/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

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Previously:

i love erp

Remember to hug all the fat cats you see.

sup fags

never erp with males

what about cute elezens with dicks

Says the futa fag

I gave up trying to get me retainers to bring one back. At least I got that stupid fancy dog thing.

Take it back

I have this problem because all the males are stronk and I wanna be a skinny twinkboy

Looking for DPS/Tank for expert roulette on Aether! Look for K.T. in the PF, the password is 4444.

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What server you on? I can buy you one.

Cease
No, fag___

Xth for Emina and hoping she's feeling better and having a good time and has good bowel movements

Males are a rarity and I cherish everyone I come in contact with. Keep your unstable futas

Wheres a gal go to have some fun on mateus~

minions (and highlanders)

Balmung. It's alright, thank you though. I kind of like the idea of trying over and over again for one of those little guys, even if it is kind of cancer. Gives me something small and fun to get excited about every day.

There aren't any likable males anyway, they're all garbage.

Hi Friends.

Mining elezen

The only good males are plotting to take over the world, or destroy it. So all the good males are busy being killed by the inferior males.

would you give boys nursing handjobs? asking for a friend.

>tfw it's most likely bait so they can laugh at you when you say your a male.

Post best friends!

All males are good
Besides catboys
They suck

The good males only post every now and again.

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Define "Males"
Cause there's a few types.

>Didn't even know them like a week and a half ago
>Now best friends

I don't have a best friend so I just post any and I've known them for way longer than that

Post examples of bad males from this thread.

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Any Catboy besides Koata

all males character players are thirsty self-inserting losers that want to get into online relationship and cause drama everytime they break up

t. Koata

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Me.

You just described 3/4s of the futas in soft, senpai

....That's a list too fucking big to even post...

anyone on leviathan wanna /pushup me

lmao

koata is pretty perfect but there are other nice catboys

>no names
As I thought.
Cute boys 1 futalizards 0

I'm sorry but any male who is willingly playing a catboy is
A: Gay
B: Thirsty
C: Brain Damaged

Why they got to be lizards though surely female lizards aren't rare
t. A lizard that plays a actual female lizard

hi

wish a futalizard would fuck my cute boy

*futa

wish a futalizard would fuck my lizard

Yeah, there's definitely a disconnect if a futa is playing a catboy.

you just described almost everyone on xivg but nobody of them plays a catboy?

I didn't include Mentally Unstable.

You described every female au ra in this general

I'm pretty sure mental instability falls under brain damage

Brain Damage is more of not knowing what your doing, retarded.
Mental Instability is being a psychotic fuck who gives no shits via their actions.

I don't know any bad catboys.

>the best tank in the world is this handsome
how can any of you fat losers even compete?

I think hes cute Hraesvelgr

jimmy nu-tron

damn this nigga sporting that omega 5head savage

>GOTTA BLAST!!

I just met the nicest person ever! Within the first few minutes of meeting me she decided to make me this cute beret! I love it!

hivemind

How much did you have to suck her dick to get it?

GOD! DAMMIT!
I HATE THIS NU-MALE, I FORGOT HIS IMAGE EXISTED! NEVER POST HIM AGAIN!

>inb4 this goes from people posting selfies of their character to posting actual selfies.

Good, I need something to laugh at.

if i was an ugly manlet nu male id act like a holier than thou online too lmao

the grown men behind the women

Chewbacca's gay cousin?

Ain't that the guy who fucks that fat overweight tranny from soft or was that someone else?

>tfw more handsome than anyone in this thread

Not even surprised that /xivg/ shitters are envious of the best players in the world.

Has anyone met handsome males from xivg?? I'm curious to know if people have actually met up irl

Shit, that's good.

inb4 404

reminder that boys can be sluts too

Proci and Ippiki are handsome

Why are you fujos talking about males instead of posting them?

>be bitter
>hate everyone
>get more bitterer
>hate people harder
>use my hatred of people to fuel my performance and get 100th percentile parses like an edgy anime superpower
find a flaw in my strategy

By that logic, My ass is very handsome.

Slow your roll user. I'll grant you second place but no more.

A bunch of people from Excalibur met up at the last fanfest.

You will die alone

Who the cutest girl?

It's how I got good at SMN

Post a selfie with timestamp so we can laugh at your ugliness.

me

colin....

>ywn be desperate enough for attention to post your ass in in women's underwear to /xivg/ers showing your crusty butthole for all to see

Does Ippiki look better in person? I feel like pictures dont do it much justice

I recognize that cat!

please don't post my boyfriend

post the full

The best people in this whole general are male characters, prove me wrong

>red
oh shit you right

>191476571
No way fag. Male characters are arrogant, egotistical douchebags whereas female characters are nice

>egotistical
You described every female miqo'te