/dfg/ - Dwarf Fortress General

Previous thread >Download the basic game here. Current version is Dwarf Fortress 0.43.05
bay12games.com/dwarves/

>Official forums:
bay12forums.com/smf/index.php

>Find a bug? Don't tell us! Tell Toady! Complaining in the thread will accomplish nothing.
bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt

>Have a question? Check the wiki first:
dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Main_Page

>Fireden archived threads:
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/Dwarf Fortress/

>Dwarf Therapist (Standalone is out of date, use Starter Pack for 43.05):
bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122968.0
github.com/splintermind/Dwarf-Therapist/releases/

>DFHack:
bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139553.0
github.com/DFHack/dfhack/releases

>Starter Pack:
bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=126076.0
dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=7622

>More DF stuff:
pastebin.com/AnsHjQ40
Modanon's Mods: dffd.bay12games.com/who.php?id=3558

>Dwarf Fortress General IRC chat:
en.irc2go.com/webchat/?net=freenode&room=dwarffortress
(to connect yourself: webchat.freenode.net #dwarffortress)

>A bunch of guides to various parts of fort-based living:
imgur.com/a/nGyRF#0

>Video tutorials:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBrdUj1adIBD-vgUodaaxebcdqQ4oEWtg
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD1A3FE72C0DCAC66 (Dated, but good)

>Text tutorials:
dwarffortresswiki.org/DF2014:Tutorials
members.iinet.net.au/~morty/Getting_Started_with_Dwarf_Fortress.pdf

>This pasta:
pastebin.com/iAduXzjn

Strike the earth!

>generic OP pic
>no edition
fuck you, OP

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>one obvious bait post on another forum is worth mentioning here

>look ma, i made an obvious bait. Maybe someone on Veeky Forums will like me.

>July 5, 2016
>July 5, 2016
>July 5, 2016

...so this is the power of autism

You ever been harassed by beggars and annoying relatives at your gate? or perhaps uncontrolled migration waves?

Well today is your lucky day. We at Towertech have finally found the perfect solution for your unwanted guests and peers problem. After successfully scaring off hundreds of the most notorious liaisons and door salesman in he continent we finally perfected our contraption and is now ready for commercial use, namely you.
We are proud to bring you the Loop A Loop Drop Scream Pit. It works on gravity and is build either in front of your glorious gate or behind it for that wacky surprise. It will instantly drop them into a tub that will either send them flying out the way wench they came or directly down into deep caverns all is up to you. It comes in the normal smooth tube or the ruff rider version with knotty patterns and sticky hands hanging in head height /may vary after race and size).
We also offer you false gates and doors to lure the unsuspecting intruders away from your gates for o modest fee.
Strike now and get our clear vision crystal installed to get those hilarious pictures of the faces of the intrudes they goes flying off.

>The contraption comes as a build it yourself IKEA type or you can order the finished model where our expert workers will install it for a nominal fee and hourly wages, must also be certitudes yer by a certified inspector (Us).

Who was in the wrong here?

Am I the only one who sometimes opens the game, start designing markers for a few hours and assigning tasks a bit, and then save and quit without having made any ingame time progress?

>reinstall after like 3 years hiatus
>can now designate areas to pick fruit/berries
I'm literally so happy right now and I don't know why