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>Older threads
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>Helpful information for new players
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>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Latest added content and news
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dead thread of sadness and despair edition

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Damnit, So hard to find people to grind with.
That play on ps4.

I can't help but, shake the feeling that in 2018 this game will be taken off line.

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Nyoom

what do you mean? just ask in one of the chats, or through the party

Do the vehicle proxy mines detonate on pedestrians too? Or only other vehicles?

Also can NPC vehicles detonate them? I never used regular proxy mines mostly because I assumed they'd be wasted on the first NPC that drove over them but never actually bothered to test it.

What is the best vehicle manufacturer and why is it Vapid?

I think NPC peds trigger them, I know NPC vehicles do
>No wasabi kitty anything ever

Don't know about pedestrians, but civilian vehicles do set them off

>driving along minding my own business
>see someone following behind me
>lay down a sticky and keep driving
>detonate when he crosses the spot on the map
>"I was just going to the mod shop you cuck!"
>chases after me in a buzzard, crashes into the floor and dies
Was I the bad person? I feel like I was

classy rides edition

>half afk waiting for friend to finish a job
>guy trys to buzzard bomb me
>shoot him with mk2 pistol
>at beach so go full sniper shitter on him
>end up around 45-0
>"So its a mod war you want?"
>goes afk
>50-0
>start running him over with blazer aqua
>comes back and nades himself when i got close
>55-1
>starts spawning futher away
>end up in airport
>69-1
>leaves

and im pretty shit at pvp, i actually checked my KD after that cause i figured im gonna look like a shitter after that, but its only like 1.21

>tfw you hit the daily sell limit in front of your /gtag/ crush

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If you remove proximity mines from a vehicle do you have to pay full price to put them back on?

Yes

Always change up your route if you think someone is following you. Turn down into side streets, box around, take the long way, stuff like that. The ones who adjust to match you are the ones you need to worry about.

Or just don't follow people and avoid being sticky bombed altogether. If you're stalking someone and they attack, you deserved it.

I've had people bitch me out for killing them after they tried shooting homing missiles at me when I was delivering product for a MC sale. Some people just aren't reasonable.

I think vehicle proximity mines should be purchaseable for every ground vehicle

do mission NPCs ever wear armor?

What sort of grind? I did a few hours of heists earlier.

Anyone who gets the waifu livery is a legitimate autist, even if he applied it "ironically".

Are you in the chat? If not, ask about it on the community.

>alt-right "humor" and can't even draw the swastika right
>car is customized in the stupidest way imaginable
>has every single blip active and is too brain-dead retarded to use the hide function
>dresses like a 12-year-old's imagination of what a "gangster" looks like
>hacked account yet is a poorfag
Yep, this is what autism looks like.

>Ugh! People liking things I don't!!!!! Reeeeee!!
Spotted the actual autist

Seek help
Most of those things are quite literally your opinion, and wrong ones too.

It's not a big map for the number of people, has a few well-defined routes, and only a few important locations. Change it up a bit and figure out if you're actually being followed before you let your twitchy compulsions get the best of you. People who KoS on fear of being hunted just propogate the shit-ness of freemode even more.

Replied to the wrong post

>the actual autist doesn't know the difference between a statement and an opinion and uses the word "literally" in a rather retarded and false way
Consider lobotomy, a 12-gauge into your skull, or necking yourself so that the world average IQ goes a bit higher.

>implying weebs who put shitty anime wraps on their cars aren't autistic
>implying le randumb xdddd ledditors who do this shit "ironically" aren't autistic either
Here, use this.

Fuck you DangerZ0neX, go back to GTAForums.

>tfw made a guy furious messing around with vehicle mines

Sorry I had to bail though, if you're here, got a call from LJT my place was being raided and didn't want to deal with that shit so I killed the task

You're literally retarded if you think I'm using literally wrong.

>car designs
>playing with blips
>clothes on a character
All opinions and anyone who tries to force theirs on others is quite literally a brainlet who can't fathom the possibility of someone else liking something they don't.

inb4
>literally literally means literally
You're wrong. Plenty of notable authors have been using literally figuratively. Dickins for example.

>Oh my G*d! Someone is driving a car with a picture I don't like on it! Even though I will never see that car in game myself and it doesn't actually affect my gameplay in any way, it's awful I hate it and anyone who uses it is autistic!!!!!

No, baby user, YOU are the autist.

Transgenders destroyed GTAG.

Let's be honest. This is 50% of the player base. The other 50% attacks openly and doesn't even pretend to be sorry.

>be sorry for playing the game
???

Have you read the content that gets posted here? Trannies didn't destroy GTAG. GTAG destroyed itself. You are all equally cancerous, trannies included.

Enjoy being kicked back into singleplayer.

GET A CLUE!

>kicking works
???

how about i kick your ass from the crew faggot

To the people who have put in a disgusting amount of time in this game...

What exactly do you still do to get enjoyment out of this game that you wouldn't normally expect? I've found myself playing golf more after getting all my dupe bux

Helping dudes in need with Heists and shit

>implying you're even comm
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Help me to eat your shit, please braapviva!

killing players and seeing them get upset

I like laying a proximity mine by the door when I see a nigga in ammunation and then several minutes later when I almost forgot about it see the notification that he got blown up

post your name bitch pussy

chilling with the boys on ps4

Defending innocent players from griefers and counter-griefing them. It's rather fun to see them pop passive and hide in their safehouses.

Post that SC. You won't, fuccboi.

>start day at 56
>now 67
based ron. I'll soon be a big boy like the rest of gtag.

>go on a Ron mission
>steal a Ron tanker
>shoot people at Ron Alternatives Wind Farm
it's almost surreal

Should've doubled money on all contact missions desu

Can a shitter like me get into gtag_pc? SC is G0ngtai
sorry for repost

contact mission are trash

the shitty ultra-accurate AI is the only thing trash about them

Help low levels, grief people, and playing with friends when I can.

stop acting like a bitch, stop apologizing faggot.
You won't get anywhere in life with that attitude

So do it all from inside a Kuruma. Ez pz

No one asked for your opinion, inbred beaner.

Only if you lock the windows and let loose those pungent brrraaaapppps of yours
;)

we're doing them without kuru. it's actually a lot of fun, and no one seems to die.

as long as you don't cowboy rush like an idiot, you'll be fine.

Sorry

Good morning to everyone who's name is not ryan

It's fun, I wish more cars had itasha liveries

PRB gun livery when?

>join crew a few days ago
>enter GTAG session
>trannies/fags with girl avatars trying to act cute in chat
>redditors spewing epic jokes to impress girly faggots
>no one really does anything, just standing around
>leave crew

I thought we were all adults.

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That's PC for you, join ps4 instead. We are somewhat adults. Save from a few (hakudoshi and chris)

>people actually buy this shit

Stop being poor.

>spending 10 million for a golden target so other players can practice their shooting

Saw this happen so many times as well, which has stopped me from ever joining the crew. I have a friend in the crew and join gtag sessions frequently so me and bro can have a good laugh. The level of childish behavior has hit new levels with this crew.

Crew and thread are dying, I don't think you guys are going to get the number of (You)s you're looking for.

Yes we will, you genderbender.

>Crew and thread are dying
All thanks to the transgenders.

see

>Crew and thread are dying
And we all know exactly why, I would say it activates those almonds but it's not even surprising anymore.

You will never be a girl

Nah, it's a degenerate friendly crew. You made a good choice leaving it. The better and best choice would have been to never join in the first place

>Don't roleplay with PC gtag. Roleplay with PS4 gtag instead

Haha

Do you play with Bralf88?

Nah

BBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPH

Quite pungent, my dear.

quite so my good sir. *sniff* *sniff*
mmm, yes, the aroma is quite pungent, quite delectable if I might say so myself
*sniff* *sniff* *lick*
mm, yes the taste is quite precarious, such a strong taste...mmmmm
*braaaaaaaapphheeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*sniff* *sniff*
mmmm, yes this puto has quite the pungent taste
*sniff* *sniff*

BBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHhhhh

You're such a gassy boy, teehee

post GTA pics before we die

how do crew emblems work? can you put them on jackets other than the bomber?

>vivas laptop

leather jackets, t shirts, tank tops, denim jackets

Biggest Heist carry coming through

Impossible. I don't have a laptop and I hate Rick And Morty

How about biker jackets?

yes, just try it yourself

I still have a lot of things to do before doing that I think. I can't even imagine looking for members this late into the game's lifetime. Could you erase crews that you made and make another one?

>unironically listening to xxxtentacion