Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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DISGUSTING GNOME 3RD PLACE

lego runes that let you get 10,000 hp diablos

shes using taunt on my dick if you know what i mean

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y didn't she just hearth

Deathwing when?
Fenix when?
Diablo 2 druid when?

>they don't respect their players
>but they didn't implement this system because their players said it was a bad idea and they listened

>Deathwing

2big

one things for sure, it has nothing to do with jewish ownership and leadership goy

Is the only way to get skins now is through loot crates?

You can't buy them directly anymore?

You can craft them if you have enough doritos

correct, but you CAN spend realmoney on the standard f2p a retarded secondary currency designed to make stupid people spend more because it doesnt feel like real money (aka Gems)
and you can spend gems to buy skins that are on the week's "featured sale" list

you can also buy gems with the doritos you get from opening crates
blizzard hopes you are enough of a gambling addict retard to spend hundreds of dollars on crates hoping to get lots of triangles or the skins you want, but you shouldn't because crates suck

sorry *you can also buy SKINS with doritos

loot crates
shards from duplicates
or periodically when the hero/tint is "featured" aka on sale like cassia/zeratul currently are, along with the meme abathur skin

basically they realized there's more money (apparently) to be made preying off hopeless gambling addicts so it is what it is

But diablo doesnt have a

how the fuck are you supposed to hit apocalypse

PUFFY

We get it bro, you play Dota 2

The game that strangled Half-Life 3 in the crib

would fill her womb

i hope we get some lewd halloween skins

>Auriel aegis'd me while I was about to finish the enemy core
>Die
>Lose
>Demoted
I am so fucking angry right now, I actually want to hit this person in the god damn face. How do I stop being so mad

Was TAZDINGO by the way so it really fucking hurt

What a god damned idiot

Harness your anger to develop psychic powers.

>sylvanas and kerrigan duo on haunted mines
>keep running off alone and fucking dying
>do this 14 times total across game until we lose

how do these motherfuckers even breathe

probably br niggers

>watching someone go 0-10 in a ten minute game
fucking how

that korean youtube guy was just in my game and obliterated us

thanks reddit

>tfw 1% quintkill under TAZDINGO

help

no

thats what you get for picking commies and weebs

post you're waifu of the storm

I almost won the whole game under it but fucking Auriel wouldn't let me.

More satisfying to throw out a super low health arcanite axes-buffed guillotine and 100 to 0 squishy mages though

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I really need that prime evil skin

why the fuck tints are the full cost of the original skin? i dont wanna get the ugly ass green one from crates

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no worries its just forced 25%

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>tfw forced 80 and in way over my head
gonna kick in any game now I can feel it

Zarya above all.

I had a butcher do that a few days ago.

why would you pick the manliest looking woman in the entire game

I think you're forgetting about someone

Zarya is cute and strong and will remove the robot people!

That's the most believable thing I've heard. I called the Butcher win rate drop and no one believed me.

sonya is at least pretty, zarya is just sjw ugly lesbian tier

>tfw winning against a much better team that murdered us all game because they throw exactly once
is there a better feeling

>Death Knight is the only good Sonya skin because it hides her manface
>Elite Agent is the only good Nova skin because it hides her potatoface
JUST

>redhead,good looking body,amazonian

only her voice is a issue,otherwise she is gorgeous

Zarya is LEWD

what issue of jojo is this from

Her voice is her best part, you damned fool.

This one

orangekissess.tumblr.com/tagged/zarya

is illidan bad or did he just get eclipsed by genjo or something

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>no greymane skins
>no gul'dan skins
>no rehgar skins
PAH

He's fine in pro play, people still pick him as a global stun and splitpush hero

He's less scrappy than he used to be due to abundance of CC creep in the game, so him jumping in at the wrong time means death. Genji is less liability in a teamfight as you can just kind of let him go and kill everyone where as Illidan needs a whole team built just for him to do the same.

J U S T

looks like a sodomite

>knows what a sodomite looks like
how old are you

what is diamond in this game exactly
like top 30% or something

My shrine to autism is now complete

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i read somewhere that all hots mages are sluts, confirm/deny

>shrine
That's a damn prescription for autism pills.

I think they changed something since season 1 but I don't remember what

but holy shit you can be in the bottom 50% of players and still be "gold", what a shitty rank naming system

>Get a kill with malthael last rites

Cul-De-Sac Lost Vikings skin when?

wonder what the distribution is there days
don't really see people below plat

>taking last rites
ahhh why

i just seem to do more with it,if i get the aoe mark i tend to dive 1v3-4 and get bursted down

>You could be in the 69th percentile and still be gold
>People make fun of me for being Gold 1
fuk u

Nice I just reached 50 with her the other day

Favorite build?

Graduating range + first strike is fun when you can pull it off

Cheesing orbital on towers is fun too, but I try not to do it too much

Personally I think he's just too squishy for most enemy teamcomps for him to spooky boogy into.

If you can consistently delete at least one person from the fight, they'll actually avoid fighting you instead of just cc'ing you and blowing you up instantly. I feel like if you are capable of winning a game without Last Rites, you probably would've won anyway.

69th percentile isn't impressive when 80% of videogame players are literal retards

[british accent] oi.......i will force you to become someone who has the potential to be a person whose objective will be to be someone who will cause you to be someone who must die

which hero am i

>tfw still haven't seen somebody else use a mastery emote

My goto is usually graduating+orbital I have never picked napalm strike.

how would you set up an invasion/horde mode?

>people grinding falstad in any mode right now

imagine caring that much about winning

not a horrible idea, especially if you're already familiar with him
I'm just avoiding ranked until it's hopefully fixed tomorrow

pardon

a PVE type mode

I'm mostly talking about the ones I see in QM.

Like, I don't mean some guy who accidentally came across him bugged. I mean a 3 man queue with a pocket healer, full on tryharding.

I would probably have only one or two lanes. going one way (your core). minion spawn rates are doubled and the invasion minions are re-spawned after they are cleared, the invasion minion size is doubled every 2 min. Game ends when your core is overwhelmed.

oh yeah that's pretty yikes

might be cool
I've actually been hoping for more little pve things similar to the veteran tutorial they added a while ago

Ana is such fucking overshit cancer my god

>someone complains the hero sucks
>when they miss half her shots
It's just like her Overwatch release.

overwatch ruined this game

>no zul'jin, tyrcus, hammer or jimmy buffs
>no valla or greymane nerfs
hm