No matter how hard you squeeze a community of shitters you can't produce a non-shitter
Andrew Hall
fix crawling please
Jackson Baker
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Xavier Gomez
>your community
Please don't insult me by assuming I'm part of the VG community. I don't even play on this server anymore because of the absolutely awful community and admins
Josiah Reed
I want to equip poly on my hat/belt/suit/hand or pocket slot, have him sit on my shoulder(like a diona) and have him fly around and snatch objects off of people, drop them in my hands.
preferably with a threat ratio, like guns/weapons first etc.
Charles Walker
Journalist as an AI alt. title. Make supply borg double as space pods. Replace their emag stun baton with an autoborger. And maybe port the new clock cult?
Carter Baker
a detective/hos tool it lets you lock unto an earlier chat message and tells you how many tiles away the person who said it was
if you use it 3 times on the same message from different locations you could triangulate where the message was sent from with the help of a GPS
Cameron Torres
madness, after so long you become mad and gain nonsense antag objectives. gained from darkness, hunger, long periods of not interacting with any other players, and extreme hunger.
being able to hear random deadchat, hallucinations, having to draw runes all over, collect heads, or other body parts. just something to add FUN* to those long rounds of nothing.
Easton Allen
In one easy step, how to cause a biblical autism implosion that will reverberate throughout the shattered fragments of the former autist universe, rendering it uninhabitable for the next 2 months via sheer sperg fallout:
>1) Add a second beaker slot to Chemmasters, buffer only flushes when both beakers are removed
Eli Ramirez
Long rounds are only boring to you because you're a boring person
Is truth. Shitter players apply to be admins and become shitter admins who in turn create more shitter players because of stupid shit.
It's a never ending cycle of shit.
Levi Price
What the actual fuck was that video and why did I watch it all the way thru?
Jace Baker
To be fair, the admins who are the worst players actually do their job. They're also the ones who enable nepotism the most, but they're not the ones who *just* want status and never do their job.
How would crawling work exactly? Click to the tile next to you to drag yourself towards it, assuming you have working hands?
Yahar, this one be good
This would involve adding co-ordinates to each and every instance of somebody speaking. That'd get into some serious nonsense
I'd love to add something like this, but it doesn't fit in with how the game is currently.
Maybe in time, once the game's been warped further. Adding things like phobias that increase stress, like lygophobia (fear of the dark), necrophobia (fear of dead or dying persons), coulrophobia (fear of clowns) that send you into a downward spiral
why would you fit a second beaker?
Do you want your chem master to explode? Or do you want an upgrade to the chem-master that lets you make grenades?
because I'm up for adding that option
Ian Lewis
The ones who supposedly do their job, often will ban for silly reasons, while ignoring glaring ones.
Hudson Powell
Reminder that crawling is broken because pain is a fat bastard.
Nathaniel Lopez
>Wordlessly follow someone in the edge of their screen >Gas mask and grey jumpsuit >ID in pocket so I show up as unknown >They get paranoid and chimp out every time
Juan Martinez
Think of the possibilities. People putting dex+ into the second beaker and splicing a tiny bit of dex+ into every pill they make. People coming up with super-efficient autistmix recipes that would normally require a bluespace beaker, done with 2 large beakers and the chemmaster mixing instead. Or just people coming up with high-efficiency roundstart meta-chemming by making all their antitox in one go and dispensing it via secondary beaker when the recipes call for it or something.
Charles Carter
>That'd get into some serious nonsense Dump it in the logs and use grep?
Asher Jenkins
>Be suspicious >surprised when someone considers you suspicious
Ayden Martin
You can do this in real life for big laughs, I get taken down to the station every weekend for following people around in a gas mask
LOCK ME UP
John James
Sorry, couldn't think of the words at the time.
Currently, chat's just printed as a string, but to add co-ordinates onto it would be to datum each and every instance of talking, and have them persist so a detective can pinpoint them.
That would chug the game to a halt very quickly thanks to butt-bots and the like upping the instance count for every time something talks.
Jason Myers
>How would crawling work exactly? you can move when you have no legs, but just really slowly
Jaxon Scott
nth for pomf is a furry degenerate that makes people wear collars
Hudson Bailey
I have a dream that makes me hard. Imagine how comf and aesthetic this game could be if... If all the complicated machines, like the xenobotany machines and the chemmaster, had retro graphical UIs. And every button press played CLACKCLACKCLACK sounds. And you could hear the moving parts inside the machine as it works. How I wish this game embraced the faux-retro more.
Christopher Garcia
getting buttbots and assemblies was one of the main reason I came up with the idea
oh well
Hunter James
Only like 2 people are willing to even use the NanoUI templates, imagine trying do THAT
However if you make a clackclackclack sound I'll add it to the lysis-isolation centrifuge and bioballistic delivery system
Nathan Mitchell
I'm not super familiar with the chat. Can't you just print the cords into the logs and fetch the cords with grep? Doesn't seem that expensive. Grep is fast.
Chase Morgan
Just add a masterlist of buttbots and let the robotics console display their coordinates.
Daniel Howard
some kind of scanner to find vaults in space.
Connor Garcia
I thought vaults spawnd in set locations?
Grayson Nelson
they arent hard to find though. Just toss out some GPS's
Chase Nguyen
as far as i know the derelict and stuff like dj do
Adam White
Serb?
David Fisher
rip
Michael Nelson
RIP in piss serb
1488-2017
James Ross
I thought that shit was fixed
Wyatt Campbell
o shit did i do it? fuck sorry blast.
Easton Torres
me too
John Nguyen
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Zachary Richardson
multiborers were a mistake
Isaiah Bailey
not nearly enough brown corpses piled around the burger.
3/10 this is how leafs see us.
Jacob Evans
Those aren't vaults.
Parker Baker
What was the last thing you hooked before the crash? Maybe it has something to do with the plasticflaps or something?
Robert Morgan
I think he tried to hit the wall to pull through (which has worked fine before). Maybe the air alarm?
Parker Nguyen
i think i hit the energy gun, either that or the air alarm.
Liam Myers
Leafs went c r a z y every time they went to war.
Lucas Morales
The bullet?
Nathan Russell
yfw bwoink
Nathan Rodriguez
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Ryder Bailey
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Carter Phillips
>not setting the default windows error message to a bwoink
Elijah Cooper
Leafs went butt every butt they butt to butt.
Isaiah Robinson
>Butt setting the butt butt error butt to a butt
Aaron Perez
port the actual buttbot algorithm. the original uses a hyphenator to replace syllables, our implementation is naive and just replaces whole words
it's a lot more fun because you would get words like "robutticist" "buttcomm" or "hydrobuttics"
Caleb Gomez
Unable to reproduce using a normal hookshot. Also tried latching onto the wall, the floor under the gun, and the air alarm.
Oliver Barnes
ban request on deklarva when
Jordan Rivera
did you try the plaque? they are weird IIRC
Ethan Watson
Perhaps the gun was picked up as the hookshot was travelling to the item?
Jonathan Watson
is the borer hookshot the same as a regular one? all i really remember is kind of spam clicking in the area of the air alarm. try the monitor behind you as well I recall trying to see if I could shoot out and was trying to move the body around.
Ethan Lewis
Tried the monitor and plaque, no change.
Julian Hill
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Julian Johnson
Was that my (KEK) borer who crashed serb? God bless you.
Henry Lee
it was fun while it lasted. did you like stand up right as I shot the hook? maybe that fucked with the flaps
Sebastian Watson
And tested as actual borer with fleshshot. No reproduction of this issue.
Grayson Gonzalez
Plasmaman transformation when
Charles Long
Quick question: What do I do if my lawset tells me to 'bee myself'?
Get your ass to cargo and buy as many beekeeping crates as possible
Adam Flores
I can't go to cargo right now, I'm the AI.
Jack Williams
Fill your core with bees, communicate through dance, acquire honey.
Mason Hernandez
You are simultaneously both your AI eye and your core, as you look you are there
Eli Baker
How hard would it be to convince everybody that new people on the med team should learn proper surgery by practicing on live Clowns?
Adrian Clark
If we didn't have only one clown per round and made them an infinite resource - and you taught genetics by cloning the clown that you killed - then it'd be pretty easy.
Clown is a punishment job, after all.
Bentley Phillips
>Clown is a punishment job, after all
I dont believe you
Michael Gutierrez
It's a burden to improve morale on the station.
Gavin Mitchell
Assistants, not clowns. Clowns are a rare and valuable commodity, wheras assistants are a plague.
Jackson Cruz
People would just stop being assistants then.
Carson Rogers
What if we had a compromise and had some NPC clowns in surgery for 'spare parts' and 'practice'.
Greytiders are important for the station's ecosystem. They provide food for vampires, changelings, and mice who learn how to butcher corpses.
Justin Cook
I still love you nexis
Caleb Harris
oops.
Jason Campbell
Fucking finally. I've been saying this for months.
Parker Thomas
BUTT BOT ADVANCED PINPOINTER MAKE A GLOBAL LIST LIST LARGE ARTIFACTS AND REPURPOSE THE ALDEN-SARASPOVA SCANNER CODE
THEY LITERALLY CANNOT BE MUTED AND THEY CANNOT BE FOUND IN ONE SINGLE TILE OF 3 512X512 MAPS.
Christian Campbell
There's only a set number of vaults that spawn per z-level in specific regions of the map only. Learn to find global offsets and follow a search grid and you'll clear them all every shift
Christian Barnes
This. Assistants are the most important part of a station's success
Austin Russell
>watermark
Jaxon Campbell
so we're in agreement that he's the best sec player, right?
Dylan Lopez
I knew borgs could resist, but mice can butcher?
Bentley Stewart
Mice can butcher in order to feed on human meat, yes.
Asher Brown
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Zachary Stewart
Perma'd for spreading a plasmafire sadly
Yup
Bentley Campbell
>Perma'd for spreading a plasmafire sadly Oh shit, I remember that.