/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

>THE VIRGIN TEAM 5er
-Uses unclear card wording
-Doesn't have the proper understanding of the english language to write cards well
-Designs cards after watching streams instead of playing with the game
-Notions of balance are based off of looking at cards and failing to understand them

>THE CHAD CARD CRITIC
-Understands how the game functions
-Refrains from making every card concept that comes across his brain
-Can locate the strange ways cards interact with other cards in mere yottaseconds

My elemental mage is jelly

He is also a shield bearer

Good morning, /hsg/. It's time for new card back, few packs and some fresh ranked progressing. Have a good day!

I'm rank 3 user

Poor opp, just wanted to have fun

Not until rat race starts homie

Im just trying to get an idea across. Having to explain every minor detail about it when you should solve it yourself by just thinking about it should really not be mandatory.
If they can only target it, its quite fucking clear that you need to target it even when theres taunts or whatever in the game.

Besides immune has some pretty vague interactions you need to learn too.

>be wild mage
>get raza off courrier
>get coldarra off bonecdrake.

I was blessed by RNGsus today.

>open Hadronox
>finally craft Deathstalker Rexxar
>only legendaries I haven't opened or crafted are Moorabi and Sindragosa
feels good lads

>easily acquirable card combo that gives you an instant win
wew

I played for 25.6 hours in September ranked with a 61% winrate.

Bully

astonishing!

>Used to hate handlock with a dying passion
>Also used to be rank 20 scrub
>Finally try it out
>Have Jarjar-binks, black knight, ysera
>Rank 20-10 in a week. On 6 win streak right now

I have seen the light

I loved handlock back then because hunter was strong :)

So after resets, what are the best decks to grind to Rank 5 with for Standard and Wild?

...

Jade Druid/Aggro Rogue/Token Shaman for Standard
Jade Druid/Razakus Preist/Aggro Shaman for Wild.

>blizz will never make a wild arena that cost 200 gold/3 dollars that awards 1 random pack from any set.

Sometimes I wonder if blizzard actually hates money.

when the FUCK is reset

8 minutes

>when you have a tier 1 deck and only make it to rank 6

I should probably start playing earlier in the month

Make weebstone great again.

Get aids and die

Do like me and get it done on the first weekend. Then your free to log for quests only

That's unlikely do you know how often I have sex?

Most of these arts are gay as fuck. I'm not even reading the cards.

It's okay, it's not the first time I have seen an american refuse to read.

Post em

>american
How dare you. I'm not reading because you're just an OCfag and a waste of thread space

not that special, but not too bad considering all I had to do was play meme rogue for about an hour on the last day

lol

>ooh 100 gold
>play 75 minions
Well....

>Chakki starting the race to legend behind because he didn't hit legend last month

Nice, I only had 1 prep. Also I think there's a chance prep might be exiled to the hall of fame eventually

Not fucking bad

My epic is not THAT bad, maybe not right now but it sees some play.

Looks damn nice in golden

i'm torn between keeping this and DE'ing one of my 2 regular warleaders or DE'ing this and crafting Murabi

Some weapons have Battlecries as well, you can easily do the quest with an elemental//jade shaman.

Why not dust it and just let the dust sit while you make your mind?

This is a free legendary, right?

the entire reason nerfed cards get a dust bonus is so you can dust them immediately and recraft them if they're actually still good

Legendary are 1600 user

Which is how much you get for dusting golden warleader

nerfed golden epics DE for 1600 dust

youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

that's my point

>all sub-10 friends

>26 friends

What the fuck /hsg/.

What legendary should I craft?
>Kun
>Gul'dan
>Rexxar
>Kelseth
>Kazakus
3310 Dust

suck my dick /hsg/

Keleseth and Gul'dan ez

>This is a free legendary, right?
If the nerf bonus is still active, then yeah. I got 800 for during a golden Plague.

*slosh mrrgf gurgle slurp* *swallows*

>against priest
>he attacks with his 5 attack minion
>he heals face for 0 mana
Knowing when to concede has never been easier.

>tfw pulled a golden UI in one of my first 15 packs but it didn't get nerfed

>coin
>"TRUTH IS POW--"
>shadowstep
>"TRUTH IS POWER"
>"Well fought, I concede."

>the truth will only hurt you
>truth is power
why does no one know what Keleseth's entry line is?

cuz no one draws it except your opponents but by the time they play it youre gone. its just truth is found in death anyway, the animation is the cool part

>why does no one know what Keleseth's entry line is?
For real, obviously he says "The truth is bound to hurt you"

So what is this Rat Race thing? Is there like a site that lists all the participants?

TRUTH IS BURNED INTO YOU

Is there no database of HS voicelines?

He says "Truth is FOUND in death." you retards

Fucking hell, i said i wasnt going to do any more arena but then i see people getting like 4-5 lego picks and i figure alright ill give it a shot.

1 fucking frostbolt is all i could get spell wise and i got shatter as a choice about 10 times hahaha xDDD brode you got me again you piece of shit

What's the most braindead easy rank 5 wild deck? Still Murloc Paladin or Hunter now?

>coin+keleseth
>"TRUTH IS BOUND BY-"
>shadowstep
>"TRUTH IS BOUND BY-"
>shadowstep
>"TRUTH IS BOUND BY-"
>brewmaster
>"Drink with me friend"
>"TRUTH IS BOUND BY-"
>"Need a ride?"
>"TRUTH IS BOUND BY-"
>"the shadow beckon.. "
>"TRUTH IS BOUND BY-"
>Play Ysera dream card for additional bounce
>"TRUTH IS BOUND BY-"

What can you even do at this point?

After a turn 2 like that you just give up :^)

>when dreadlord lines up the triple kill

*blocks your path*
TRUTH IS A POUND OF FLESH
what do /hsg/?

He meant "The holocaust never happened Hitler did nothing wrong"

BETS

Huh, I thought it was "The truth will set you free" this whole time

>forced to draft this piece of shit every time in arena
>never get any synergy for it

FUCK BOOK WYRM

>draft book wyrm
>only get spellbooks and tome for the rest of the draft

fuck this card

It's TRUTH IS FOUND IN DEATH

dude

Pretty sure it's: "Truth is clouded by the bad"

I win because he's playing 2 mana cards with his prince so it doesn't work.

jokes on you kid he had all his other 2 cost cards in his hand THIS WHOLE TIME

I think Blizzard is trying to tell me something

I'm sure he's actually saying: "SNIFF ME"

haha simply just outskilled

>He had prince shadowstep shadowstep brewmaster boatboy all in his starting hand and he's only playing one of the bouncers

Sure he did.

>that guy who got the full combo in his opening hand but had a Golakka Crawler in his deck as a tech

>Prince page on hearthpwn

Trust no one in this community they are literally unironically 90% below rank 10

>truth is found in death
>people who are alive are all wrong
whoa

just a reminder that it was a popular shitter opinion that UI would be to high cost to be good

>just started playing highlander priest
>ladder is full of handcuck now
>literally an auto loss

Is it true that posting quality OC in /hsg/ will get me a cute gf