/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Romance Edition

Previous thread of cracked PUK: Pastebin for newcomers: pastebin.com/Gq3pxGqc
Musou Stars OST: pastebin.com/eB09X6D4
Recommended Reading: pastebin.com/eJ4kNhSE
Cao Cao 2014: pastebin.com/UHcpuWM6
Three Kingdoms 2010: pastebin.com/yTcAccLy

Dynasty Warriors 9 Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=BlE4tQl-8is
Dynasty Warriors 9 trailer 2:
youtube.com/watch?v=as1iB6SQJLM
Good Zhang Liao's gameplay clip:
youtube.com/watch?v=RyL4t8ozrKk
Good Cao Pi's gameplay clip:
youtube.com/watch?v=NvDpE675cfU
FEW's TGS trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=QxkzW1qNiRI

Bulletin:
-KT confirmed a shit
-Zhou Cang, Cheng Pu, Man Chong, Xu Sheng, Xun You and Cao Xiu are newcomers.
-Some characters have a mix of pre-DW6 designs with DW8 aesthetics.
-Aside from the usual costume, informal clothes are confirmed to be in
-DW9 will be open world. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-He has no claws, he has no grace, this change is a fucking disgrace
-They took Sun Ce's fucking tonfas
-They took the fucking flute
-Guo Jia no longer knows how to play billard
-It was only supposed to be a joke
-Sanadamaru is out, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Warriors All-Stars out now and it's shit. SHIIIIT.
-Eugene is confirmed to be semi-clone of Mr Beautiful Beard
-Reminder that Jiang Wei got to keep his weapon, while your favorite character is now a clone

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I am hear to kidnap your cute girls

I want to hug Diao Chan!
I want to MARRY Diao Chan!

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Also here's a fun trick for a fun time:
Go to Hanzhong ruled by Zhang Lu in a few years, and host a banquet with some decent-quality alcohol. Very cool!

This is getting complicated, I'm fine with the money-farming, and sort of gaming the system to snatch officers away, but it's getting somewhat tedious

The whole family life thing is comfy but I accidentally married a rando third wife so that's the end of that

I'm literally just hoarding specialties now, weeping and praying. Got Lu Xun on my side doubling dozens of dollars

My scroll wheel is broken but pg.up and pg.down doesn't do anything for zooming in for battles.


And is there still no event for the whole Cao Cao vs Ma Teng fiasco?

I'm appalled. Nobody can have such shit taste.

Cute kissable thighs!

Obligatory reminder that Lingqi was Zhang Liao's pupil and now she's just a clone.

>When Lingqi is introduced to the story Zhang Liao is asked to watch over her
>Twin Axes switch buff makes attacks create tornadoes, Cross Pike C5 creates a tornado
>Zhang Liao and Lu Lingqi both self-buff with an EX move
>Zhang Liao follows up with an aggressive charging attack with his C1 EX, Lu Lingqi follows up with an aggressive charging attack with her Shadow Sprint
>Twin Axe C3 is a penetrating wave, Lu Lingqi C2 EX is a penetrating wave
>Lu Lingqi apparently became combat-ready without her father's knowledge, seeing as he didn't even want her to fight
>both weapons cut to the right side on horseback and strike both sides at once on charge
>both weapons have a spinning combo finisher
>Lingqi has 3* compatibility with whirlwind, which includes twin axes

Why did they have to take away her weapon? It's just not right. Why, Koei? Why?

I know, Lingqifags are awful.

They could've at least made her a Zhang Liao clone.

"Pupil"
Sure. She definetly didnt want the Wenyan cock. ;)

They most likely intentionally avoid cloning within the same faction, even though thematically and realistically it would make the most sense.

aaaaaggghhhhh

liu bei... save me...

Is that officer pack from the Steam forums good enough to use? Preferably for the specific purpose of increasing the number of officers for lesser factions. It's pretty shitty that the three kingdoms have like 30 officers per city while Kong Rong has 3 cities with like 4 guys total.

It's good enough, and it's free so I don't see any reason not to grab it

Which officer pack?

>They most likely intentionally avoid cloning within the same faction
Shooting spears got its meme status here when Guo Huai was revealed with the same weapon as Jia Chong.
Then we got both Zhang He and Xun Yu with the throwing knives, plus Zhou Yu and Zhu Ran with the staff.
I think it just might be they didn't think Twin Axes are a good weapon for Lingqi.

In that case you're probably right. I think I probably would have preferred axes though.

Is it literally possible to win as Shu vs Cao Rui? I feel Zhuge Liang's frustrations as that fucking idiot boy keeps Zhao Yun as his military advisor and keeps having useless councils and promoting strong domestics

Attacking into the Central Plains is actually the most frustrating shit. Even once you get a foothold it still takes forever.

>fighting against heavens mandate
lmaoing @ ur life

This man comes up to you and says, "hey man wanna destroy the Sanada?"

what do you do?

YUR SKIRR AGENST ONI IS IMPRESSIV

leak this week?

Thursday possibly.

hottest leaks here fresh off the press from my buddy in Korea

One job.

Time to painstakingly make custom events

>follow Wei Yan's suggestion to rush Changan
>arrive at Changan
>some duel with Wei Yan and pesky officer
>officer killed, friendship with Wei Yan, Shu now owns everything west of Changan

Are there events for Jiang Wei, the one guy that BTFOed Zhuge literally me with like 1,000 troops, or his death?

Please rethink your words carefully


What sort of other custom events have people made? Maybe we can set up a mega or whatever.

I intended to do some generic custom events, but the editor was so limited that I gave up after making 2 crappy ones

I'm still in shock about DW9. Now I literally have nothing to look forward to. It was already going to be a wait until 2018 but now it will probably be 2019 or later until they release a competent musou that isn't Nintendo or anime shit.

I'll tell him I'll do it if he lets me play with his pussy.

Is 13 with the PUK as good as ROTKX PUK?
I enjoyed the latter way too much even with a horribly incomplete translation, shame I can't make it work on my new computer

My land, my beautiful land!

I remember when a Korean website leaked Oda Nobunaga's inclusion in sengoku basara 3

No, it's still pretty enjoyable though.

muh red hare
muh trident halberd

Nothing beats ROTKX. Other than aging like shit, anyway.

>finally reach the point in SoS where Yukimura becomes an adult
>he gains new power attacks for each of his c-strings

Damn, I wish every character got this treatment.

It was a Yukimura-centric game coinciding with the 400th anniversary of the battle that made him famous and a big tv drama about him airing in Japan at the same time after all. On top of the guy being SW's mascot character.

Yes, I'm well aware of all that, I just like imaging what it would be like if everyone got the same treatment.
Seeing every character get one extra power attack in SW2XL was already cool enough.

Classic Ma Chao. But glad they added the event.

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Well here:
>No, I do not believe you! ...... You are planning to betray me to Han Sui! Uncle (Han Sui), I won't let that happen!
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everyone got an extra charge attack in 4

RoTKXIII I presume?

Yes. I'm conflicted between trying to enjoy a comfy game and trying to see the new historical events by doing my best to affect nothing

A lot of spelling mistakes, but it's an interesting game

>you have to ignore people at the start of the debate to win
sasuga kongmeme

Yeah, I really like all the ambition and potential of the RoTK series, but, they never QUITE get it right.

Also I tried doing nothing to see historical events. Would not recommend. Without my interference, Cao Cao got devoured quickly by Yuan Shao, and then I lost history as it is.

I presumed that the events would more or less railroad you to an extent, I wasn't in Wei and Cao Cao got up to the burning supplies thanks to Xu You event

It also sucks that the game provides you with an event log/checklist, but no way to actually get to see the events ever again.

But why is this game so frustrating
>try and play Zhuge Liang in late Shu
>conquer up to Changan and mediate a ceasefire as Wei crawls towards Changan and Hanzhong
>try to build up my forces whereas Liu Shan sends like 20k to take the empty cities up north
>at this point Wei is BTFOing Wu
>annulling whichever agreement and trying to take their cities with 200k troops results in months of nothing
>actually get depressed and have to sit outside

What happens to you're body when you smoke even ONE virtue stick

Or maybe it should be the other way around

How can Koei effectively implement lootboxes into their games?

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>Win weapon deadlock
>Enemy just Musous you to death

Here's another one.

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Great soundtrack for the cutest being to ever grace a musou game.

Even if we get Dong Bai she'll just have rape doujinshi like everyone else instead of tender loving and/or lolidom.

aaagggghhh....

Cao Cao WHAT THE FUCK

Such a good song.
youtube.com/watch?v=I1IwvRWmbho&list=PLddhJvotvgYHcOB7uf80ZnXs9NcTaNy_d&index=3

Gotta catch 'em all

Why does he always go after other's sloppy seconds instead of just getting his own?

Nothing more satisfying than imagining the faces of the husbands as you decimate their wives

He likes em nice and experienced

Nothing wrong with liking THE best girls DW has to offer.

Cao Cao and Cai Wenji just have this weird relationship

Just like Ieyasu and Naotora

What level is Cao Cao /eagg/?

God is the only one that fits.

Does anyone feel like Xun Yu got shafted hard?

Xu Shu gets to keep his design and weapon from Empires
Zhou Cang gets to keep his design and weapon from All Stars

Xun Yu has only been in one game and his design got changed and he got the worst possible weapon in the form of throwing knives. A weapon which generic strategists use!

At least he didn't get an empty lunch box

>Be Xun Yu
>Gets shamed to death by Cao Cao in real life
>Gets design changed after one game (Godseekers doesn't exist)
>Gets weapon changed to shitty throwing knives with two other users
>One of the two is in the same faction as you
>No what if scenarios for me to shine

He was a mistake.

>Gets shamed to death by Cao Cao in real life

Xun Yu died of illness in real life. The empty lunchbox story is fictitious.

Why Koei doesn't add aging in DW9 like they did in Sanada Maru? It would be nice to see old Liu Bei or Zhuge Liang.

Liu Bei is going to age
technically

REAL
TIME
BEARD
GROWTH

Shokatsu Ryo Komei

what do you do when you hear this on an animu

Take away half the movesets and you have to unlock them from loot boxes. Add more costumes in the loot boxes.

Grinding to unlock stages when?

why don't they add the fucking weapons back instead of being fucking retards how bout that

Yfw

Loorddd Meng Hoeeeee bad nusss

Morale is hitting rock bottom

great kiiiiing

Sexy daddy Liu Bei is best Liu Bei

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Me in the middle right

Me bottom right

me middle left

>Xun Yu died of illness in real life
He "died of illness" like Takeda Shingen. Read between the line, user.

All me

what if they both really did die of illness, but it was at really strange and convenient times?

It was the will of Heaven.

>yfw no new girls are added this time

We're getting Zhong Hui's mom and you're going to like it, user.

>Female Zhuge Dan
No thanks.

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Still the best

>Prepare to be romanced!
nice

He said Da Qiao, not Zhurong. Doesn't matter. Koei keeps homogenizing their women and making my strong barbarian more like Asami and less like Korra.

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