/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

I want to sniff that fox's butt

When will mats farming get easier? London?

>first battle of Halloween Lore mission has over 76k Hp Hassan who will most likely instakill atleast one of your servants
It's not enough they want to not let us use the stupid mechanic they want to use it against us what the fuck is this shit?

i wouldnt mind

Just one shot him dood

Never.

Higher drop rates means higher AP cost. And easier to obtain legacy mats means new mats are created to keep everything "balanced".

It's a never ending cycle of misery.

How exactly does scaling work when you grail servants, do they continue to scale like they did or do they all go linear? Just wondering if you'd get screwed over by grailing a servant that doesn't get many stats in the end.

instakill is a meme since every servant has so high of a death resist you have to have below E rank luck to die from it.

Just Nine Lives/Golden Spark/RURU BREAKER/Buster Crit spam him with Jets lmao

god bless this catdog

With what?

I was under the impression only enemy Servants have high death resistance not the ones we have

when you stop having abysmal luck

so for you? never

Linear

Rule of thumb, Hassan--you can't insta-kill if you get mulched by berserkers.

I already did, Fox. Can I roll you?
Or would meeting your chat buddy face to face be too awkward?

They mostly did already, a few things will get easier later on but most mats you will get are from events.

Just like you need to have patience when it comes to saving your quartz you also can't really be impatient with mats, you will get stuff eventually.

Cat is a good girl.

she's not a fox

Thank you!
I also accept you Tamamo, you are a strong and cute Fox

jack every thread until she can be adopted

why do people make these dumb collages that are all over the place with posts

Finally I can max ascend gil

Honest question: are jackals known for having multiple tails in Japanese mythology?

I can't wait to get some lolis!

>kiyohime lancer regarding tamamo lancer
Ara, Tamamo-sa... w-what is that, that shameless body!? Master, you can't look!

Fluffy Jack!

I like this cat. I really like when She go take a Catnap.

Is there any Servant that can defeat THE PHENOM?
youtube.com/watch?v=CC_ZuUef-yY

no, but i'm sure ccc or something explains why it is the way it is
probably something about her divinity as an aspect of amaterasu or something

Having multiple tails isn't unique to any one specific animal in Japan. See: Nekomata. It's just a sign of magical powers.

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>4:00pm east coast
>~1hour after highschool ended
>massive spike in shitposting
this really activates my magic circuits

IIRC in Extra she casually mentions she's closer to a Yakan/Jackal than a fox, but Japan doesn't have those so everyone thought she was a fox. She's fine with that because Foxes are cuter in her opinion.

I might be misremembering haven't played Extra since it came out.

SUDDENLY DANCING CAT

link the music to it

I'm going for NP5, so I'll probably get her, too.

god bless this kot

DANCE FASTER

>youtube.com/watch?v=9tqVv6qzN6o
>youtube.com/watch?v=GYj1GbbQr4w
>youtube.com/watch?v=PaPpSGjG2bo
>youtube.com/watch?v=iB2ZHT7bFxw

You won't roll your waifu

>spent one last ticket after rolling in bait and getting good things
>Still not Lily but I got who I missed last banner.
I'm ok with this, esp since not rate up wew

Can confirm this is true.

magic jack

>"~~!!!"

Is

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Even Manjew could. His last match was just sad to see.

i wanna give that big dumb ol' cat a hug

I'm gonna grail Medusa to 90 tonight.

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>Free Hugs from Berserker

I'd die... I'd surely be crushed.

Do you guys believe in catalysts?

I think Atalanta spooked me some weeks ago because my cats were sleeping next to me when I rolled.

If Toosaka can handle it so can you.

Yes, I rolled Artoria when I was taking a shit.

This is my favorite FGO meme.

I do now when I got Stheno twice when rolling while taking a dump

I wonder when they'll reveal the rest of the fragments of Amaterasu.

danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2604833

I tried to summon Jeanne by putting the cellphone on my Bible and some Yugioh Dragon cards in her rate up.
Got spooked by EMIYA, and I still love this. But still I don't understand how it worked to summon him.
Wouldn't mind to NP 5 him though

what does each one represent

I summoned Jeanne when I was taking a shit so it probably works

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Im gonna take a shit and roll a ticket wish me luck anons!

I summoned Altera while taking a shit so I do.

the same joke used 3 times is not really funny at all, try to make some OC for the good of the thread

>used a P4 disc.
>got Waver and Alexander.
Too bad it was an alt I don't use anymore.

fifth tamamo looks very dominant i want her

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So I don't understand.
Rolling while taking a shit means
>you throwing all the bad shit (luck) for that roll
>using the shit as a catalyst, and insulting whoever you roll
>you humilliating yourself just to be pitied by some 5*

I summoned Jeanne while masturbating so maybe

I summoned Jeanne while masturbating in the shower, Anne & Mary while petting a cat, Nero while driving to work, Artoria while eating some chicken, and Altera while working out with exercise equipment. Any correlations there?

there's a tl'd version of that image

>taking a shit is the secret to rolling servants

I got Sumanai after fliping a coin then Orion came too.

I'm sure that's the catalyst to summon Scat.

I was sucking my BF's dick while he was playing JP FGO and he summoned Astolfo as he blew his load on my face, so maybe it works.

Can you imagine user using a prostitute as a catalyst for Jack?
Like he pays a prostitute for the night, she's ready and everything when he suddenly whips out his phone with a picture of an anime little girl and tells her "okay now just press this here"
One of you faggots better do this.

I was disarming a bomb when I summoned Arash, pretty sure it does

y'all best add 730,278,685

I need level70+ assassin and lancer friends, or people that will flood me with FP.

Should I final ascend my beloved Lancelot( thinking of grailing him as well) or use up my fangs on Artoria and slowly gather the 28 he needs? Got 14, Seiba needs 18 to go 70. Also close to best girl Martha's ascension

if she fails the user can just kill the prostitute and try again

Do any of the interludes have guaranteed Claw drops? Trying to ascend my Cu

I have a friend who is a prostitute but I don't know how to ask her out on christmass just to help me summon Jack.
Also she is the kind of girl that it's expensive to go out with since she likes to go to clubs and shit like that.

>paying whores for a daughter
Gee user, that sounds great

Tamamo Cat.

I was planning on having either my normie friend or my sister roll my ~400 quartz on the Halloween gacha for me

doesnt show up on saucenao or iqdb

which waifu has the smelliest farts

jalter when

Well my catalyst worked

>spending money on superstition instead of using that same prostitute money on quartz

The absolute best catalyst is money. If you have enough, your servant will eventually come to you.