Dotards 2 of the gulag general d2g

Reminder

>Actually starting to think of rick now when i fap to pugna
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? Go spam your autistic bullshit somewhere else retard

>tfw you dont own a good computer to play dota

i hate league so much lads.

>all these redditors now like grant
kek

>''Pardon me good sir, can you be so kind to remain absolutely stationary for 2 whole seconds so I can lock you in my kinetic field?''

you first senpai

t.shitter

Is Bloodstone a honeypot item on Leshrac, and is Blink Dagger Tiny a guaranteed loss?

Convince me not to AFK jungle

>not glimpsing then in the wind up time throwing down your kinetic

>tfw you outcarry the enemy AM

1. yes
2. yes, if you have never played tiny or watched someone play tiny, in which case you should build echo into aghanims scepter

I want to be a cumdump cleaner. Take care of dozens cute girls, which treated like a living onaholes and toilets for hundreds of bull's, really drives me crazy. I will cook them delicious food, buy them whatever they want, clothes, shoes, jewelry. Pay special attention to pregnant girls, and take responsibility for children, of course. Gently cleanse their bodies covered with old sperm and urine... French kissing their terribly dirty mouths, lick their dirty feet and shoes, even if she is at work and serves someone's dirty cock and balls with her sweet mouth. And suck all cum and urine from their ravaged pussies and asses. They are goddeses to me and serve their interests - my meaning of life.

thanks for sharing user

im sorry user, have some l-lewd

he got butthurt no one remembered his "pickle rick OC" so now he is spamming it like never before.
kinda sad really.

>>>>>/hsg/>>>>

what's wrong user? reddit owns this place now

bad meme, dotards dont know any other boards besides /b/ /pol/ and /v/

checkmate faggot i browse /k/ and /bant/, and occasionally /mu/ and Veeky Forums

>this is a /hsg/ meme

It's aui's 25th birthday today, say something nice to him!

>like 15 internal server updates in last 30 hours
w-what if it'll be one of those rare reverse valve times cases

if dc decide to kick bulba for aui dc would qualify for LANs

I hope we don't see you tomorrow, kid

Forced 50 has come for me. I can feel it. Every second game we have someone who wants to offlane Invoker or play a hero they've got a 20% WR on.

yesterday i got friended on steam by a russian female

can she be a real female or just a random gay russian in search of attention/gifts?

What is the fuck is this op

...

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what if sunder swapped bodily fluids

>no esports until slavladder lan (oct 12th)
i am feeling withdrawal syndrome already

STOP FIRST PICKING VISAGE YOU STUPID FUCK OF COURSE I WILL PICK SF OR LYCAN TO COUNTERPICK YOUR SHIT

all cheese heroes belong to last pick user

There are two match, midorfeed vs kinguin in 4 hours and mouz vs effect in 7

Lads I have a feeling it's going to be them next year.

koreans lack the skills required to play games which require independent thought at a top level

>yfw agi carry with multiple diffusal blades

if that was soe walking into her fan club there wouldn't be chairs there would just be my face

Can't wait for the first EG.Grant cast when they hook him up with a new cam/mic.
I also hope he starts making some youtube content

wtf I hate grant now....

based

hehe me too fellow redditor!

twitter.com/DreamHackDota/status/914816491022843906

Memeleague is starting up tomorrow

Do you think she's bald and auschwitz looking now?

He gave up with the hair preserving treatment because enough still fell out she didn't think it was worth the pain on having an ice cold cap on her head every time she has chemo, but she's still be eating plenty apparently.

Yes.

YAAAAAAAAAAY

Mass shooter hero when? Sniper doesn't count because he shoots slowly.

i'm firstpicking pos 5 Visage and winning 75% of my games and solo'ing SFs twice my networth

>spamming
>only replies to loli pugna spam
>somehow worse than pugna spammers

i want to rub my balls on her bald head, bros.

>sheever goes to a LAN
>they have to stop the match because her bald head is reflecting light into the players eyes

Huh...I thought they were going to do China first in 5 days.
Holy shit I don't have to wait 10 days for dota

they better have dicks...

This is what she looked like a couple of weeks ago. Pretty good wig

>go solo offlane
>solo kill the hard carry twice and the support once during laning stage
>my other lanes are losing hard somehow
>lose
What do I need to do to win games?

she looks like she has actually gained weight wtf

push towers and cut lanes

Get lucky

Do not listen to whatever reddit and /d2g/ tells you about matchmaking

Go veno mid, max wards, go full caveman and push until the whole enemy team comes to kill you when you're trying to go mid high ground solo while all other lanes still have t1

>veno mid
>max wards
user do you not like getting free kills?

My biggest issue is fighting against Necro pickers. How many times can I abandon during picking stage before getting low priority? I want to avoid all Necro players.

stop responding to me with this gay shit my nig

suck my cock faggot

>Mk safelane pos1 with CM supp lose lane against a solo void
>Invoker offlane pos 3 lose lane against a solo necro
>You have a jungle LC
>There is a roaming ES that feeds the enemy team for not knowing how to use their skills

ayy

>actually using twitch emotes as reaction pic
the absolute state of redditors

>veno
>free kills
just tp out lol
can't tp out of losing towers

thats just mean you are good at microing.
i usually 2 shot razing visage birds and always ask for a gank to tilt him much more.
I dont panic after a visage casted me grave chill like other retards do

>OF COURSE I WILL PICK SF OR LYCAN TO COUNTERPICK YOUR SHIT
Lycan, sure, but SF only beats Visage if he's snowballing. Otherwise Visage will shrug off razes and kill him before he can even get ult off.

If you really want to ruin his day, pick Sniper

>mfw username xXBABYB00M53Xx
>mfw double kill
>mfw triple kill
>mfw multi kill
>mfw ultra kill
>mfw rampage
>mfw monster kill
>mfw UNSTOPPABLE
>mfw WICKED SICK
>mfw GODLIKE
>mfw I reach the 50 kill round limit faster than anyone else
>mfw chatting so much shit on the mic that some of the other players come round to my house and actually kill me

>predict my feeding meepo mid is Peruvian before looking at this account
>mfw 'new jersey'

How to escape 3k hell?

daily cardio to calm your mind

>implying mid has tp at level 2/3
kill him level 3
he tps back to lane
keep killing him
he won't be able to tp out
don't know why im spoon feeding a retard

what kind of fucking idiot can't micro visage birds, he doesn't even need control groups
>sneak birds around over trees
>head in from the side and slow before rushing birds in
>drop birds if tower hits them
>mid ganked

How to escape 5k hell?

you're doing god's work with these posts user, maybe do it with futa TA too, that shit needs to die aswell

spam necro

TP out in the laning phase? its worse than dying in some cases

>riding my bike has ruined my knees
this community center pool can't come fast enough

>level 2/3
You realize you can max wards by starting with a level in gale and passive, right? You don't start laning by spamming level 1 wards that die in one hit and feed free gold.

>this community center pool can't come fast enough
enjoy having feces seep into your pores

what if sunder swapped genders

D:

"DOTA RELATED" btw haHAA

CONJUWATION :3

>the current state of americans

haha yeah NA dota is pretty bad, that's what you're talking about right

reminder these faggot lurk on here for the sole purpose of stealing memes, pugna meme is dead