota and then found out I dont like any other vidya. What do?

>eg get 12th at a TI
>PPD will never qualify for a TI ever again, will probably never win a lan every again
>"lmao it was all ppd guys trust me xD"

hello friends, i'm deaf all life. I always think, what is sound of qop ult?

play dota

naked midas

>I've lived to see the day when pros go dps lich in tournaments
They called me mad. I showed them, I showed them all

if EG doesn't get top 3 at TI8, it's confirmed it was PPD, hf with your honeylans Shartie

>all
you mean...1?

fuck off clan iraq

But what if Optic don't win anything either?

why did adelaide quit dota?

Then they can have Subway cater for them

that faggot still posts everyday
still hasn't been banned despite avatarfagging for years on end
but then I post one lewd weebum and get banned
fuck this site

*AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

doesn't matter

the historical fact that EG was only good under PPD's leadership (TI4-TI6) will still stand

Universe same placing at TI2 and TI7, really fires ones neurons up

haven't seen ld in a while, wonder what he's scheming

>PPD's leadership
>with the best mid player in history playing on the best possible patch for himself

lmao ok, PPD could literally pick anything for EG and they would win lanes with it, he doesn't have this on optic so is LITERALLY DAILY exposing himself as the fraud he is. His drafts are losing them games left right and centre, his calls are absolutely terrible. It was the talent that he was surrounded by on EG that carried his fat ass to relevancy, even swindle is shown to be a better captain than him now.

best mid in the world can only get 12th place? something not holding up, Shartie

remember

top 3 at TI 3 years in a row

12th place

the only thing keeping current EG from relevance is a certain tard famed for sharting

>the best mid in history that also blew up 9th-12th at TI7
ah yes

our girls are picked

The most frustrating thing about dota for me is when you have mid laners leaving their lane like 5-6 levels higher than you and you are playing support. Like what the fuck am I supposed to do as a support if you have something like a storm spirit with ult fucking coming at you? It sucks mostly because I literally do not know what I can buy that will help me survive because most times I am poor as fuck and can't afford glimmer. It takes so long to build up to the items that can save your ass while you have cores who basically get free reign of a lane and can shit you with superior items AND levels.

>tfw no qt shy cm gf

That's because your positioning sucks.

>"I don't know what history means because I am a 3rd world shitter who speaks a tribal language and doesn't understand english"

Sumail from early 2015- late 2016 would win lane vs any other mid in a disadvantageous match up. He has won 1v2 lanes, no one has ever come close to his peak of dominance as a mid laner ever.

>top 3 at TI 3 years in a row

>12th place

Like I don't understand how you think this a good point to make, when PPD literally can't even qualify for lans consistantly anymore, like you're making a point against yourself here. On EG he had massive success, as soon as he leaves EG he's getting shit on by col and gooks, while EG just qualified for the first major without losing a single game and stomping all their matches.

>ppd drafts whatever the other team beat him with last time
why does he always do this?

she gets really uncomfortable in the 3rd webm
qt

>lost to BSJ
>b-but muh sharteezy

i love how they just leave the camera on her for 30+ seconds

>things are true because i say so
and i remember him feeding 3 lane kills 1v1 against an ursa as brewmaster

>qulaify for a major without losing a single game
>the biggest stomps of the year so far have been IMT and Col DESTROYING optic, mostly because of PPD's terrible drafts and shot calling
>"I don't want to address this point because it completely deconstructs my argument, so i'll just dodge it and pretend it doesn't matter xD"

>>things are true because i say so

>things that any reputable analyst and pro player says about said player
>l"mao but I didn't see that so it didn't happen xDXDxD"

mate if you don't actually watch the games that's fine, just say so and we can discus something else.

MoM

...

imagine being her dad lol

>things that any reputable analyst and pro player says about said player
ah yes classic
going to need a source on that one

what are some examples of purge's analysis being bad?

>captcha
>calle calle

Sharteezy

8th place TI5
16th place TI6
12th place TI7

what is it about this guy that inspires such devout assravaged followers ?

there are none

why is she being painted white

>le rtz fan boogeyman
>while choking on peter's chode
what does it mean?

shes washing the cum off from when she just laid on the ground and a bunch of dudes jerked off on her i think they call it boococky

...

why does puck have twice the last hits of the next hero

>another 3k game, another first-random on your team who ends up with an extremely situational hero that can be counterpicked and takes safelane

High right click damage, spammable spells and mid lane

ccnc is a garbage player and will be the first kick

stop posting photos of girls im on the family computer

>ooga
>booga

best CM cosplay after Slacks'
your dad will be to know that you're not gay

>mom pa
is this really the new meme

>Wallgreens

>faint glimmers of old MVP returning

Name a hero with the power to vaccum all the farm in the map, and then proceed to do absolutely nothing with it.

*blocks your path*

MoM is goodmidas

that's it folks
post her TI7 phoenix cosplay

ok.

>*teleports behind you*
>*catches you in a 3 second disable from off screen*
>*burns 500 of your mana in an instant, dealing 300 damage as well*
>*simultaneously drops his 1500-2000 damage meatballs on your head*
>*finishes you off with right-clicks + his summons auto attacks if necessary*
>*activates his free built-in shadow blade (plus AoE slow) and makes good his escape*

aren't you glad to have le balanced master-of-all-trades man in your game instead?