/ink/ - Splatoon General

just let me have my moment !

l-lewd

I wish you faggots would just fuck off already

its not like heteros are any better

plain af/10
Shirt doesn't give any contrast with those pants.

Someone make a new thread, abandon this one.

user, I've been getting complaints that you're insulting your coworkers over their sexuality. Do you mind explaining?

they won't stop sucking eachother off instead of doing their jobs

>Teammate DCs
>Going to get a knockout anyway
>Chinese shows up
I haven't been that salty over a lose in years

yea right

wanting to fuck little girls is one disgusting thing, but wanting to fuck little boys is another whole level of degeneracy that's gotta go

they're too busy fucking eachother to work

I'm not really in the mood for vengeance or whatever, but do you guys want me to shoot the butt harlot?

there is no reason to shoot anyone
we're all friends here

Have at it, my man.

no, spank her instead

They won't shut up about it and keep sending me lewd images of underage boys to my work e-mail.

I'm not friends with sluts and deviants, stop trying to fuck with me and my gang!

but i'm not

>Oh neat, a new thread, I wonder what the topic is
>It's real gay

You know, maybe I'll wait a good 300 posts or so for this to pass.

Salmon Run in 14 mins though

that's not what were saying last night iirc

DELETE THIS

So what kind of squid lewds does /ink/ like?

Somebody needs to do something about kier. By somebody I mean our many virtue signalling justice woomies, and by something I mean a lynching

>What were saying

Oops! I forgot the (you).

Faggot squids, as one could tell by the OP.

>fuck with me and my gang
kuro i think you should calm down, just because someone wants to guzzle your pussy juice doesn't mean you can act like this

So it's come to this.

I'm gonna send you on a one way bungee jump off Deca tower.

>match starts
>two teammates have bamboo hats
>put switch in sleep mode

i'm not playing with two unfresh players. one is bad enough

how does it feel being part of the problem, Buck?

i don't think i could imagine a worse way to go than a bungee jumping accident.
brownie points for the roboshota though, i'm gonna show my friend

I really hope I don't meet autists like you in S+. Clanfag throwers are bad enough.

Salmon Run time boys

>you will never sit on Tim's face

anyone else notice how splatnet items are like 80% shirts, 18% shoes and 2% hats lately?

stop being fags and play sr

Feels like a shitpost trying to pass as an OP. Just need to know for reasons

Get in here and play some SR

I'm just along for the ride. I didn't make the gay, it just sort of happened around me. And I don't especially mind. Plus nobody really knows me, I'm not on your level.

Between woomy and woomy, as god intended

you drop the room? you went grey as soon as I got in

BRUSH BOIS REPRESENT

AND DONT FORGET SUNDAY 3PM CST
ANOTHER GANG LOBBY
BE THERE OR FUCK the circumstances that disallowed you to grace us with your presence and we hope to see you next time then.

Not me, senpai. I already allowed Slut Woomy into my gang it's too late.

I'll join you user

That's probably the best way to be, having the gay thrust upon you.
>I'm not on your level.
Nobody knows who I am either, bruh.
Everyone just thinks i'm Kier

post the full image

it's on the booru

I was adding people
>6 friend requests in a short period
It's a race to the finish!

>There are four kiers
N-nada?

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I'm busy right now, but I'll be starting an SR room in around an hour, if you guys are up for that. If someone hasn't added me yet, feel free to do it now and I'll accept them as soon as I get back.

You have much to learn.

>7 friends added
>Lobby doesn't fill
3/4

nevermind

I know who you are because no one else calls me by name. You incredibly huge homo.

I appreciate that.

>tfw getting mid air shots
you guys need to use the chargers, it's so rewarding if you know how to aim

What weapon from Splat1 do you hope never comes back?

post squids

Making a pro SR room
5244 2232 8145

lmao

sorry galactic

The fact that we got a new stage for this week already tell us we are getting a lame alt this weekend.

Adding you

nice work pal

You gays wanna do some SR?

do you have like 5 pics of your squid you cycle through with different names
step up the variety

hey dude, wanna join the dualie dudes?

REMOVE STINGERS

when are you gonna draw our squids fondling each others nips

a little bit later, i gotta wait for my dinner to get out of the over.

Welp, that's it. Now I am the gay. Long as it only goes that far, I'm alright with it.

we got manta maria and the washer at the same time, what are you meming about

soon

>using charger in TW
>someone is trying to sneak around and kill me
>predict their path and shoot a few miliseconds before they appear from cover
>Splatted (You)!
>this almost always works
>they start taking me seriously and are always behind cover now
>mfw
The funniest part is that they start treating me like a god after that. They start acting cautious.

ty

Sorry I went into turf, I'll be back

THEY FEAR THE LASER!

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If I had aviators, I could be looking in ANY direction, but I like the goggles way more. Only other thing I could do is record and go frame by frame for pictures. That would just tedious.

Squids are neat

Nice chargeholding. What sensitivity do you use? I use mainly 2-3+ motion, so I'm interested in how other charger mains have theirs.

I gotta learn chargeholding

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>unironically using squiffer
Why? Is it the kit?

I need to remember not to play at this hour because of disconnects, sorry

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I used to main splatjr and I missed having ink armor on demand. Point sensors are almost useless

+3 in motion and sticks +2

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

fuck grillers

>that save

JESUS

Good taste in jackets.

Why the sticks at +2?

Currently 3/4
if you want to join