League of Legends general - /lolg/

>sona
she's literally fat and overweight

STOP lewding the Ahri, She's cute!

Lux is tight

Xth for Lulu.

Would getting used as the relief toy for the older-looking Star Guardians count to being a washed-up whore? It's not like she getting inseminated by their dicks if they even have one and she's not doing it on purpose since they force themselves on her even if she says no.

Sona may be overweight but all the fat is in her butt

It's dead, Jim.

Imagine playing a game where THIS GUY is your number 1 streamer

Its a pretty good feeling

no, it's well distributed between her double chin fat belly and saggy tits

It's a trick, isn't it?

Draaaaaaaaaaven!
Best guy!
Katarina buffs when???

do only fags play (main) kat?

>For some fucking reason they're making skin costs more to create
>they're making it a bit harder to get free skins to compensate.
I keep getting skins I personally would enjoy, but that makes it harder to pick and choose and they're also going to become more expensive?

>tfw you will never get carried out of bronze

are eve and super galaxy dropping in 7.20? is 7.20 pre-season?

do only gurofag retards play (main) liss?
the answer is yes

Don't worry about that, Syndra goes easy on first timers.

7.20

next week

>sexual abuse
That's a spanking.

What are Syndra's favorite ear warmers?

Ahri's thighs

thanks user I wasn't sure if i had to wait for Nov for those. those monstrous buffs on the pbe are only for the oncoming runes right? those buffs wont come to live right??

We'll hand-hold our way out of bronze, user. That's all.

Do the Star Guardians often have "bonding" sessions to improve their teamwork?

Hey, lolbabs,
what should the age of consent be anyway?

leg legos

Fertile Star Guardians...

nah, those buffs are to play-test with the new runes since no one has extra ad/ap so they need real numbers

those buffs will come out til pre season w runes

>ywn serve as the go-to magical semen battery for the Star Guardians

Why even live...

Of course.

18, 16 if the parents are aware and all parties involved arent deadbeats.

>image limit hit
>proceed to post waifu shit instantly in new thread

Fuck sakes, guys, stop spamming images

>That art
Fucking gross dude

> 2015 release
> Only one skin since
> Release skin
> Literally just purple palette swap

Any ideas?

Because maybe one day realistic VR will come and we can experience being milked past dry by star guardians

Its like their outfits are designed to flaunt it

Evens play gaem
Odds sleep
0 buy rp

Did everyone get their Arclight Yorick skin?

which pool party fiora chroma is the sexiest?

gumi wtf i'm not lissfag i was just asking because i'm a fag too and have 300k

so close

>tight, form-fitting tops
>incredibly short skirts
>perfectly fitting thighhighs
They must cause a city-wide cascade of boners every time they transform

I can't wait...

Which league girl has the softest thighs?

Even Riot agrees with me

Ahri.

¿who

instead of rushing out thsy shitty faggotry of a skin for a champion no one plays or remembers, where/when is the real crowd pleaser?

Elementalist Lux

I want her to wrap those soft thighs around my head

Yes, one Star Guardian is usually called out by Syndra, MF and rarely Ahri to go to the "training room" for some "training" sessions. If they won't go there however, well, they should be prepared for MF and Syndra, along with their pet Ahri waiting, at their houses or apartments for some rough bonding sessions due to not going to where they were ordered to go whether they like it or not.

Dont forget they can fly and as such their panties must be flashing constantly

ah i figured but reading post on s@20 got me worried. Thanks user!

>dunk master
>world breaker
>Captain to match MF and GP
all good IMO

uhuh
post mastery

>Dark Lux sitting on a chair
>You're sitting on the floor below her facing the same way
>she puts her legs over your shoulders
>pushes your head back into her skirt
>gently squeezes the sides of your head with her thighs
>running her hands through your hair while doing all this
why is she so perfect?

tzz..

SG Janna's default pose basically has her panties on display

do you think any of them don't wear panties at all?

...

oh ummmm
sorry i guess
i dont really know a lot of kat mains, but the ones on youtube seems like generic weebs so i guess no

How do I Camille?
Can she jungle?

Only if they're ordered not to

Jinx without a doubt. Too bad she wears shorts instead of a skirt

I still wish they had given her a skirt.

>ywn be rode by a Star Guardian who still has her outfit on but just took her panties off

Use E to go in for a trade, then Q and W to get out. Ur weak early so don't go too ham until u got ur triforce at least. Jungle is pretty shit, u have decent ganks but takes a long time to get triforce and u won't do decent damage until like 25 minutes in

>mfw you win the game with the right ult at the right time.

Gragas camped the fck out of my lane. Jarvan got fed and they manhandled my botlane, with literally me pinging botlane to back.. The entire game was a circus.

None of them on purpose, but Syndra sometimes misplaces or outright removes the panties of whoever slights her

It's 13 in South Korea.

Old Urgot (aka real Urgot)

> Amazing, creepy, and original visual design
> Great, diverse kit, meta on and off

Nu Urgot

> Shitty fucking visual design (it's literally just Immortan Joe)
> Shitty, streamlined kit, no purpose in professional play

I think it was a good choice overall but from a lewd perspective a skirt would have been far better

But she still wears hers?

>The alarm sounded, the Void was returning and the Star Guardians must prepare to fight them
>"Transform ladies!" Ahri commanded "But forget the panties, you won't need them"
>The Guardians did as they were told, transforming in flashes of bright light
>After they were done Lux addressed Ahri, her voice quivering
>"Please. we need to take this seriously! If we lose...They'lll...They'll..You know what those monsters will do to us!" her voice quivered and tears formed in her eyes
>Ahris expression did not change
>"You heard me Lux. No panties"
>Syndra giggled in the back
>"Isn't it time you learned to enjoy it Luxanna, like the rest of us?"
>Lux scowled at her as she removed her panties
>Ahri smirked as she watched Lux strip them off from the corner of her eye
>"Alright ladies, lets go 'fight' some invaders"
>She winked to Miss Fortune who was licking her lips in anticipation as they launched towards a large concentration of monsters

>Skirt with midriff revealed
my dick would not be able to handle it

>tfw I'm on a 4 loss streak now

I'd say only one of these matches was truly terrible on my part, the rest I've lost due to people just not paying attention to the map, or not understanding what the fuck they're doing, it's simple shit like my ADC and jungle ezreal roaming in the enemy jungle when their entire team is missing. Why do people even do this shit in silver? Are they retarded? I've lost so many games to people dying in the most random spots that it's infuriating.

It makes me want to be like one of those backdooring trick2g wannabes, just ignore my dumbass team and push turrets all day

god dammit

Why is this allowed?

why is she having them take their panties off though? are they just teasing people while they battle? they aren't going to lose on purpose are they?

I got the icon from a crate so im happy with that, but i dont like the skin.

>literally the perfect length for her to sit on your lap with your dick inside her and hide what's happening from anyone looking

>they aren't going to lose on purpose are they
Of course they are. They can only get rewarded with carnal pleasures from their alien masters if they lose

but then the void takes over the world and stuff, right?

Wouldn't Ezreal be the one who urges them to take it more seriously? Unless Ezreal's ass has been ravaged so much that he now acts and dresses like a girl.

Fucking nice.

Y-Y-You're right...

It depends. Most of the time she does, but sometimes she takes them off when she feels like embarrassing one of the girl. She gives them flashes and sometimes straight up sits on their lap and then straddles their thighs, with the girl quickly realizing it isn't the panties fabric what is rubbing against her.

:thinking:

Nah the aliens figured out it was more efficient to use the planet as a breeding ground, using Ahri to manipulate young hapless girls to become Star Guardians who would find out the true nature of being a Magical Girl is to submit and be bred relentlessly.

>the original scene where all the girls, even the fujos back away from Mimi

If you look in the model viewer if she were floating even 2 feet above the ground you'd see her panties easily.

Which one is this? I'm sweating...

What a fucking SLUT

>sits on their lap and then straddles their thighs
I want a Syndra with no panties to do that to me