Dota 2 general - /d2g/

I have 1 weeks holiday before the end of the year and I figure I should take it during a tournament to watch.

What tournament should I select?

well what tournaments does your vacation line up with?

The one EE qualified for.

FAGGOT STOP FEEDING MID.

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BLOW YOUR MID.

HAHA THIS FUCKING NERD IS BEING PWNED.

you like being degraded like a slut.

Well your two options are really solve racism or lightly moderate chat

Kill all niggers, sandniggers and spics so it's not a problem anymore

I get to pick when to take the week off, so you get to choose which one I should line it up with

But if you do that what happens to team liquid?

Dota's are all maidens

REMINDER THAT OFFLANE ELDER TITAN WILL BE THE PREMIER OFFLANER NEXT PATCH

Ursa canonically has children.

this one
>Dec 1-3
>Major
>Pending
>$1,000,000
>1500
>Pending

Is the "Den Mother" supposed to be his wife? Did Ursa have incestual relations with his mother?

Wasn't there supposed to be an SFT/HR game now?

reminder that templar assassin is the best bondage slave

what is the gulag approved dusa build

reminder that you deserve to be happy

Fuck you I have work, I will not be able to farm MMR until later today.

aghs bloodstone refresher octarine blademail

Reminder that this idea is what's causing the downfall of modern society and is not true at all. Happiness is not a right and it's not something that you should take for granted - you gotta work for it.

Not linken's.

That's about it.

i don't mean everyone
just you

>buying refresher
>when using it costs you close to 1000 EHP

Rest is situational.

People still play this game?

who said i was gonna use it

Not playing Medusa because she's so bad right now, even though she's one of my favourite heroes somehow.

Battlefury is unironically good on medusa.
>damage
>mana regen
>increased damage to creeps

MoM>Blademail>Skadi>DMG(ideally MKB)

MoM Maelstom Skadi.

Facts:
2GD said Soe was crazy
Soe constantly gets dumped by people who are physically way below her league like Maelk and Durka
Soe has always been a tomboy
Soe cuts her hair off around 18 months ago
Soe makes at least 1 social media post per week for months if not years.
Soe takes a 3 week hiatus from social media and doesn't appear in any Overwatch tournaments for the 3 weeks prior to her birthday
Soe has an unspecified surgery during this time
Soe visits her family shortly after her birthday and surgery.

Conjecture: Soe got a sex change. The odds of her having a non-elective surgery so close to her birthday are about 1 in 10. If she had some practical issue like her knee was bothering her for a while she wouldn't choose to schedule the surgery so soon before her birthday. She wanted to symbolize her new life as a new person by having her sex change right before her 29th birthday.

>my last dusa game was 12 months ago
65% winrate rushing maelstrom dragon lance linkens mjollnir skadi

don't give in to the urge user, its the mmr succubus come to suck away your mmr gains

durka fucked soe? he fucked soe??

Remove the TriHard emote

lmao who hasnt fucked soe my nigga

my neighbour?

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how am I supposed to carry the game when I always have to solo lane against a lich +1?

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odds are he did

6.07 needs moar Necrophos.

>hes still here

>no Ciri hero

Why THE FUCK didn't Mouz shuffle?

Why does this surprise you?
She has daddy issues and in order to fill the void she wants attention from everyone which explains her 50 relationships in esports and all the vanity-selfies and ship-hopping for more exposure.

>Go up against Huskar mid
>Lane fine against him and don't feed myself to the flame damage
>He immediately starts snowballing off of my teammates who try to go in 1v1 against him
>Gets too farmed to deal with
>We lose

Swear to fuck when will people realize they can't 1v1 this guy unless they have something like Necrophos or Abaddon ult

Isnt the surgery for becoming a man super primitive and not comparable at all to Male-to-female?
Like, straight up not worth doing primitive?

How is it that 3k is such a shitty bracket? How can there be such a mix of somewhat decent mechanical skill and then others completely oblivious to how to play or who to pick?

post jojo refrences

3k is unironically the best bracket in dota. Everything higher is filled with people obsessed with the idea that they're good at dota (since it's all they have) and everything lower is filled with genuine retards.

>Everything higher is filled with people obsessed with the idea that they're good at dota
3k is full of ppl like this

Huskar needs to be behind, not just unfed. Heroes like Brew and Wind will absolutely wreck him throughout the game, especially in lane.
Your teammates should have known better as well, though.

>Australia will never be relevant in Dota 2

>everything lower is filled with genuine retards.
3ks are just 2ks but way saltier on average
Everyone below 6k is objectively bad, get over it

>mmr matters

LMAO

i WISH i could go back time when I was 2k and people just didn't buy wards

nowadays the shadowshaman sees that someone bought a tome, instabuys every single ward, and places them inside OUR base for the remainder of the game because someone "took his tome"

DotA, more like Defense of the Behavior Score

.t 4k mmr person who never talks in chat but had a few abandons when I had a period of shoddy internet connection which drops your BS by the equivalent of feeding down mid 20 games in a row and spamming nigger 20 games in a row

>who is kpii
>who is ana

atleast they are more relevant than whatever shit country you're from

>import chinks

My country won TI5

t. turkroach

>imported pakis

they played under the American Flag. Can't say the same about Australia

How do we fix him?

hard mode: no kick

We don't. Just accept the fact that there are some people put in this world to be average and to always lose to people who are good at the thing they do

Just give him the false impression that every match he plays is a pub
That might just stop him tilting

I really think aui could be a decent tard wrangler
1 - aui
2 - timado
3 - khezu
4 - w33
5 - synd
cancel can coach

kill him

>timado
>w33
>khezu
>aui
>synd
Explain how this is not objectively better?

>quit dota for years
>come back
>they turned my favorite hero into a baller
holy shit

this is too fun

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUTRUN MY GUN

>w33 has no passion for mid, why put him there?
>aui can help teach w33 on the pos4
who else is teamless & worth putting on?

THE MMR ASSASSIN STRIKES AGAIN!

You lose -25 at a time but those abandons burn your B-Score to the fucking ground.

when the fuck does memeleague start?

Battlefury is objectively the best item on medusa.
Damage, Regen and it makes you farm faster.

>3 abandons
enjoy your 9 peruvian games

>abandons
at least farm behavior score points you moron

one more month

Dude what if soul ring medusa lmao

FREE ehp

>ourguy is streaming an nobody said anything
?

o shit it's real

Urgh
How can you have any fun with this hero, he is so straightforward and braindead that i feel sleepy already
You cant lose with this hero unless you intentionally gimp yourself in bad lanes or you opponents are literally performing above average
And no AoE does nothing against a heart or satanic

I went for the Necrophos to deal with his Life Break + Armlet autism combo, but he was too farmed by the time we got to that point in the game. We had the right draft to beat him but none of us executed well enough.

reminder that 1 Abandon is the equivalent of feeding down mid 20 games in a row or going on a racially slur filled rant 20 games in a row

just a fantastic system Valve has designed here

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>Be Ember Spirit
>Huskar jumps on me
>MFW I'm warping to the base as he's coming

t. ragebaby

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i don't type in chat, i just had a period of shoddy internet connection and now am eternally stuck in a shadowpool of people who spam "nigger" all game and feed down mid if someone buys "their" tome,

no point in playing this game, glad it's dying.

Viable if going into bloodstone later.