/palg/ - Paladins General

>people only care for your non-canon skin

If you get stomped at the last second for being careless idiots, then YOU don't deserve to win.

>your

What the fuck does "kanuupi" mean?

I absolutely love the anal devastation in lobby chat after the enemy fucked our shit up the entire match and we won in the end.

>b-but I got more healing!
>b-but I got more kills!
>b-but I got more damage!
But you didn't get the win. Get fucked.

And Im level 66.
What the fuck am I doing wrong

They need to her ult to cc then.

>change
I hate being sick.

I mean "her", not myself, haha, silly me

Skye rework when?

>Stomped at the last second
this is what losers really think.
You're cheesing a retarded overtime system where your team only need to delay losing for so long until both team get max point and then rely on being lucky to win. Take your loss when the actual match ended instead of winning by cheesing the system.
And thankfully there's no more cheesing the system now. take your losses loserboy, TAKE IT.
LMAO

what the fuck is the "harrowing horrors collection"? it says i need to get 40 kills AFTER unlocking it to get strix skin

>they should remove overtime from siege and comp!
I'm glad your retarded ass doesn't make the decisions at the studio

They really should change to when overtime start, the losing team can only gain point if they have more people on point and no point upon kill either. That way you can comeback and there's no cheesing shit.
But primal court still exists so fuck it.

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Is the new announcer any good?

Is that why they remove overtime in onslaught like people suggest? Also
>apple and orange

Siege and comp have a different way to catch up, namely the rounds that exist in the match. As we can see where 3:0 matches could end up with 3:4.
It's also a good thing they don't put YOU in charge. Every champ would already be semi-auto by now to make it easier for losers like you.

When will they actually add spawn chatter in the game?

Soon™

>playing chess
>have only 3 pieces left
>opponent has 10 pieces left
>get them on checkmate
>"n-no, I still win because I had the most pieces left in the end!"
This is how retarded you sound.

...

>comparing apples to oranges 2 electric boogaloo
>now with a retarded chess analogy that doesn't make sense in Paladins terms
Try again loserboy. Just accept your losses.

>comparing chess to a game on a timer with limitless amounts of units to try and try again
maybe you should have went for a food or shit analogy

I find Skye cute, especialy with the Operator hair.

This is worse than /v/ food analogy, that's saying something.

>brainlets doesn't understand analogies
Paladins isn't about which team performed the best. Wins are wins. Who did better in the match doesn't matter. What matters is who wins in the end. Who outsmarts the other in the end.

Crying that you did better and still lost the match is what underage sore losers do. Accept your loss, faggots.

>outsmarts the other
>smarts
kek are we playing the same game?

>shit analogy
>hurr brainlet
Kek.

>comparing a game to another game with a completely different set of rules
Wow, never thought I'd see an analogy worse than /v/ food analogies.

>waaaah but I got the most kills! you didn't deserve to win! It's not fair!
Literally only the most butt blasted people act like this.

analogys still need more similarities to work with tho.
>take part in a race
>reach the finish line first
>cant pass through because every rival racer didnt fall flat on his face at the same time as me standing infront of the finish line
see, I can also make a realy shitty analogy on why overtime is bad based on the concept of "You can win in this game!"
Chess has as much to do with Paladins as swedish cheese has to do with pinecone trees.

did you even read my post you dumb auto-aim faggot?

>getting stomped
>score is "400 to win"
>one team reaches 400, so they should win
>you need a crutch overtime mechanic to have a chance to win because you can't win at the actual game and instead must stall for 10 minutes
pathetic desu

>i'm too smart to be good in a game for bad people

This. They win, you did not. Except it :^)

>lian poster
>most likly enjoys playing as her
>its the only damage champ he can play as
>needs crutch mechanics in order to win
are you suprised? Lian mains are the most pathetic people on the Realm

>still crying about Lian several patches in
How's life in bronze?

I seriously hope your damage main isn't some no-skill joke like Viktor or Tyra.

>crying
try "making fun of" instead
TOIRA! BAST WAAFI!
jk, pic related is a hint

I mean Lian is fun to play. I say this as someone who rarely plays her. Sometimes you just want a bit of pew pew.

Well I suppose thats true for some people. My Lian is still at level 3 since I find her way to boring to play as. Same goes for lex.

I have been playing Lex because the cat needs to be put in check.

Thank you if you are on the enemy team since Lex is objectivly shit
Curse you if you are on my team because I will have to carry your ass

I like the old Lex more thannew one. Hedoesn't feel as satisfying anymore. Andorxus' change at least kept the feeling of kick his revolver has.

Goldie pls

Does Chronos lower the cooldown of Ruckus getting back his second and third jet charge?

It should but knowing hirez you should test it in the shooting range

>the anal devastation of all the Torvald mains complaining that their braindead easy champion can't give them free wins anymore

Is this the best patch to date?

My thread

>posts Ying
Not gonna read your post

>playing chess
>each player has five pieces
>some pieces counter others
>each player plays their best
>in the end, one player outplays the other by using their pieces more effectively to satisfy the win condition
>the other player flips the table and rants about his loss on Veeky Forums

She is perfect and I love her.

>be barik
>cassie tries to use her roll shenanigans
>right click

Any good Fernando tips? So far I've been spamming fireballs and basic attack before hiding behind my shield and rinse/repeating. I've heard he's a good falnker though.

That's the flank side of her :^)

Why did Hi-Rez even bother adding legendaries if they're totally fine with one specific loadout reliant on one specific legendary being mandatory for a character to be useful like with Cassie and Seris?

>lex is now literally press m1 to win

I remember when he took skill

>used to be hold m1 to win

You mean when he was just a mediocre Androxus?

He still is tho.

They're shit at balancing and only care about selling you hats. The design team is probably still cursing DryBear for the current iteration of the Legendary/Loadout system.

hoodless Seris when

no thanks, bald women are gross, at least she had the decency to hide it

bald AND probably covered in eldritch tattoos

>bald
nah I think they just fucked up the infernal horns

Talus does a ton of damage with his new buff, just in time for ranked. What counters the little runt?

Probably not Buck

the Ska'Drin pogrom

It's kinda sad how ded we are.
What happened guys?

a boring patch went live

Not exactly a stimulating patch.

The daily users drops probably 30% on non champion patches and even less then during the end of the cycle.

name the last good patch we got

Anything with decent aim cause his falloff is still shit and he has no mobility to get in close fast.

Whichever it was that had the most sensible QoL improvements.
The one where aggression was removed is a strong contender.

>tfw

That andro is so bad

Nightmare mount is pretty lackluster. I'll stick with the Infernal and hope that the red mount goes into VIP soon.

He was, he was masters as well

>playing Buck at all
Stop. Let Hi Rez see the 5% pick rate.

>Thought Smite was dead in China
>Hi-Rez confirms it this patch by adding undead skins and saying there used to be cultural restrictions on us but not anymore
;_;

Good. Maybe then Terminus won't look like a shit pseudo-undead "prettyboy" zombie.

Is it DX11 or 64-bit that causes the game to have buggy sprays? Is there a benefit to using either?

I like playing bucko, hes fun..

It's DX11
In theory it should run better but this is lo-rez we're talking about so it makes almost no difference

Reading Terminus cards, he could be a golem and the self resurrection skill could be him rebuildim himself. But then we have cards like necromantic might so I don't know.

>Hi-Rez demonstrates their ability to design proper Dark Elves
>still no Drow champion in Paladins

>look at the chinese site
>they havent had a single update since march
>there isn't even anything telling the players that the game won't be updated anymore
wow they just got up and left it to die

>paladins will soon be the same
Freedom?

Reminder that none of these champions have gotten their sprays even though all Hi-Rez has to do for them is reuse card art