/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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>MEG's updated Pastebin:
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>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Andromeda is dropped:
blog.bioware.com/2017/08/19/mass-effect-andromeda/
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gigi-chan best waifu

reposting my own story because fuck you

>vetra is mad that sid spends all her money on junk
>forces sid to give her her money in order too buy the food for her
>about to go do the shopping for sid when ryder says he needs her to requisition more stuff
>she clenches a fist as Dimitri walks by
>"fuck" she mutters under her breaths
>"uh Dimitri i need your help" she says
>"dah what you need miss nyx" he says gleefully
>"sid has really bad eating habits. i was going to go do the food shopping but ryder needs me to do something, do you think you can handle it"
>"is no problem my mamochka always would complain about me buying bad food. so i know what to do."
>"ok here's a hundred credits. sid should be getting off soon meet her in the command center."
>several hours later Dimitri returns to the tempest
>vetra saw him returning and decided to meet him half way
>"so how'd it go."
>"da went really good no junk food only vegetables and meat. enough to feed her for whole of month."
>vetra's mandibles went limp as her eye's widen
>"how much did you spend." she asks concerned
>Dimitri hands her back 90 credits "only 10 credits" he says with a smile
>"Dimitri."
>"ya"
>"where did you get the food"
>"what be it you mean"
>"no where in the whole of Heleus can you get a months worth of food for 10 credits."
>"oh that. well i no longer trust volus run stores so i go to farm on nexus."
>"you mean hydroponics" corrects vetra
>"dah that the place"
>"last time i checked they don't sell food there"
>"is no problem if sneaky"
>something snapped in twitched in vetra
>"did you and sid steal from hydroponics"
>"is fine i left one of that dextro cow there"
>vetra began to breath harder and harder
>"DIMITRI YOU NEED TWO TO BREED THEM"
>"that is what volus want you to think. but not worry is only thing i aquiered with no cash use 10 credits to buy large dextro rice bag and some dextro potatos. i did good job no?"
>"Dimitri i want you to stay away from my sister."
1/2

Can we get a femquar link in the above?

>"is not first time person told me to stay away from sister. or was it cow?"
>before vetra could slap his shit silly ryder showed up
>"enough you two back on the tempest we take off in five. also that meat you had cooking is on fire"
>"BLYAD" dimitri screams before running back onto the tempest
>vetra could still feel her anger weeling with in her but she gritted her teeth and bare with it
the end

5th for QT detectives that may or may not be serial killers but its cool cause she need a partner in crime anyways.

th for qt canadians

Nth for qt cook

I want to lube up my hands and help a krogan stuff his long, thick, mega-dick into Miranda's tight tiny asshole - and record with my omni-tool her gasps of delight as he treats her colon as a cocksleeve, slamming his meat in and out of her ass until her hair hangs in limp sweaty strands over her face, her mascara runs down her perfect cheeks, her tongue slops out of her mouth, and her legs tremble with orgasmic pleasure

>EDI gets a sleek body
>Complete with funny bumps
>For Joker only

Fucking cripples.

>not cock blocking joker
U fucked up nyikka

>"DIMITRI YOU NEED TWO TO BREED THEM"

>Andromeda is dropped:
>blog.bioware.com/2017/08/19/mass-effect-andromeda/

wait haven't been on MEG since the shitshow of ME3. Is Mass Effect a dead IP now? Chances of more games in the future?

on ice till after next dragon age game

14th for wholesome bird wife

why is she so perfect?

why is it that when dimitri fucks up its funny but when liam fucks up he gets hate?

Tight suit and great ass is why.

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Wrong pic

I want her ass to swallow me

J*ck is trash.

>you're dating a quarian
>they come to you stuttering
>"a-user please, I n-need to cum and m-my suit's s-stim is broken."
what do you do?

Miranda pls.

butterface is thrash, jack is best

get out

absolutely best

Fuck her, then give her a douche with some disinfectant

The whole "quarians will die if they get a sniffle" is very overblown. After all, Tali survived being shot.

28th for Li-A-Ra!

Which one?

ME1, ME2, comic book Liara, or ME3 Liara? There are several

Very inconsistent character

(You)

This a Jack appreciation zone, nigga. Get used to it.

O' captain, my captain.

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b e s t s h e p

>ywn suck on dem tig ol' bitties

>Scoot finds vetra and sid's father in helius
>dad finds out vetra's getting APE'D
What would their dad do?

>sera your brother has been killed you are now the new pathfinder

So from what i understand the Initiative started all the way back during ME2. And it's quite obvious that The Benefactor is The Illusive Man. What I don't understand is what did Jien Garson do that made The Benefactor's insiders kill her?

I feel like this is going to be the plot for the next game.

>next game

Lmao did Andromeda really flopped that hard?

Yes, it's ded

You're given the job of writing up an asari/female quarian relationship. Go!

Well, I kinda did, once.

Obviously walk out on Vetra and Sid like the black turian father he is for the second time

>Asari and femquar walk into a bar
>They totally make out
>they then go to the asari's apartment and mind fuck

Apparently they are not even going to revisit Andromeda again. I am really curious as to what they are going to use next, since the fanbase still wants a sequel to the OT.

Well they say theyll begin talking about a new ME after da4 comes out, and since Andromeda is shit, I think it'll be set back in the milky way. Maybe a prequel or something.

how about a small story about a group of people working for a merc group
or you know not having the galaxy in despair

They were actually thinking of making a prequel at the start of ME"4" development, but nobody wanted that.

You can do that. If you can trust Bioware to write a character that isn't summed up by the term "Josh Whedon's reject bin"

>you know not having the galaxy in despair
FUCKING THIS!
I am so fucking tired of bioware making "looming apocalypse" games

>but nobody wanted that.
Really? I never heard anything about a prequel, damn that's exactly what I wanted.

>thicc femquar wants fat MT
>drunk asari lets herself be seduced
>they 've fallen in love by dawn

>Really? I never heard anything about a prequel, damn that's exactly what I wanted.
They were thinking first contact, so contact war is what they had in mind, which later turned to the meeting of the Angara in Andromeda, so that theme definitelly persisted. I don't think they'll want to do it again. I don't think the fanbase would want them to do it again. It was pretty shittily executed, to begin with.

>lube up my hands and help a krogan stuff his long, thick, mega-dick

Kinky, I like it.

Hopefully not a prequel, but we'll see.

Aw yis!

If they didn't fuck up the development and scrap everything halfway through this time, a sequel to Andromeda could theoretically be good

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Well, you can't fuck the gunplay up, because Frostbite was made to serve it very well, so you can be at least sure that it will be good on that part. Andromeda fell flat on everything else, though and look what that got us; a deplorable amount of bugs and memes. I thoroughly trust them to deliver said bugs and memes again next time.

My prediction is, at best, we'll get another streamlined corridor shooter next time.

It's a shame Bioware doesn't do hair very well.
Those LIPS!

I haven't even played Andromeda. I don't even know Dimitri.

>/dag/ is just that autist samefagging with 2 IPs for hours already
This is hilarious. Please promise me you will let /meg/ die before it comes that far

61st for ape dad and bird daughter.

NEW CHAPTER WHEN

fuck off dag

According to the game files, the Benefactor is a human woman in her 40s.

Come on.

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So The Illusive Woman?
Joking aside I just don't see how it can't be The Illusive Man. He was definitely loaded, heck he owns Cerberus. He's pro-human so it also makes sense that if Reaper's get to actually destroy Milky Way at least therr are humans in Andromeda. Furthermore, he's interested in the implications of SAM and the possibility of creating a higher human being which is basically his goal with Cerberus.

Kinda ded right now. Howabout a nice little game till the thread takes up speed again ?

1.Guard in front of Mordin's recruitment mission, on Omega.
2.Septimus Oraka
3.Saren Arterius
4.Nihlus Kryik
5.Lorik Qui'in, Noverian bro
6.Lilihierax, Noevrian mechanic
7. ? (Omega Bartender ?)
8.Executor Pallin
9.Garrus Vakarian
10. ?
11.Detective Chellick, C-Sec
12.Scanner guard on the Citadel, C-Sec
13. ?
14. Turian groundskeeper, funny bumbs enthusiast.
15. Citadel barman, Dark Star Lounge
16. Gavorn, man of tricks
17. Councilior Sparatus
18. Warden Kukrill, Purgatory ship
19. ?
20. ?

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Is Jack going to molest that little girl?

Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself

no.

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Post /evil/ decisions

Man, /meg/ is slow today. What gives?

>not being alien loving degenerate
>evil

Reasons to play ME:
1. Only fucking game where you can bang aliens
2. Only game where you can get into a relationship with aliens
3. ??????

Weekends are usually slow.

Some of the guns are cool.

True, but I still prefer bitches over pew pew.

Are YOU going for the $20 autograph, MEG?

top fucking kek

jeez, how pretentious would you have to be?

Absolutely villainous

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Who is this?

>not being an alien loving degenerate
user human/ayy relationships are the purest, one of these days you'll understand.

so i was thinking about mass effects for honor
>humanity looks at everything as demons that need to be purged
>asari look at it as peace through conquest
>turians see tribes that need to be subjugated
>batarians see us as slaves
don't know about everyother species?

Sara's VA.

Really? Ew.

So tired, but no cute, cuddly and warm waifu to go to bed with.

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Post fics that should be canon and have scenes in the game.

i didn't save any of the dimitri fics
but liams death and replacement with Dimitri should be canon
also turning his couch into a barrel fire

>Well, better late than never
Part 9: Draw me like one of your Asari girls

Left alone with the shy art student. Your mind rushed to find something to break the ice. When she made the first move.

"I...you were a great model..." she nervously said, darting her eyes away from you.

you thanked her for the compliment and returned with praising her artistic skills. A couple of uncomfortable seconds went by before Shela broke another layer of ice.

"Sh..Should we begin?" Shela asked.

"Uh, sure, where do you want me?"

"There's a couch in the next room, you can sketch me there?"

Shela took you by the hand and walked you to the end of the room. Tucked away in the corner of the room was a thin doorway you never noticed at first glance. The door led to another studio, only this one was half the size and only had one drawing station.

The room's walls were decorated with red cloth sheets, with a warm light shining behind them, bathing the room in a rouge haze.

Shela laid down on the couch, resting her head on her folded arms. Stretching out her slender, toned body as much as possible. The red light washing over the perfect curves of her hips.

Shela looked over at you and started to smile.

"I can see you like me like this."

You looked at her puzzled. Shela bit her lower lip and darted her eyes downwards, signalling playfully the object of her attention.

You had forgotten you were still naked and was now sporting a full erection.

Slightly embarrassed at this, you tried in vain to cover it up. Succeeding only in generating a laugh from the beautiful artist.

"It's Ok. I've been staring at it for over an hour, remember? Besides, I want a closer look later on." she teased.

Eager to make her statement true, you sat down at the station and readied yourself.

"Ready?" you asked her.

"Ready. Draw me like one of your Asari girls." Shela replied.

One fanfic for each character that's basically just a sex scene that would've played during the fade to black.