/ink/ - Splatoon General

Squid Goddess

There is nothing more arousing than Tia. The way she talks, the way she announciates her words, OMFG. I just want to take her head of hair and dominate her like no other.

We can end the lewdness. We just need to kill one man! Justice woomies, Vengeance woomies, Antifa woomies, Pastor woomies, UNITE!

AMERICAN SPLATFEST FUCKING WHEN

Roll amongst your fellow dualies! Join the Dualie Dudes today. Send me a screenshot of your squid A raw screenshot should suffice and your name to be one with the dodge rollers

this.

nice bbw image

still 4/5

N E V E R

You don't get to judge these threads moron. Only the king of /ink/ can. He is ruler and judge.

American Splatfest theme

>Getting shoot at school

Versus

>Getting shot at the movie theater

How about just no roleplaying? It's not like the straight or lesbian roleplaying is better.

>bbw
???

Use the gif

How much would you pay to have him executed

>Who killed Marie?

>eu splatfest
>getting run over by a truck vs. being evicted to make room for immigrant housing

bout tree fiddy

2 million coins

European Splatfest theme

>Getting mowed down by a giant truck

Versus

>Getting blown up while watching a movie

I feel the need to reiterate this
Do NOT reply to shitposters trying to start a thread-long argument again, HIDE and IGNORE their posts, deny them (You)s

I still say it's going to be a Halloween theme and they wanted to save the reveal for October. I don't know about Trick vs Treat though, it's kind of just a rehash of Naughty vs Nice.

Post queens

I'm trying to make a tier list of how viable the different abilities are. This poll is just for non-unique abilities, like ink saver. Vote for all abilities you think are viable, and I'll go from there.

strawpoll.me/14054000

>mfw i'll never part of that secret discord he is in

give me dick

wiki-kun wow

it was fun while it lasted /ink/.
look what your ebin ironic circlejerking has done, you fucking disgusting cretins.
the moments before you clicked "post" will be the last moments you think of before you pull the trigger.

*gives you dick*

Is this like an exorcisim as well? I can say a few words before he goes.

It's Veeky Forums. The day I take posting here remotely seriously or sperg over the integrity of the board is the day I take a long look at my life. It's a bad site, I'm here to fuck around without repercussion.

I just wanted people to play with ;_;

>biker spag as girl
There isn't very much different between boy and girl for my squid. Girl is cute, though. Still staying as a dude.

It's like im really in /mk8g/

but you already posted them?

You people seriously need to be fresh like I am.

Pastor Yebby, does your god smite the wicked? Please?

If you wanted that, you shouldn't have given so many to me.

Come lose in TW to get the dick.

Girl is really cute to be honest with you but yeah Biker Spaghetti is nice to have around

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400k

Nope, we kill him Bin Laden Style, just yet him into he ocean

>wake up at 4am
>/ink/ is in turmoil
Back to bed I guess, I'll be back for salmon run in 9.

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*yeet, why does a computer need autocorrect?

>Monthly shitfest starts
>Not even the second

>all he did was put on and let his hair down
That's kinda hot

Try this shit against baller in this game and you will get fucked every time with i-frames

I asked both him and squeezus and they both said that they were on break.
Even though I made him as a joke I'll do pastor yeb .

>Nobody voting for sub power up
Everyone has garbage taste

Heisenberg almost saved this general but sadly he failed..

Why would he save a general that has nothing wrong with it?

Don't worry. After I see what options got low votes, I'll ask around and get some actual opinions on their viability or not. I think that's important because it'll get some explanations about specifically why it's good or bad.

kier is fat

Is there anywhere to find all the exact colors of ink that are in Splatoon 2?

Someone tell me why Bumnuggler decided to end his life? What a sad story. Guess he finally got sick of his sad existance of cumming on inkling statues.

Is it okay if I keep thinking of you as a woomy?

oh shit are we doing what our woomies would look like as spaghettis?
shit give me like 5 minutes

Sub Power Up is nice but not for all Subs, only a few actually need it

You're right

Not too bad

I'm a dude, I'm staying like that. But go wild with it, I can't stop you. Might make for good art or whatever. Alternate universe bullshit or something, I don't know.

Yeah, I would have just posted the request again, but people were posting their genderswaps in this thread anyways
I'm saving all of them, so post 'em

I checked, she turns into a faggot.

a bit late but here you go
yeah I'm definitely staying as a woomy

im not fat

I'm not a charger main but help, I love the squiffer

If I block someone will that stop them from joining rooms through my friends?

So what’s the problem? Not like you’re using one of the million weapons /ink/ calls a crutch, not that that matters either. in b4 “crutchfer” or something similar

Why would you block me? Just tell me if you don't want me joining....don't do somethin so harsh...

Try out the regular Charger again, you'll like it much more

squicrutch

no
they just wont be able to randomly encounter you

>Ink Armor Crutchffer
>not a crutchy crutch
how
new

>tfw might keep my woomy as a yebby for awhile now

Doubt I'll cross over permanently but worth it for some shits and giggles.

Would atleast match my username

Looks about the same

No. It's too late for you now.

We can just remove the lewd within him just without killing him

is it possible, scientist?

>SZ Manta Maria
>everyone is clinging to the pole
>Looking like a stalemate so far
>See a Baller coming from up top
>team is too distracted, try to warn them
>can't
>back off and watch in horror as the baller descends from the heavens and kills my entire team
>we lose because my team had tunnel vision and rushed to the objective
I wish there was some kind of Danger! or Inkcoming! command.

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i think i dropped my joycons one too many times and thay theyre dying
no..!id rather die

can someone post a school woomy ref i need.. it

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good thing you have two sets of joycons

Here

Here you go senpai!

Why are the developers of Splatoon ageist? If I want to give my character developed boobs then I should be able to. This bigotry is just pathetic and sad.

Does that Calliefaggot still post here? If he doesn't, then I did my part. Also, how has /ink/ changed over the last few months?

that aint schooll woomy yo

I want to FUCK this woomy!

Flat is JUSTICE, you plebeian.