/sthg/ - Sonic The Hedgehog General

someone was quick off the bat

you might even say they were;
not slow

>Tail rubbing is the new form of affection

No! I need to feel special by using my own shitty OP image!

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Opinions on Tails Doll?

Not sure how I'd feel about this, but hopefully it'd explain the subpar levels so far, especially if this also applies to the other characters. City Heights just sorta...ends...and I really don't like how it's done.

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slow thread

not as slow as YOUR DICK

How does one start a civilized discussion in this here /sthg/?
It's very foreign concept to me.

I'll take slow over GOBBER GONE FIESTA and seeing tens of threads zoom by in like a week.

From the previous thread:

The problem with Sabaton AMVs in general is that the songs are so clearly tied into historical events that there's no room for interpretation if you're going for say, a battle heavy DBZ AMV with Indestructible by Disturbed as the set piece. Unless the show in the AMV is about any of the historical battles in question, you REALLY have to suspend your disbelief harder than you really should.

I don't really know what Shinedown is (probably not missing out on much considering your post). I thought Linkin Park was the taboo AMV source that only cringelords seriously consider.

As for which Sabaton song I would chose for an Eggman Empire themed AMV, I would go with Wehrmacht since it could be potentially vague enough to refer to any kind of fictional militaristic tyrannical empire out for blood and conquest.

>tfw the best Modern Sonic based fan game probably won't even be out by the end of 2018

youtube.com/watch?v=WVaI3caHJNw

youtube.com/watch?v=uG4a_nu9924

I want Heavy Magician to vore me

You're on Veeky Forums, same way you start any civilised discussion.
Say how you want to fuck something,

I used to be unironically scared of it

Ask a question about something that isn't ship/porn/politics/etc. related that people can answer with more than just a yes or no.

Silver is a DORK!

Blaze is a FLAT!

Therefore, they're both shit!

What a dumb title.

Haha, yes me too
Okay
I want Chocola chao to fuck me

Better than sonic.exe, or any "MY VIDEO GAME IS HAUNTED OOOOOOOOOO" creepypasta out there for that matter.

do you think Sonic ever gets depressed?

I wish they'd bring it back

He's too active to be depressed

what kind of retarded ass question is that you fucking moronic idiot

Exactly, they belong together.

Just cleared Knuckles Chaotix, I don't understand the game

That generic ass human Silver is better designed than the real thing

Sonic IS an antidepressant.
The best part is you can even take him with alcohol.

don't be mean

Artists always make human Silver look kind of Prince-ly

Where is my Chao Walker v. Death Egg Robot Army battle in Forces at?

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He can fucking run across water what's even the issue

Cute

you don't teach someone to swim by throwing them into the deep end

Sonic's a scared little girly rat

RIP pen.

It's intersting to see how furry who good at Sonic art got to realistic art and then forgot how to draw Sonic.

What?
But that's how I learned

Do you ever think about Sonic characters in a sexual way?

>Yeah I guess you're right. Lighting can be decieving. Just last night this pink hedgehog just went up and hugged me and wouldn't let go because she thought I was this "Sonic" guy.
>Wait. Pink hedgehog?
>Yeah. And get this? After she realized I wasn't who she was looking for, she apologized WHILE SLAPPING me in the face at the same time. Who does that?! Seriously!
>Silver, focus. You said pink hedgehog?
>Yeah.
>Did you get her name?
>Yeah I did. I think it was Amy?
>Okay. Thank you, Silver. I will investigate her also.
>Y-yeah. That's a good idea. Cover all bases, right?
>Correct.

I can't believe Sonic the Hedgehog is fucking dead. Good work as usual!

SLUUUUUT

wtf no that's gross

I want to be cucked by Cucky

They look pretty good as humans really, i'd read this mango

lewd
Super cute Amy though.

Of course not that would be weird.

>It's intersting to see how furry who good at Sonic art got to realistic art and then forgot how to draw Sonic.
I think *you* forgot how to speak English. Either that or you're stroking off.

that works for children but not really for adults or people your size. If they start panicking or drowning, it's easy to go and physically pick the child up. If they're an adult, there's a chance they'll end up drowning you if you try to help them. Drowning people will instinctively latch on to you and flail while they try to stay afloat

I want to see this investigation.

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>/sthg/ #978 - Autism Edition.

I wish I didn't. At least, not in an extremely explicit kind of way. Mild lewd or somewhat suggestive stuff would be fine though.

>Blaze replacing Tails

I support this idea!

Maybe

I always have the /trash/ tab open

Maybe when she gets 300+ iq. Hit the road.

How come I don't see much Vector shipping? Who cares about hedgehogs, bring in the crocs!

Sonic Team don't care about collaborative characters.

This.
Make another Sonic Rush while youre at it.
need me some more Vela Nova

>First time being playable in a console game since 06.
You know he's gonna be a deal breaker for some.

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Because he's like 18 and stuck in Chaotix hell

The only characters he's ever been unironically shipped with are probably Espio and Vanilla

He's 20.

psssh, that don't matter. We don't even know the age of consent on Sonic's World

>play 3 of the some old maps as Shadow
>Homing attack and sweep as shadow
>play over 10 modern levels AS SHADOW
>for free
dont know how to feel about this

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>Breaking up the boys for a mangy cat.

Out.

Must've been thinking of Big then

We don't but Vector barely hangs out with anyone outside of Chaotix. The other closest was Amy's date line in Heroes

He's just not very shippable. Porn is good, but he doesn't exactly fit with anyone in a romantic sense.
Sadly, not even Vanilla.

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I was just gonna ask, what did they mean by this youtu.be/-7WQn-SXYZ4

he and espio are gay and charmy is their son

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This

This hurts to look at.

Tumblr please leave

They wanted to do it

how big is robotnik's dick

>& Knuckles
>As Shadow
>"Listen you little shit.."
>Sanic
Which meme I'm missing?

Someone save Sonic!

Big brain = big dick

Lighten up, user

Step by step...?

I wonder if it'd be possible to mod Green Hill in Mania into a Sunset Hill-themed take instead

Not that user but they are very clearly at least in some kind of platonic parenthood for Charmy.

No, that's just what they say at the diner to get the family discount on Tuesday nights.