/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

And you covered the nicknames to hide your angry chicken rank?

>quest mage at rank 20
i thought this rank was for new players

this is a rank for bots to grind gold and portraits
Which reminds me to launch my bot with Midrange Hunter

It's the 3rd my dude, it's gonna take a while until rank 20 becomes shit

TROGGS RULE

Didn't rank 5 turn into rank 17? Did all those people lose ranks so fast?

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give me the wackiest win condition you can think of

I'll play all day trying to win that way.

Stampeding Kodo OTK

It's not that wacky but I have fun with spare part beardo dk uther.

Fatigue warrior with the card that puts a mine into the opponent deck with brann when the opponent has 0 cards in his deck taking 20 damage in his turn and dying to fatigue if he survived it

Quest Paladin

hit face with beasts

>singleton deck
>the card(s) you built your deck around are in the bottom quarter
Sangan when?

how much is 8 by 3?

What's a good, fast deck for winning games, like Pirate Warrior used to?

I legitimately suck with Aggro Shaman and Shadowraper Anduin and I don't know why. :( Maybe I should stick to Druid.

Tempo Rogue. Midrange Hunter. Token Shaman.

I have 3k dust plus a golden Nu Hemmet and I don't really know what to craft. I'm tempted by fatigue warrior but I need 2x dmh, 2x bring it on and garrosh which is a lot of my dust.
Is there anything else that's really good to craft?

Make a C'thun player concede by killing his C'thun with Blackguard+Reno combo.

2.66 repeating

How do you want to OTK with Stampeding Kodo? What do you kill with it to kill your opponent?
Treachery Majordomo into damage from hand or Treachery Apothecary into summoning minions for your opponent
Otherwise treachery Hydra into dealing single points of damage to it

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>2017
>giving infinitely many significant digits when unnecessary

Dmh warrior is not good to craft unless you like low winrates and griefing people fedora style.

>get burned out on hearthstone bullshit
>go to walmart
>pick up mtn dew and doritos
>box catches my eye at checkout
>its mtg
>buy a pack for whatever reason
>it contains nothing but pirates and merlocks
h-haha

>singleton deck
>ever

Get the fuck out of here

My fave deck for a long time was CW when TGT came out with Justicar, so yeah I do like the turtle style of play.

Rate and hate.

Aggro Shaman is actually probably the hardest aggro deck to play that there has been, there is a lot more planning involved than usual and most people often miss damage here and there. It's a deck that you need to practice to become good at

Same with Reno Priest although I despise that deck like none other ever before, it's like combolock if they never had to draw their combo or even play damage cards at all, they can just play 30 removal and draw cards plus the 4 retards and just win

Could look into N'Zoth warrior.

It runs one dmh to shuffle n'zoth and direhorns on top of whatever removal and draw you want.

If you like this kind of gameplay then go for it. I don't know if n'zoth or fatigue is better because nobody plays it much on ladder because the archetype is bad right now.

I just need to craft Pyros or Tirion to complete my collection for Pally or the Mage. Does Frost Lich Jaina actually accomplish anything? Haven't used it yet, but I wanted to maybe craft Pyros and play it right...
Thoughts Senpai Anons?

5-0 so far what do you reckon, 12 wins?

You don't even need Pyros for Jaina decks.

Tirion will forever be better than Pyros

Ill have you know im actually rank 18!
You probably feel really stupid now, dont you!

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I want to be a cumdump cleaner. Take care of dozens cute girls, which treated like a living onaholes and toilets for hundreds of bull's, really drives me crazy. I will cook them delicious food, buy them whatever they want, clothes, shoes, jewelry. Pay special attention to pregnant girls, and take responsibility for children, of course. Gently cleanse their bodies covered with old sperm and urine... French kissing their terribly dirty mouths, lick their dirty feet and shoes, even if she is at work and serves someone's dirty cock and balls with her sweet mouth. And suck all cum and urine from their ravaged pussies and asses. They are goddeses to me and serve their interests - my meaning of life.

wat do

Hai. Tirion it is.

kazakus is the best because you can make a singleton arena deck that will be decent
valanar is mediocre even if it goes off
prince sometimes goes off in arena, I've had a deck that went 12, but definitely not with mage because there's so many good 2-mana cards for mage you don't want to skip on them, and it has anti-synergy with your spells

it's what I was thinking, thanks
better than the time i got all 3 princes at once, at least

>cleric
>river crocolisk x2 with bonuses
>stonehill defender
>fire plume phoenix
>dragonfire potion
>bonemare
>obsidian statue
I would be offended if you didn't get 12 wins.

>river crocolisk
>worth mentioning
pick one

Could you post that kind of deck?

>turn 1
>Coin
>Counterfeit Coin
>Prep
>Eviscerate
>10/10 Van Queef
ok

Any 2 mana 2/3 minion is a River Crocolisk with benefits.

>premium statted 2 drop in arena for the class that has the least of them

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### n'zoth control
# Class: Warrior
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Mammoth
#
# 2x (2) Armorsmith
# 2x (2) Battle Rage
# 1x (2) Dead Man's Hand
# 2x (2) Execute
# 2x (2) Slam
# 2x (2) Sleep with the Fishes
# 2x (3) Acolyte of Pain
# 2x (3) Fiery War Axe
# 2x (3) Mountainfire Armor
# 2x (3) Ravaging Ghoul
# 1x (3) Shield Block
# 2x (4) Blood Razor
# 1x (5) Alley Armorsmith
# 2x (5) Brawl
# 2x (5) Direhorn Hatchling
# 1x (6) Cairne Bloodhoof
# 1x (8) Scourgelord Garrosh
# 1x (10) N'Zoth, the Corruptor
#
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#
# To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

This game is aids, name one fun deck

tempo rogue is fun :^)

Double DK Demonlock

gg i was the priest :)

twitch is the only reason hearthstone is fun

whats the best keleseth rogue counter deck?
i want to stay and rank5 and concede until i find one of these
already have a good priest with 2 golakkas and lots of removal for this

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tempo rogue with golakkas, elementals, and no prince
raza priest seems pretty good but needs to race
big priest if it high rolls two or three times just shuts rogue down

Nigga I've been waiting since classic for Pirate Rogue to be a good deck

Any warlock, Token Shaman, Deathrattle/Egg Hunter (finally a real viable deck in wild), and other stuff is pretty decent right now

Do I continue grinding or stop for today?

> Rogue kills Stonehill'd Tirion
> Redemption AND getaway Kodo activate for two more Tirions
> Draw Tirion next turn

Frozen Throne made everyone forget how much bullshit Control Paladin is and I love it

That means the expansion will release mid or late December. RIP.

big druid
big priest
big mage
big shaman
big paladin
big warrior
big hunter
big warlock
big rogue

unironically Pirate Warrior, it beats up on the other Keleseth decks

>wild
might as well stop breathing while you're at it

Don't tell me what to do fag you ain't my dad.

pirate warrior after the nerfs?
i guess i could try it with 2 golakkas what else should i put in there to counter

is there a better feeling than using steed on a skelemancer?

6-3 lad haha kill me

evolving into 3 devilsaurs for lethal

What's wrong with wild? I like seeing more than 3 decks in total.

>he hates having actual fun

silencing a steeded skelemancer

I think the game is mocking me

>completionist
>feel like I have no reason to play a hero after 500 wins because I already got the golden borders and there's nothing left to achieve
>game gets cheaper and cheaper as time goes on because I stop playing more heroes and don't have to care about getting new cards for them
>only playing Priest and Druid anymore and they're both 370+ wins in
>I will probably stop Hearthstone by the end of the year because Blizzard is never EVER going to add more end-game content
Feels good.

you play Keleseth like everyone else

does keleseth pirate warrior work or is it a meme?
is it better than pre nerf axe?
i dont see it working without bloodsails and heroic strikes

>token shaman playing 4 mana hex and volcano

Thanks for not lusting me in the face you fucking shitter.

It's obviously not better but it's alright, this guy hit rank 1 with this list

Has anyone tried running Drakkari Enchantress in token evolve shaman?

Isn't token Paladin really shit right now?

>token paladin
nigga thats secret pally

>playing the most braindead deck in the game is fun

I like wild sometimes but c'mon dude, seriously?

What does muster of courage summon?

It summons lots of T _ _ E _ S

>muster of courage
holyfuck i hope this is bait

>Muster for Courage

look at this and realize how retarded you are being, Token Paladin exists and is not that deck (but is also better than his deck)

>"Niggers are better off dead!"
How did Blizzard get away with this entry voice line?

how come there are no black guy cards /hsg/?

Mike "White Power" Donais is at it again.

I mean they got with nigga you gotta be kidding me back in classic

Hi newfriend, please don't forget to keep certain board behaviour in that board,.