/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

Yes. Yes he did.

>stalemate

It didn't stalemate, though? Velocity won the first half, 2-1.

Yes stalemate, it's the round timer that ran out, and that is based on current map status.

>increasing anglo inbreeding
for what purpose? they are pretty fucked already

Knuck, please play more boldly.

Drop bomb!

Knuck is such a bad sniper

i feel like they're knocking NA meta right now

Well they should, NA meta has serious issues rn because no one wants to play outside the Froyo style and Froyo is such a dominant team and people are actual autists about people running offclasses and using non-stock weapons in the NA scene. EU teams are much more flexible, in general right now. Apparently these guys have been taking lessons, though, considering Kyrponite has been on the backup this entire time.

when will you niggas realize that this game is dead

Why does it work for Froyo but not so many other teams? Is it just pure skills or practicing it or what?

Good saving that mid by Svift imo

Froyo just works together and b4nny forces them to practice their asses off. If you don't take it as seriously as he does, you get cut. See: Muma. I'm not saying cookie cutter isn't good, because it is, but you shouldn't feel restricted from using everything in your arsenal because of that, because a lot of unlocks are situational and work better than cookie cutter in some cases.

lol 404 walking to point by himself

Game on, Game Svift™

I like how they have to constantly point out how hi5 is on the shotgun despite shotgun soldiers being meta only a couple of a years ago.

It's kida weird really. burgers love their guns, but not in tf2

Jesus christ, this map.

404 the god of survival

>Drop everyone to hold on to your uber
>Get juggled and lose anyway
l o l

OH THAT FUCKING JUGGLE

SVIFT FUCK YEAH

The turn-around here it comes.

this match is sviftly gaining velocity

Awful.

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Demo rollouts on this map are so ugly.

holy fuck how did 404 survive

wow that was an extremely high kill half

This is for both halves.

teamfortress.tv/43844/esea-s26-w2-ascent-vs-velocity-esports
Match page for tomorrow. Velocity playing two matches back to back on such a shitty map, poor guys.

if metalworks sucks how come it gets played a lot

Well, I personally dislike it, I'm not sure about other people's opinions, but there's a lot of questionable maps in the rotation that are disliked by many, but also stay in because they're the standard maps.

I look forward to watching these with you guys. Do you chat about them more on the IRC channel? I would enjoy live discussion while watching

sometimes i hang out with my friends on mumble to watch TF2 but we speak in Castillian

>45 posts
>9 ip
Time to call it quits on /tf2g/....?

hang on guys, if i post with my phone we will get an extra IP, and maybe turning the data on and off i get even more IPs on my phone!

+1 IP

why are all of spy's secondaries reduced to the sole purpose of dealing with sentries. don't they see how limiting this is.

>8 short to medium range classes that require multiple hits to score a kill
>1 infinite range class that kills instantly
why

youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE

is the irc as dead as this thread or wha

everyone moved to discord

what's so amazing about this?

i really like this gif i found

medic is by far the most important class in the game, and he should have not gotten so many chances at killing the medic at such a high level game

too fast, he doesn't even look in the fridge like the negro

he didnt lean nearly as much as the negro either, its kinda sloppy animation

who's the negro

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Why does it seem like every cumslut wears pic related?

post professor utoniums

Because most medic cosmetics suck. Beak's pretty crap compared to all cosmetics, but it's a high grade compared to medic cosmetics.

Why are you posting this again?
Was the first round of answers not enough?

hello brother from another mother

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hey valve ive got a great idea, how about adding random invulnerability? that would be fair and fun. oh and what about a super rare literal "i win" rng victory haha wouldn't it be funny to fire a single shot and the game ends haha wouldn't that be fun

maybe a beefing spy wasn't as big a threat as the bombing soldier who actually did all the damage that allowed the spy to single butterknife the medic

>when in doubt
>whip it out
>drop the scout

>getting assblasted by a random burst of skill
If you want more of them, just frag harder kiddo. I always top damage and have no problem summoning random bursts of skill whenever I need them.

no i want more random bursts of skill added into the game

ahhhhh I drank too much and thought it'd be a good idea to message random people I used to play TF2 with and ask why we don't play together any more and they're all "I have a job and responsibilities and a life what have you been up to?" and I've just been sat playing TF2 for 8 fucking years and don't know how to respond what do I do?

that's why it's a good play

Call them fraglets

>drinking
>having friends
>having friends with jobs
>growing old instead of offing yourself
Call them bottomfraggers then link them to several metric tons of fetish porn before defriending them

the spy would have been able to do whatever he thinks he did better with another class, butterknifing a 10 health medic isn't impressive, in fact if he had just took how his revolver he would have probably fucking lived. all above average spies look for distractions/the right moment to go in, but just because it paid off doesn't mean its this great play meant to be reposted every single thread. it was a servicable play nothing really notable

I think about that stuff too, friend
then I realize, those people never really were my friends

>stop right therecriminal scum
>not soldier
>not defiant spartan
>no katana
>no shogun guard
kys you're self

ssssssssssssssshut the fuck up it's a cop, now go back to playing your early access edition of Skyrim™ VR

ure usnual is shit and yore shit lmao nigger
gotem haha *spis bonk atomoc pinch*
fucking told rofl

a spy will die within 5 seconds of decloaking almost every single time
it was an ungraceful frag, but it was a frag that ultimately made them win the game
no other class would have been able to have been in that exact situation either, only a spy could have done that at that particular time

>have 2 scouts
>can actually fucking push

>have 2 soldiers
>can double bomb for medic
woah

Manniversary prediction:
>They will put out a blogpost.
>New crate with 1 or 2 good cosmetics.
>Some sort of new party hat equivalent, maybe glasses in the shape of a "10".
That's it. Maybe we don't even get that.
Pyro update will come out sometime in the first half of next year and still be disappointing and broken.

post yfw no halloween update

My sleep schedule is fucked.
strawpoll.me/14078391
anyone want an EU lobby in an specific map?

Warframe's got another expansion coming soon™ and i've yet to max out everything there, and still got more shit on my backlog I gotta work on, so, no skin off my nose

MINE hevy wpon man loaoudt: pepsi (coolll n frtsh)
OTHER POPLPS havy wepon gyu lodouats: bepis (badddd lamo)

yeah, so does the other team retard

eu LOBster anyone?
strawpoll.me/14078434

you really think having a spy gives them the upper hand in that scenario?

spy is a powerplay specifically designed to kill the medic
the medic dies
so yes retard, i do

sniper or soldier would have done that job much better

>sniper would have shot through the wall
>soldier would have been able to jump around 2 corners against 2 scouts
try again retard

do you even understand how this map works? the flank was completely undefended and the medic was in sightlines the entire webm

do you? snipers would never get there without getting btfo'd by 5 enemy players

one soldier did exactly that and did 120 damage to the medic in the first fucking place you retard

>entire team on the left side
>somehow this prevents long range one shot class from doing damage from the right side

EU LOBBY - AMERICANS WELCOME
tf2center.com/lobbies/870388
strawpoll.me/14078581

>eu

>tf2

>less than 10 hp left
>time to get a health kit
>ivan.ivanovich2005 kills you across the map because his minigun just received random crits