So I wanted an invite to fpl challenger and was told that required mmr is 6500. Then I checked the invited players and look who I found. I guess if you are WOMAN required MMR is 1k lower as she is 5.5k right now :^)
>also nice winrate
Blake Thompson
>literally none of the characters there recognizable as the real players Dotards????
Cooper Gonzalez
>Winning laning = Master of all dota aspects t.Juiceshitter
Logan Jenkins
WEMEN am i right
Ryder Hernandez
only pros can play core in that fpl. its a fuckign meme
Sebastian Morgan
>brits >dota lmao
Luke Morales
Rime will join the casting illuminati this year mark my words
Lincoln Butler
I hope so. Rime is GOAT. Dry humor that isn't just meme spouting and actually knows what he's on about.
Aaron Russell
pugna is male manlet skeleton templar assassin is girl and doesn't have a dick forced 50 doesn't exist, if you can't win more than half of your games then you're where you belong dota is slowly declining but still one of the most popular games out there and far from dead watching anime doesn't affect your dota perfomance singsing is washed up, never won anything of relevance and will never play competitively again traps are degeneracy
Brody Mitchell
true true false false true false true
Benjamin Campbell
/ourgirl/
Cooper Jackson
t. reddit
Juan James
but le short hair means she is le boy
Gabriel Campbell
wow theres a dude at my college who looks just like him, acne and everything
Cameron Richardson
man people with that acne disease are so unlucky desu
Jonathan Clark
>girl
Kevin Ward
W O O F E D
Jacob Collins
what a fucking shit game, you just out farm your oponnents and push, cant believe i fell for watching it, even ee playing 4k games is better than this
Gabriel Roberts
on the 18th of last month valve said it'd take another month to complete the patch. would valve drop it just before the minor and risk things being completely chaotic for the entire tourney or after and have things still be chaos when 1500QUALIFIERPOINTS up for grabs with a 4 day old patch
Chase Green
I know we like to joke about thread being dead and all but this is getting serious. 30 minute gaps between posts? Where are all the typical neckbeards shitposting?
? Are you implying that well over 100k people are wrong?
Kayden Torres
post more sheepo!
Nathan Barnes
patches have happened in the middle of lans, icefrog doesn't give a shit
Gavin Johnson
don't forget pike if ranged
Aaron Phillips
refugees still in the last thread dotard. thread was early
Carter Diaz
>play like absolute dogshit >steadily climbing mid 5k and above I'm just afraid of matchmaking fugging up and get in a game with a pro with 4 other 5ks and sucking
Henry Green
WHERE ARE THE ESPORTS DOTARDS AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is the best tool Dota 2 has to offer, besides maybe the option to mute teammates.
Easton Carter
whos the dying guy between black and synderen?
Ryder White
i'm not happy about it, but i guess it'll do
Julian Carter
you can't handle the bantz?
Matthew Barnes
o shit black put in some work
Owen Perez
"looks like"
Connor Nguyen
I was weaver, how could I have won this? It looks like we got ratted but we didn't lose any of the side t3s, they just grouped as 5 and pushed mid. I feel like heart was the wrong item but I don't know what items to buy on this hero.
Julian Reyes
a-agi cawwy? :3
Brody Sullivan
BKB? Diffusal?
Kevin Bailey
since you were against doom (who would probably buy an orchid even though he didnt) i'd skip boots and go straight linkens
you only need heart if you're the only frontliner on your team, but you had bear and storm so yeah i don't like it either, should've gone mjolnir push waves out faster
Joseph Bell
god, terrorblade is so lucky
John Miller
i mean doom and np (np's the one who would buy the orchid)
Nolan Hall
please dont buy a pike on weaver. please. i understand if you get a dragon lance for the mid game, but this pike should've been something else
Ryan Moore
>treads and aquilla >that late in the game have you tried farming? also where is your damage?
Landon Martin
why is she blushing?
Kayden Peterson
i think pike was fine in that situation, you can use it to get out of np's trees, dp's zucc and also push doom away when he pops ur linkens
Adam Russell
weaver was not a great pick here, but your storm is a fucking joke next time just bully him out of mid in future, good items on weaver are the same as good items on any agi carry: diffusal, manta, mjollnir (for splitpush), butterfly(would have gotten this over heart personally but idk). you literally can't fight in exorcism and ofc doom completely fucks you. Fortunately their furion was a fucking retard otherwise he would have gotten orchid and fucked your shit up even more. Speaking of which, orchid/bloodthorn is situationally good on weaver too, like for the furion so he doesn't sprout you or tp out. The way to play weaver is to afk farm until you get your deso, since you're useless without at least one damage item. Then you can think about fighting, but it's nice if you pick up linkens first so you can shukuchi for days. If you have to fight early as weaver you already lost the game. Boots weaver is a meme, you're just going to shukuchi every time you need to escape or chase someone down and you will be afk farming the lane until you have enough mana that it doesn't matter how many times you spam your spells. You have no lockdown so if you can't reach someone without boots it won't really help if you can reach them with boots. As long as you play safe and keep wards up you shouldn't have too much trouble with ganks either. Sometimes you can skip linkens for something else like diffusal or orchid and then go skadi later but honestly why bother thinking that much when linkens is such a good item on him anyways. t. win almost every weaver game I play, but I'm trench-tier so take this with a grain of salt
Connor Moore
Heart was a shit choice honestly
Hudson Butler
for sprout is a good idea, for the other two there's shukuchi. it's a 5k gold item that adds no damage at all.
Matthew Gonzalez
>tfw you felt that weird warmth at your back but its tb(male) so its ok
Joseph Nelson
were currently at our peak time dotards, PLAY THE GAME AND CONTRIBUTE!
WE'RE GOING TO HIT 700K TODAY
Now go open your socialius medius (social media) and call your physical or digital friends to finally play the game.
TODAY. WE. DO. IT.
Wyatt Taylor
>play this shit game dotards! no
Jayden Butler
its fucking 1am, im not playing dota just to listen to thirdie pinoy shits bitch and moan
Wyatt Rogers
>reinstall this game while ignoring the reason why you uninstalled it in the first place HAHAHA
John Barnes
what carries are the most powerful when 6 slotted this patch?
William Price
>its true brb playing
Connor Bell
I'VE SUNDERED THIS CABAL
Nolan Watson
game ends before someone does and the answer is always alchemist
Cooper Cruz
>anime samefag
Gavin Powell
why would alch be the most powerful when 6slotted? basically every other carry is more powerful than him when equally slotted, his only advantage over them is that he can get those items a lot faster
Lincoln Green
Post rare items
Alexander Watson
he gets 6 slotted without even trying
Jackson Harris
but the man that defeat EG swears the item is good!
Jeremiah Parker
>6 slotted carries in 2k17 lmao it's all about the 9 slot boys
Nolan Hall
but that wasnt the question, user was aking who is the best 6 slotted, not who gets 6 slotted first
Ryder Turner
>Alch aghs unlocks his backpack
Anthony Clark
launched my dota 2 for this, lets go boys!
Wyatt Jones
A pure 6 slotted 1v1 would be a tie between CK , Void and Troll
Gabriel Watson
alright im in, 7k people to go
Adrian Torres
No spec? her passives in a 1v1 would destroy most heroes
you're all shit if you don't consider skeleton king the best 6 slotted carry
Jace Foster
>void could maybe take on a CK MAYBE, but almost certainly loses to ebin troll of blinding axes unless he gets incredibly lucky with bashes and maybe gets the chrono drop on him
Robert Harris
source
Zachary Sanchez
Her desolate deals 65 pure damage which isn't bad but at level 25 heroes would have 2.5k HP and probably a lifesteal. Dispersion deals shit damage and is mostly for defence. Spec is mostly a "spread and AoE" damage carry and not really a single target damage dealer.
Hudson Cox
>aghs druid >no items on bear
Gabriel King
MAGIC IS AN ABOMINATION
Oliver Rogers
me
Joshua Ward
Chrono is the single reason why I consider him as one of the best 1v1 carry. Literally free hits.
Luis Roberts
>dies to physical damage
Samuel Torres
Tired of going to work every day. I wanna play doto at home and still make money. How do you do it?
Leo Hernandez
>estimated mmr 1.7k >winrate 25%
John Ross
Twitch memes
Zachary Thomas
twitch.tv and show tits
Ian Rodriguez
>le roaming gorilla emperor of roaming >less assists than you >less damage than you too >you were playing a pos 5 support
what a wonderous hero pick you cock sucking nigger
Elijah Brown
you cant. grind enough money then quit job
Isaac Diaz
Winrate 46% thank you very much.
I've lost ten games in a row, eight/nine of them were beyond my ability to save. I'm not having the best of weeks
Nolan Flores
That's because you have a low playerscore, probably F, and you're getting matched up with shitters.
Jose Diaz
Who else /alpha/ here? >Enter lobby >Me and teammate both call mid >Instalock mid regardless of who called first >He lets me have it but has to play pos 4 or 5 now because everyone else has taken carry and offlane No reason not to do this once you realize how nobody will ever question your authority if you are assertive
Easton Gray
My playerscore was 9.8k before the mm update.
I'm "normal" whatever the hell that means
Levi Thomas
>start randoming every game first pick >play as a one man army >like 8 game win streak so far >usually lose when I try to intelligently counterpick and play with the team
What is even going on
Angel Campbell
>you can now be sent to low priority for telling people they suck at dota
oh boy
Andrew King
>4.5k back in 2014 >Peak at 5k >Go back down to 4.5k I think this game is trying to tell me something