League of Legends General - /lolg/

being trash should be bannable

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But then you would be the first one to be banned.

but i'm trying my best user

>Played 27 ARAM games this week
>Haven't won one
Why is this allowed?

What would it feel like to drain your balls in jinx?

>tfw you have great picks
>but everybody's laning phase sucked ass
Look at that darius

now look at irelia

now back to darius

now back to irelia

sadly, the better top laner isnt in your team

but if you stopped doing your promos, then you can bet he'd be on your team

look down

where are you

you're in a normal game with the top laner your top laner could be like

whats that in your hand

its 4 honors from the team that didnt feed

look again

the honors are now keys

everything is possible when your top laner doesnt feed like a moron

im diamond

xth for Syndra

STOP BULLYING JANNA

It's allowed because it's not a real mode.

honestly one of the gayest shits ive read in this general

Ahri is gay.

>play aram this week
roll ezreal, fiddlesticks,and janna in over half of my games

You're gay, user.

Wtf why doesnt Darius just focus Vayne and kill her when she got exhausted

plastic 5

It's gambling. Like in a casino or something. You can't really expect to have decent WR if you're not playing with a ARAM-only account, preferably with a premade.

because there's a low hp leona, amumu, and kennen all stunning his ass 24/7

They dont do so much dmg than vayne does.

No, you're the only faggot here, we've already established that.

>It's gambling.
So is ranked solo queue though

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No.

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>my jungler gets invaded early
>leave lane even though ill miss a giant wave
>have to flash, but get a kill on the enemy jungler and take his red buff
>alright thats worth missing the xp
>my jungler chases the enemy top laner and mid and dies
>gives enemy top double buffs
>enemy top is ranged
>lose lane because ranged champ with red buff means im not allowed to cs
what exactly is the thought process of people who do this shit?

>Imagine playing a game where this guy is the most popular streamer

This is a good thing.
He plays a ton. Ex pro. Great attitude.

Imagine posting the same posts in a general of a game you don't like over and over again daily.

There's nothing gay about doing gay porn, dating a dude and committing extreme domestic abuse on his ass.

Yes, there is.

>dodge

Phew

>ywn be stepped on by star guardians

lulu is my waifu

So wait, they retconned Warwick into an anti-hero?

What did he mean by this?

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he was obviously hacked no way a riot employee would talk like that

Who?

M-may I bully her?

Draaaaaaaaaven!
Best guy!
Does lolg like bubble tea?

Who was the newest champion when you started?
Riven

On the one hand he shouldn't be talking like that with a riot flair but on the other hand it's 2017 and we should be okay with the fact that game devs are just big nerds on the internet like the people playing the game and their actions shouldn't necessarily reflect the company because I mean...they literally don't.

It'll be interesting to see where this goes though. People are talking about him getting fired but I don't think thats even a possibility.

yasuo

Who was your first 6300 IP Champion lolg?

Mine was Shyvana and I still love to play her

Pretty much. He's still kind of a jerk but no more than the average Zaunite and he also hunts down thugs and chem barons. He's the hero Zaun deserves.

xin zhao

VERY GAY

If this guy actually works at Riot he should get fired immediately. This is 100% unacceptable coming from a seemingly incredibly jealous Riot employee. Wishing one of the biggest promoters of your game dead, no matter how much you dislike them or how jealous you are, is quite frankly pathetic.

Either Kalista or Rek'Sai. Not entirely sure.

Sejuani

Lissandra.

I think either Zed or Syndra.

These are the security questions to recover accounts, fyi

*tips fedora*
Hello fellow redditor! :)

Find a flaw

Hint: there are none

idk it was first snow summoners rift
season 2?

Bad copy of a certain weeb magnet
There's your flaw

>that filename

What if both made a child together?

>play league at 3am
>all the adrenaline keeps me from feeling sleepy for hours

rip my fucking sleep schedule

a hundred bucks for flashing your tits is a pretty good deal

Riven should stop frowning

>tfw have Judgment Kayle
>but hate playing Kayle

It would require futa dicks derived from Void corruption or artificial insemination techniques far more advanced than anything they've ever accomplished in Zaun.

Those are not for flashing her tits...

pastebin.com/mKjhFcnQ
pastebin.com/mKjhFcnQ
pastebin.com/mKjhFcnQ
made you anons a champ

read the whole thing and youll realize its exactly what we need in this god forsaken shit show of a game

reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/73ko9b/lead_riot_member_he_tyler1_looks_like_a_damn/dnr0ssg/?context=3

Fucking LOL. Can anyone invite me to the reddit LoL discord? They've disabled the link they had, gee I wonder why.

reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/73ko9b/lead_riot_member_he_tyler1_looks_like_a_damn/dnr0ssg/
He's publicly defending himself. It's real.

Do you have a source, my man?

Look at the posts. In his history is posting style is very different before this date. Obviously hacked.

It's a common meme on Veeky Forums, you dip
Lurk more

I mean for the picture mang, I know the meme.

discord.gg/tYRagFA

>linking to reddit
no
>riot employee bitching like a human bean
>about a pro player eceleb
despite being subject to termination for poor conduct he has every right to bitch or rant about anything, just like how i have a right to bitch and rant about the state of league of legends right now

heres a better question

how many of you do you think clock at least 2,500 hours?

If he's on imaqtpie its a free win, but yeah if he's on chowdog he's gonna go yasuo bot in your masters promos

Quinn

Linking to reddit is fine when the source is reddit, although I should have used an archive.

i would know if riot didnt make normals private info

I need pictures to fap to. help me out pls.

Reminder inferior jawline genetics have no place in the gene pool

wew

Will we ever be able to ping the enemy's ultimate to let your teammates know that it's on cooldown?

>each game on average last about 30 minutes

you can do the math from that right?

no because i play a shitton of matches and have 3 different accounts all ranging the same time spent but i havent checked in 3 months

How can I get on this discord? Link?

Nah his posting style is pretty much the same, if it's different at all it's probably because he's pretty stressed about this blowing up. He still does the.. 2 dot shit and a few other things he did previously.

Also are you suggesting that his reddit account, discord account, and league account were all hacked tonight? He's a nobody. Why would they pick him? It's much more likely that he's had a bad night, or is drunk or something.

I had problems uploading this image here so I'll throw it on imgur: i.imgur.com/do2YVEr.png It's the same guy being a dick in LoL.

They look like flaming homos. Twinks fresh out of the oven. Cream filling still sizzling and all.

no
buy this 1375 rp skin instead

>"he [tyler1] looks like a damn humunculous" and, "honestly.. its fine he'll die from a coke overdose or testicular cancer from all the steroids.. then we'll be gucci"
Imagine being retarded enough to say this in a public chat

FREE TYLER 1
#REMEMBERLYTE

discord.gg/jyS93za

I just saw the other discord staff defending him so I assume now that its real.

I found this behaviour so out of place for a rioter that I couldnt imagine it being real. If you wanted to get fired you'd just quit, not like this.