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I legit miss kier, what do I fill this hole in my heart with
Parker Hill
Have you heard of our lord and savior Sqeezus Christ?
David Hall
what is he eating?
skettis are full of love
Michael Bailey
>been stuck redrawing the same fucking face for 4 hours
Andrew Sullivan
>raping squid anus in splatoon 1 ranked >never even played on these maps in my fucking life
Leo Allen
i like this game
Andrew Wilson
Lobby shot
Samuel Thomas
can you fill me with love?
Logan Reyes
he died for our sins
the same thing kier does whenever he has a hole that needs filling.
Carson Murphy
its okay
I believe in you
Brandon Lopez
if you let me
Ryder White
B-but he's mad at me
Luke Martinez
First for green woomies are the best
Aaron Williams
find pictures of spaghettis with their nipples out and send them to him. voila.
Thomas Campbell
He used to send me those all the time ;;
Cooper Baker
So are green spaghetti's
Joshua Moore
why does ink get gay as fuck at night? is it really just k**r luring the homos out?
Nathaniel Davis
he's eating some salmonid baby curry
i like you
Austin Jenkins
Spaghetti > Woomy Marie > Callie > Marina > Pearl Ice Cream > Cake Ketchup > Mayo Flight > Invisibility Over > Under
Noah Rogers
clear woomies
Dominic Torres
Remember not to watch your woomy when she lays her eggs! Woomies are really shy!
Adrian Stewart
NA splatfest never
Mason Richardson
send him dick
i mean i'm here almost 24/7 people just don't pay attention unless Kier's doing it
Alexander Morris
Absolutely not
Tyler Hernandez
Kier pls ;
Jeremiah Ward
Never quote me again.
Christian Gomez
whats wrong with a little green sketti?
Thomas Nelson
what the fuck, this picture is adorable
now i feel lonely, i wanna sleep with my woomy like this...
Jaxon Wright
always
Brandon Turner
...
Carson Hill
okay so ive been playing sploon 2 on and off since it was released and
what's all this about pasta
Ethan Lee
Lonely without kier-kun
Connor Howard
girls say "woomy" boys say "yebbie", but it can also be heart as "spaghetti"
Levi Young
>tfw helping crush with her homework and can't draw Oneitis sucks, I wanna draw cute woomies studying.
Gabriel Lewis
pearl feelings?
Thomas Wood
>picking 3dpd over woomies user, I...
Joshua Morales
beta
Noah Kelly
>the game put Yogo and I together in the lobby I wonder if it's a sign
Henry Flores
It is pretty beta, but we had sex with her dressed as 2B I'm kinda stuck here.
Jace Morris
she should watch marie's stupid show about studying
Kevin Richardson
>had sex >she's still not your girlfriend user, you're better off just staying home. She's not into you
Jackson Smith
You're probably right user. I'm gonna go home and draw squids.
Henry Clark
>interacting with crush >on Veeky Forums pick one
Justin Howard
what if you were watching the inkopolis news and pearl and marina got into a serious, heated argument and marina got up and sunk her teeth into pearl's giant swelled fluid-filled head while pearl shrieked and convulsed and the cameras cut off
Robert Hall
No, I don't think she has any
Dominic Taylor
I'm saying this to help you bro Has she ever contacted you for anything that doesn't result in you helping her? Yes sex counts. Has she introduced you to her friends or roommate? Does she accept favors like having dinner paid for her but never offers a similar thing for you? Does she say words like love but doesn't mean it? Does she keep you around even when she has a boyfriend? You might be taken advantage of dude, play splatoon and don't get played by some skank.
Brayden Sanchez
You can do it! Thanks for taking my request.
Angel Bell
>dominate entire match >personally go 21-2 until overtime >during overtime chucklefuks on my team decide to try and spawncamp the one single person in their spawn while the other three rape our asshole and take the lead
I want you people to HANG YOURSELVES
GOD DAMMIT
Colton Parker
best RNG weapon
William Perry
>tfw user got tricked into doing some cosplay sluts homework just because she fucked him his woomy is probably disappointed
Jonathan Cooper
yo this is amazing
Leo Johnson
what if your woomy could tell when you were unhappy and always tried to make you smile by giving you drawings
Nathan Hernandez
i would give her a big hug and tell her im okay and then take her out for her favorite meal
Kevin Cooper
what if your woomy's drawings were bad and you couldn't tell what they were supposed to be, but she asks for your honest opinion?
Lucas Rogers
I would do homework in exchange for fucking a reasonably attractive girl dressed as 2B in a heartbeat. I test in the 99th percentile and am a professional writer, accepting all offers.
I don't think user got played unless he played himself by getting attached when he shouldn't have or does play himself from here.
Jackson Gutierrez
holy shit guys 1 more fucker to go wish me luck
Henry Jones
Channel my inner /ic/ and be a rude asshole about it
Nathan Reyes
>I test in the 99th percentile and am a professional writer, accepting all offers.
Justin Edwards
I would tell her that her drawings were pretty good, and then focus on complimenting her on other things instead so that she could feel proud of other things and wouldn't lean entirely on drawing.
And of course I'd still put her drawings on the fridge!
Lucas Edwards
;_; b-bro... u a real ass homie no homo
thaknk
Isaiah Sanders
>glittering hopeful eyes >in expectation of your answer >pat your squids head and tell it's a nice drawing >asks if you recognize what is drawn >divert the question by going out to grab a bite together
Asher Anderson
what if you saw Marie sitting at a cafe all alone and kept checking her phone and looked more sad each time she did
I'd ask her where Callie is and go to her, instead of sitting with washed up grandma over here.
Callie IS best girl after all.
Adrian Flores
fantasy answer: offer her some cake and ask if she is okay, leading to her falling in love with me, coming to live with me, finally providing my woomy with a mother figure, and we can live happily ever after and also fuck
real answer: awkwardly keep looking over at her thinking about the fantasy answer in my head while avoiding eye contact, and then going home to jerk off
Jeremiah Nguyen
I can't take this fucking game anymore. I'm seriously getting a fucking headache from being let down by my team
How the fuck do I get a 7/1 K/D ratio and still lose? Because any time I die all hell breaks loose because apparently the way Splatoon's matchmaking works, if it thinks you're better than the other team they'll just pair you with shitters to balance it out and expect you to do all the fucking work
I'm going to bed before I throw my controller through my window
Hunter Reed
Give her some eggs.
Ethan Allen
ask the barista to play Maritime Memory over the sound system
Nathan Foster
he literally called her his oneitis
Gabriel Stewart
just stop playing solo queue after you get to A
Dominic Jenkins
Nah, you were really easy to work with. I'd do another one in the future. >thinking of getting a motorcycle license >but too pussy to drive it daily Custom helmet? Bike decals/graphics? Probably going to be expensive as fuck though.
Matthew Torres
Fair enough. But he can still break even, so to speak, if he calls it off now or makes a move o push it further (and calls it off if she's not interested)
Chase Adams
holy shit that'd be so tight
Dylan Ward
what if you were with your woomy and you saw Callie in the street and your woomy just ran right up to her and started talking to her and asking her things and physically touching her and callie was clearly annoyed and possibly hung over but was trying to be nice
Elijah Harris
Motherfucker I am TIRED, I don't need these kind of stressful hypotheticals right now
I buy them both Ice Cream or some shit, happy?
Justin Green
>Possibly hung over Definitely the eggs.
Ryder Johnson
what if callie was clearly very intoxicated and said rude, sexual things and called your woomy a little bitch and then threw up on the ground
James Hall
R.I.P toast
Nathan Ward
I'll dump my woomy and mary Callie instead
John Williams
if the eggs squids eat come from salmon, wouldn't that technically make their omelettes caviar? would woomies even eat omelettes?
Jason Butler
would not intervene would pull out recording device and record everything that happens
Jason Rivera
Does she draw them every time you're sad?
Lincoln Foster
>tfw you will never share a shwaffle with a cute sghetti
Jackson Sanders
toast got kicked not banned, also unban dot and ban toast
Thomas Carter
I would have a lot of drawings...
Wyatt Ross
oh that's really fucking cute
Isaiah Smith
Try yaoi manga.
Joshua Adams
you just gotta believe, bro
Nolan Murphy
tfw no woomys irl to give you pure, genuine smiles
Caleb Allen
of course they'd eat omelettes they probably eat all sorts of shit
Ian Scott
WELL?
Samuel Jones
why eggs
Colton Ross
its gotta be cold blooded
David Jackson
Smoothest way to make get-to-know with a girl you like, user, but it only work if she eats all the eggs