nope nope nothing to see here; just two extremely straight men doing super manly macho things
Luke Morgan
Every morning Randolph likes to hop into chatrooms and talk to random people. Conversations with the unknown titillates him nearly as much as submerging his body beneath the ocean surface. Indeed, seeing the reactions of fragile teens and attention seekers after telling them politely but firmly to leave this life via the noose is what it must feel like to live as a selfless ascetic. Randolph is a motivating and compassionate man.
Leo White
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Lucas Bell
It's sad the morning can't always stay peaceful and fun for poor Randolph. His roommate, Fat Bitch, left a rancid salad on the counter-top for him to clean up. Though calling it a salad is misleading; it's more like a plate of ranch dressing, cheddar cheese, and some lettuce sprinkled on top... and gummy bears. But to Fat Bitch, it was a salad. It's a shame Randolph's tactics in chatrooms fall on deaf and adipose covered ears of his enlarged roommate. But Randolph is quite forgiving and patient. After all, he did put up with taking care of his irritating mother for so, so long.
Wyatt Ramirez
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Samuel Rodriguez
I'm an idiot with a childlike understanding of game cracks, how stupid do I have to be to fuck this up?
Landon James
The rain pours down on the deranged Randolph. It was his first day at his new gig at the grocery store, but it was almost his last. Throughout his shift he was bombarded with inane questions, fat people, and an Indian man who insisted on bartering for a pound of fish. The typical rational and placid Randolph snapped at the Indian man and called him several unsavory names. If it wasn't for the fact the Indian was a wanted child molester, Randolph would've been fired. But nonetheless, these experiences weighed on his pressured noggin. This episode made him recall of his mother's advice whenever he was become irrationally upset, but this recollection only served to further enrage Randolph. Life is suffering. Life is suffering. Life is suffering. Life is suffering. Randolph is a man who is in touch with his primal side--a man's man.
Connor Baker
these two always look like their plotting something
sounds like a complete balanced meal
Jeremiah Morgan
What's the best Sims song and why is it Funky Sim?