shitty memes edition
>Patch Notes
gwentdb.com
>Weekly Meta Report
gwentup.com
>Pro Ladder Rankings
masters.playgwent.com
>CDPR Communication Channels
playgwent.com
twitter.com
>Deck Lists & Card Databases
gwentdb.com
gwentify.com
>Deck Trackers
gwent-tracker.com
gwentup.com
>Keg Helpers
gwentify.com
gwentlemen.com
>Character Voice Lines
forums.cdprojektred.com
>Old
we seriously need to do something about terrible pictures in the OP
reminder that nobody knows what data gwentup is sending to their servers
reminder that there's no way to opt out of whatever it is they're doing
reminder that when gwentup first appeared everybody thought it was a virus because of their scummy advertising and twitch spam
reminder that you're letting gwentup hook into all your info and do whatever it wants
then create a thread yourself next time, i was in a match and took the first image i could find
Stop being such a bitch and man up.
Who should I watch to get a better understanding of the game? Basically looking for anyone that at least occasionally explains their thought process.
swim is the only player who is good, streams regularly, plays lots of decks, builds lots of decks, and narrates well. but his following is cancer and he's a fat autistic sack of shit so there you go
this. the problem with him is that he always finds the balance issues in the game a second after every new patch comes out and that results in the game being ruined until the next patch which he in turns will ruin as well
Didnt some "professional" hearthstone player jump over to this game? Does he not play anymore?
Lifecoach and his sex slave SuperJJ play this game from time to time, but he's taken a break or something, there was also Noxious, but just look at his twitch channel and you know what happend to him
lifecoach hosted gwentslam in his house which was really weird, and he was talking up gwent and cdpr and all about the future and stuff and then very shortly after that he announces hes gonna stop streaming pro matches and does a shadowverse paid promotion
I feel like he was trying to get paid by cdpr to do stuff for them and they said no behind the scenes so he was like ok then I'm not gonna put my weight behind this game as much anymore and is now on the way out
I mean honestly I dont think the game can sustain pros of that level yet, it needs to grow a lot more first. them trying to make it a professional esport that can sustain many peoples careers is just completely unreasonable
LC is just earning a shit ton of money with his tournament, do you really think that he MegaMogwai and JJ would all wear the same Prada Polo at the same time ?
So what is the current degenerate deck that requires no skill to play?
The res Skellige with Worg and Olgierd.
lol nope
He's also teasing another Gwentslam on his twitter.
dagon with graveyard hate to beat the sk memers
>lol nope
>lol
Fuck off to Reddit, will you? Uneducated piece of shit.
lol nope
laughing in ps4
Then don't wonder when your opinion is considered irrelevant here.
you mean chink trump
woodland spirit
lol nope
git gud fag
is there any advantage to playing on ps4?
Gwent is children's play, try fighting games for actual skill-based multiplayer.
nice reddit post
less crash
no malware risk
no forced gog
Is Gwentify the lesser of the 2 netdecking sites? I assuming that it is and because of that the Keg Helper often spits out inaccurate information.
Carryover is the ''no brainer'' by default.
Factions that rely on carryover are
> Monsters
> Skellige
That was all for today. See you next week.
Fix your game, CDPR.
First warning.
gwentify mostly gets meme lists but occasionally high mmr players post there, gwentdb is the main hub of meta decks
if you look at the frontpage decks on gwentdb it's more or less what you'll be running into on ladder
Jesus Christ, learn to write. Terrible to read.
kill yourself
>shitting all over an opponent
>can see him realising he's going to lose
>"you have lost connection and your opponent wins"
My internet didn't even fucking slow, let alone drop. That's some fucking bullshit.
Let me guess, his name was something like chingchangchong?
please refrain from racism. it's 2017.
whats the difference between these 2 counts?
You have 2 Nekker Warriors, and you either have a premium Shieldmaiden, or a Shieldmaiden with a different art
middle is number of that card owned specifically
right top is number owned of that card specifically, premium/different art etc
right bottom is number of shieldmaiden owned in any form
The latter counts movie cards too.
His name probably was chingchangchong tho.
please don't be insensitive.
Wingwangwong actually, but I suspect you're on to something.
On an unrelated note: ban everyone that plays spellatell
haha just remove the 8 base strength quen'd / ADC'd Far Seers before they snowball bro :))))
dead
damn I was hoping it would die
Not on my watch
Spellatell is better than Harpies atm. And Harpies is better than SK.
What's the matter? You don't think it's fair that I can beat you with like 3 points every round because you end every round with 0 points and a full graveyard?
>Reinforcement no longer pulls operator
When did this happen? FML
They nerfed Reinforcement couple of patches ago, it also no longer pulls Thaler
> game disconnects a single turn before i win
> lose 35 MMR
fuck this shit
page 10
>reach 4k
>it's all SK and spelltaeil netdecks
I'm done with this game
page 10
let it die. we had our patch hype. it's over now. the game is dying. nobody plays anymore. nobody talks about it anymore. the general shouldn't exist. stop bumping it. if there's more content one day people will care enough to post without needing bumps. until then let it die in dignity.
never
let it die.
over my dead body
then you'll be the first to die in the omega uprising.
page 10
>no tournament shitposting
:(
Whoever this autist bumping this thread is, I feel sorry for him.
Gwentlemen tournament going on right now. There are some interesting cards here.
go.twitch tv gwentlemen
crokeyz casting Kreygasm
>cropping out the feet
neen ratreut
>Oh, Oh! Lady Margarita told us of this!
Aretuzas are one of the MVPs in 33 card foltest, love them.
I wish they had chosen any other name, gwentlemen is such a fedora tier name
I'm never telling anybody I play this game
pretty hard to listen to swim casting when you know how disgusting he looks as he is talking
Real battle of the minds this
>that picture of swim in the top right where he weighs 300 lbs less than now
wonder how many millions of years ago that picture was taken.
swim is qt
he could go back to looking like that in 3 months.
6 months on easy mode.
fat people don't do that
just bulking bro
they do when their gf leaves them for a hearthstone Chad
These streams are so embarrassing to watch. Gwent is clearly not esports, stop pretending the things they are doing are in any shape or form deep or smart. Obvious moves, obvious gameplay.
I have told my friends I play Gwent but I regret it. That stream was just sad.
he's living a sedentary lifestyle and doesn't look to be anywhere close to changing, he's still on the way down
something I notice from watching gwent streams is that if you can see both hands you pretty much know who is going to win 100% in advance
gwent is definitely not an esport, never should have tried to brand itself that way. such a mistake
They are even playing with mouse... I cry inside.
oh god, they brought out the "grill xDDD"
is that what that is?
holy fuck I hate these token girls so much holy shit, somebody clog her throat with semen and be done with it
>191339765
atleast ash is pretty
she's something, alright
>ST mirror on camera
holy shit fuck this
you can tell that kev can't possibly win this round simply by the coinflip and the hands. gwent is per-determined the second you draw your cards and see the coin
>only 2 cards remaining in deck
mbbe stop running such tiny decks
my 40 card pile would have swept the tournament
>was gonna play sk next
>looks lame as fuck in this tournament
Fuck it I'm making a botchling deck
Wait that's not the scoia'tael abbreviation is it?
I meant them
yea I'm never telling people I play this game
NR = northern realms
NG = nilfaggarrd
SK = skullgie
ST = scoiatele
MO = moons
fuck off nordling
kev should try and 2 round him, if he goes 3 rounds he'll lose
kev doesn't deserve to win
wow what a surprise.
SK drew scorch, not enough weather in ST, SK wins