/assg/ General

>billy basement camping rank 20s
You don't even deserve your legacy, gib!

Also I told you to use Whispers ree

Do I look like I can tell whats their rank before the game starts? So far I've had people on the same rank paired up.

Does whispers still give off that constant sillent shimmer?

>pick nurse
>just ignore all the retarded shit and hit them

How long do your running marks last for without the perk?

10 seconds
13 if the killer has predator
7 if you have lightweight

Where did you get this information because I'm pretty sure it's inaccurate

The sound effect? Yes, but the longer the play with Whispers the less you notice it.

Literally what the devs have stated
In that last 3 seconds though they're fairly faint but they are there up to 10

Butter Queen has graced me with her presence.

May all my food taste delicious.

>pumpkin tits
source?

>2 people hooked
>only 1 generator been completed by you
>people are just trying to spam unhook team mates
>Give up and try to find the hatch for the rest of the game
>Wait until team all dies
>Jump in
>Get flamed by shitty team at the end

Who else?

>luddles attention whoring again

Pumpkin tits means man boobs

>pso picture
fuck off metty

>Something happens in game the general is made for
>Post experience in said general
>Attention whoring! XD
Get over yourself, blog posting is about one of the only thing you can do in the general anymore

I dunno, feels like the game still holds some secrets. clipsDOTtwitchDOTtv/TacitShakingBeanLitty

>random commie
>dbd "world records"
what?

Unhook

Apparently, he managed to kill 1292 survivors in a row without a single escape. It's not about that though, the vid itself surprised me. Ever seen survivor bodyblock a chainsaw charge? I didn't.

>luddles daily life
>post screencaps complaining killers or teammates
>spam refresh for replies
>I HOPE SOMEONE NOTICES AND AGREES WITH ME XDDD
Just post your tits and get it over with

>see David get chased by MM
>turns out they're just farming
>David points at me crouching out of sight
>MM chases me and hardcamps me to death, David is on the other end doing gens
>spectate
>David is hanging out with MM again, finds Claudette with Bond and points at her

wow, people are shitty

You're really mad she removed you, aren't you?

Please don't respond to these kinds of posts, there is no point to it.

Not sure what your beef with me is buddy, but I'm not going to argue with you

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>Apparently, he managed to kill 1292 survivors in a row without a single escape
That's either a total bullshit title or total kills. Watched the stream for 1 match and he had 2 escapes in that one alone.

Claudettes must be purged.

I'll bite. Why butter queen?

Because Not_Queen is chunky.
Its not very clever, but women a catty.

Butterface or something

Watch more XD

>People in the general being dicks to one of the better players/contributors in the general.

Makes sense.

An old diacord name that I always thought was silly.

Don't get me wrong, I like her.
She's pushed for some great and mixh needed stuff.

I think she does her job well.

>some great and mixh needed stuff
Like what? Stopped watching streams months ago.

>sucking up to namefags

K Y S
Y
S

Does it?

yikes

Muh anonymity

It's an inside joke
We called her it one day and it kind of stuck

Its literally one jaded fuck who can't handle the fact that neither luddles or soap likes them so they feel the need to attack both of them at every chance.

>Tfw your friends that barely play the game want you to be the one who searches for a lobby in swf

>make it so the last 3 generators are within easy reach
>they spend 20 minutes sneaking around not getting shit done while I keep patrolling
>"what a gen camper"
are survivors clinically retarded?

Does the host's rank determine the killer's rank?

She was the main person pushing for both an actual ping detector and Wraith buffs.

I'm sure there is more, but thats what comes to mind right away.

You know i'm not really sure but it sure as fuck feels like it sometimes. If one of them searches we always get put with a lower ranked killer and just run meme builds. Normally if they get me to search we run into rank 5's or so. It might just be shitty luck.

I watched an Asian Doc player earlier patrol 3 gens with super range shocks, Unnerving + Distressing + Overcharge + Thanatophobia. He just injured them and kept patrolling trying to draw the game out as long as possible. The game ended when they gave up and let themselves be put on hooks.

Never let the last gens be too close. To be fair they didn't pressure the gens properly.

*Reports Chinaman for lag switching and holding the game hostage*

Claudette stealth needs a nerf, this is racist.

I played games like that, not with that specific build, but similiar, but it's just as boring for me, since people just give up and either go afk or just run at me.

What are you supposed to do though? Go AFK for 5 minutes then comes back when at least one gen is close enough to completion that they start taking risks?

I usually just fuck off to look for them on the other side of the map, so that I either find someone or they approach gens, because I get bored. I hate survivors that 3-gen themselves, and then go and hide in the basement to farm boldness points and hope that others die. I played Billy today and only one Bill was trying to do gens while the other two alive stayed in lockers near the hatch for so long they got anti-camp notifications. So I killed them and let Bill go.

>Farm boldness points
So THAT'S why I always find survivors in the basement. I don't know why this hadn't occurred to me. I legitimately forgot about the "Basement Time" thing

This is why I run Whispers whenever I can. Unfortunately I didn't have it yet (or anything) on my Nurse so I was forced into a drawn out game that ended with the classic hatch stairoff. God the devs really need to do something about this shit.
The faggot Claudette who got out basically because I couldn't be bothered to play the "die of old age" game somehow had the nerve to call it a good game too. If this is the kind of gameplay he finds enticing he should really consider another hobby, like watching paint dry.

Hey now, I can't speak for user, but this 'namefag' is gonna draw me some sweet ratface porn one day. Shes far more important to this general than you'll ever be.

I actually had a game where the killer never found me. I had done all the gens and my team wouldn't leave after the doors were open. I just sat down in the basement for like 3 minute before leaving just to make sure I pipped.

>and my team wouldn't leave after the doors were open
Did you report them at least?

It was before the new system. The killer got like sub 4000 points as well so I don't know what the fuck was happening while I was doing the gens.

But our only namefag is korbin.
Just because someone doesn't edit their name out of every screenshot and webm they make doesn't make them an "attention whoring namefag".

youtube.com/watch?v=-7mTnnqD5LA&feature=youtu.be&t=20m40s
>Wraith will be getting a new filter when he cloaks, makes the world paler, but makes scratch marks and blood neon orange and red, respectively; essentially making it all but impossible to hide from the Wraith after he hits you and cloaks
>Wraith will possibly move at double Bloodlust Level 2 speed when cloaked.
>Bell will remain fixed at 24 meters instead of infinite.
>All perks aimed at lowering bell radius will instead affect cloaking sound.
>Removing movement speed penalty on bell.
>With 'Monitor and Abuse', terror radius is the same as bell radius.
>Wraith can now damage generators and break pallets when cloaked

>slowpoke.png

It's a repost.

If you wanna see how bad the SWF situation is all you have to do is end up with 3 players in your lobby waiting for a fourth. It takes ages.

This is your girlfriend for tonight.

does she succ

No, she gives telekinetic handjobs.

[THICC Screeching Noises]

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

>decide to dodge every premade
>they're all premades
welp, time to find another game

I want a GF who plays nurse instead.

get good

Just message me on my dumblr.
If I'm going to draw this, then I might as well draw it properly, or it's going to be a shitty MS paint drawing of David crying on the ground and Huntress smoking a cigar.

Premades are easy to beat though.
You just patrol camp.
They'll always come for the save

you first

great idea, that'll not net me 4 reports for sure

>Believing camping is a bannable offense
>believing reports actually do anything in the first place.

If streamers SWF teams have the power to undo bans, it seems logical to assume they can ban someone too.

My premade is horrifyingly bad teenage girl who always ends up with sub 5k points, fag without any stealth instincts who only uses clutch perks and still misses his decisive strike every other time and his wannabestreamer friend who's almost as bad as the gurl. I take hatch at least half of the time.

boy do I have the solution for you

I'm the Meg

Not really but that's exactly what I would do

It's the month of horror!

Hopefully some cool stuff planned for the game(s).

Ruin + Unnerving Presence + Distressing? y/n

>whispers
>nurse call
>ruin/thanatophobia
what should I use as my fourth perk for the doctor?

Laurie best girl

>Someone quick switches to p3 meg with flashlight
>Lobby ping jumps to 500+
>Returned to main menu
Does your scumbaggery know no bounds? No one but fresh rank 20s are going to let you get away with that shit.

>haddonfield
>generator inside a house
>generator in the middle of the house
>generator inside the next house
>gg camper nooob
Funny thing the guy complaining got like 9k BP so I was wondering what the fuck was he doing the entire game.

>whispers on doctor
>thana on anyone

Also one of the only people to admit launch-Doctor was shit.
>Cote backpedaling about the Doctor being game breaking by saying "He broke the game in SOME respects."

>undo bans
was there such a case? the only case I heard of is some genius getting banned after holding the game hostage for an hour on a big twitcher's livestream, and that was when infinites were still in the game, do people really ever get banned if they pissed off a streamer with camping?

isn't whispers good just for knowing when to switch to shock mode?
Also what's so bad about anti-gen perks?

Nah, that's Meg.

>Huntress
Its gotta be hot sweaty ratface on nerd action though. I'll just snatch it off your tumblr before the mods find it.

To be honest though, I'd really like to see what you can accomplish when you're really trying your best. Even if it involves thicc russian lady.

Furrowbrow Bucktooth?
No, fuck you.

>isn't whispers good just for knowing when to switch to shock mode?
if you're not in a chase, switch in shock mode. you can also switch to shock while denying windowjumps or pallets, but that's besides the point. Shock mode is your default mode, switch to it when you start.