Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>"lets go from updating our game every 3-4 months, to once a year!"
>"why are our player numbers crashing so hard?!?!?"

What are valve even doing right now, they're not updating their games or making a new one. Steam literally doesn't change as a platform, wtf are they actually doing right now?

halloween sale

How the fuck did that dodge the scythe damage

>le game that has to be game-breaking updated every 3 months!!

you and other shitters are responsible for 7.00 and beyond

but they are making a new game
why do you feel so entitled that valve owes you a patch?

he didn't
he survived it with 100 hp left and got immediately relocated back

Still a gulagite

>OG is goo...

Chen is useless, Fuck off Fly.

actually I just want shit like the three spirits update,

is blitz the original blitzposter?

>all the firsties leave the game
>thirdies realize how terrible thirdies are
>thirdies start to leave too

I guess technically he would be

Yeah I was retarded

FLY DAYUM SON.

What happened to CSGO general?

it had like 3 active users, everyone in cs go is actually braindead so they only use reddit and hltv

doubtful, i'm pretty sure i was the one who forced it first

NERF necro

discord

>hltv

legit the most horrendous, unfunny place I've ever seen, while trying to be /pol/ edgy and twitch chat tier overused memes

Nobody wants game-breaking patches, people just want balance updates instead of 1 meta/year

>thirdies realise
thirdies already know that, that's why they're getting away
only whites care about muh tolerance and muh human rights

>get personally nerfed by icefrog
>find more cancer shit to win with

Are OG a perpetual patchteam?

t. thirdie

>current patch: 7.06f
so you want exactly what valve is currently doing

>perpetual patchteam
are you being tongue in cheek or are you retarded

>Tony Io meme
Well done VP

how do we fix him dotards

its posterbase was mentally healthy and stable non-NEET individfuals so the threads diede

how is OG winning with the worst hero in dota?

throw magic>pure dmg
seems to be the onlyway coldtoad is helping underpowered heroes and tiny's biggest enemy is raindrops

muh le one patch team xdd muh illusions

>decide to check out reddit because you guys can't shut the fuck up about it
>it's mostly shitty memes and whining about the patch, but one thing piques my interest
>the prevalence of broken english
>decide to investigate and check out some other stuff on reddit including other competitive games
>it's just the dota 2 page that's filled with shit tier english

>craggy has a guaranteed proc vs attacks above 100 damage (this 100% proc chance is put on cooldown for 15 seconds afterwards)

Aganim's Scepter upgrade: gives Tiny the Blink ability

Why's every other moba so easy and plain bad compared to dota?

EU Dota > all

Dota 2 was built on the clunky and convoluted mechanics of GoodWarcraft

lack of icefrog blocks

>sheever flies out to dreamleague and works the day after having chemo
That's dedication.

wonder if perhaps it could be related to the insane popularity the game has with the non-whites..

>this "music"

>7.06f
>Chain Frost no longer stuns the target for 0.1 seconds upon cast.
Wow, nice "patch"

Which hero becomes the most broken hero in the game through getting their ultimate at level one?

tb

dota was created at a time when people played games differently and is old enough to have a relatively stable and dedicated player base

so making one of the most hated abilities of 7.06 scale with levels was nothing
do you suffer from autism user?

Juggernigger

Our girl Traxex

Storm

Sheever is the first cancer patient ever that got fatter

Techies

why anyone would sacrifice personal well being for their career is beyond me
what you refer to as dedication i call recklessness

so i typed this in the twitch chat and I got:

>user has been timed out for 10 seconds. Reason: banphrase #12 [warning]

WTF IS THIS SHIT? I'M NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE WORD FAT?

Dreamleague has the most fucking fascist automod ive seen since playing MMO's. Can't even use the term "fat", context be damned. EU my ass, this is some NA levels of "no fatshaming" retardation.

It's the seroids they give you to help your body withstand chemo, they typically cause fluid retention. Also she was probably told to eat as much as possible just in case she couldn't due to an adverse reaction.

> is beyond me
oh is it beyond your deep intellectual persona

a lot of things are beyond you i'm sure

anyone whose ult is strong aoe nuke
my bet on qop, phoenix or gyro

>so making one of the most hated abilities of 7.06 scale with levels was nothing
You missunderstand, that was the only relevant change.

Earthshaker
Necro
Veno
Lich
Night Stalker
AA

etc

PICKED OR BANNED EVERY GAME

not an argument

Fucking Lina....

She will one shot everyone who isn't an aped STR hero.

all those heroes were changed in 7.06f
so the complaint that valve is doing nothing is moot

Are you ready to watch our boy wreck some ruskies?

>Worlds2017 day 1 "Groupstage" beat the TI7 grand final's viewers

chen fp material, men puppey raped them hard with chen it seems LUL

OG with the memepush

Apparently they don't do enough, because they were OP before and still are. Meanwhile, where's Spectre? WK? Meepo? Or any of the 30 heroes which only get picked if their superior versions all get banned out?

steamcharts.com/app/570

Is the Dota isn't dying meme well....dying?

TERRORBLADE

fuck og honestly they copying secret strats like faggots

>noone slav mapo
this is my shit

>gulagites memed liquid into TI7 win
>now they memed dota into dying

Dota will reach its peak for the year this winter, don't you worry.

I like thicc sheever

>she'll never be my gf

spec and wk were changed in 7.06f
gonna need an explanation why you believe meepo belongs in that list

being popular doesnt make a hero op

How do I get better with Lion?

He has really versatile abilities and can carry any team to victory but I'm so bad with him. Is it the positioning that's so crucial with him?

>23:17

based 2nd world friend.

i never said i wouldn't sniff her farts

delete this

yea you want to be initiating (and doing a combo and dying) or counter initiating (and either having hex pre selected or being in position to get the full ravage out of your earthspike)

Why is rtz such a cute boy

I'm not gay but if he asked me to kiss and cuddle I wouldnt say no

the only thing dying in dota is the concept of free hats

gay!

reminder that these are the final games of the patch and there is no reason not to go all out.

imo OG with reso should be unstoppable, but fly holds them back

>open up dota after update
>see this
glad the hat business is thriving fuck necro and ES

>spec and wk were changed in 7.06f
see
Except replace "OP" with "shit

>gonna need an explanation why you believe meepo belongs in that list
Because he gets picked once every 3 years and proceeds to lose

>being popular doesnt make a hero op
Yeah, I'm sure PROFESSIONAL players who earn money by playing dota don't pick/ban heroes because they are OP, they pick/ban them because they are mediocre

*chink hat business
mind you, complete with the RED CHINESE GUARD clockwerk

dotards when does dendi play??