/pdg/ Raid WW2, Payday:The Heist and Payday 2 General

Previously >Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=796195988

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Worst steam Group on earth:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>Reddit Daily Dose
youtube.com/watch?v=5tXco_IjLG0

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youtube.com/watch?v=NtL8jE7bOhw
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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for UE codes

I love Trashly !

when the fuck crimefest

fourth for i dont like this video game

which one, there is like three in this dead genreal

the one where you wear a mask

yeah

8th for only shitters choose sleep over codes.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I heisted THE Diamond, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Murkywater, and I am infamy level 300. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Payday gang. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in DC, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Crimenet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Bain and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my DLC. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Gage and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Dont act dumb

what did he meme by this

I wish Ashley would stop posting codes in here for a few months.

It's just endless bitching about codes now.

there's shit all else to discuss, game is ded
the hope of codes is the only thing keeping this shithole alive

if she would post it three hours later than her regular time, no one would complain

>"the charging of the enemies should be gone"
>"The Spawnrates have been lowered quite a lot"

Spooky

>missed codes again
>have to wait for the dumbgay to post more
>have to wait in this thread with all you retards
I'm not sure if it's worth it. Out of the 11 dlc packs I don't have, all I really want is 3 of them.
I hate that they stopped selling them individually. At this point, I'd rather be a good goyim.

>Hello (((RAIDERS)))!

I only have 4 and all I really want are the John Wick heists.

All I really want is the Scarface character pack. Maybe the Hotline Miami heist, but that's about it. Also, I'm no genius when it comes to business, so can someone explain to me how removing the ability to purchase individual DLCs is even a little logically sound? I still see people defending this shit to death on steam, and I just don't understand.

Because OVERJEW wants to drain the maximum amount of shekels from you. Want to buy just the game? Fuck you. Only want to buy 3 or 4 """essential""" DLCs? Fuck you.

Stop being fucking poor thats what you get for being a fucking newfag, literally YEARS you could cherrypick DLC’s at 75% THEN 85% for a whole fucking month

Stop crying like a fucking bitch and pay you whiny slut

it's for Hard only, not VH

t. Almir

Searching for 100% dog tags is literally hell and I want to kill the devs for this shit.

Just wait until some based modder creates something that highlights them when you're nearby one of them

I'm explaining the reason why they removed the ability to buy everything individually you fucking retard. It's an all or nothing package vs the old selective picking.

How was your trip to Overkill, Trashly?

Aight hee me ova hee. MASTER has returned.
Basically, you dumb faggots who are bad at the game because your iq is low have TWO choices.
1. Give me a code. An UE code. No bullshittin my nigga real shit ayo.
Just add me on steam and send me the code, I will confirm that I have activated it and thats that. I wont mess up your shitty thread.
2. AND HEAR ME. This will not be guut.
If you dont give me a code in the next 36 hours - 08:11 AM
Mon Oct 09 2017
or you will suffer. I will post this thread and information about the codes being posted here, on reddit, steam, youtube comments, hell even the more obscure places - i will reply to all tweets, i will make posts everywhere and make SURE theyre shared. Every shitter, lvl 80 non infamy and people who dont know stealth is a thing will come to these thread, underaged and shitpost. I dont care if ashley wont post codes then, thats even worse for you. and I wont care cos I obviously wouldnt get 1 anyway.
Trust me. Just go with the 1st choice. The way you can help yourself is to all message trashley and tell her. Or else.

...

fuggg :DDDD

And "ashley" you are actually disgusting. You sound loathsome. You sound fucking dirty. You sound like a transgender gypsy, and I wouldnt be surprised if you really were a fucking gypsy because you live in AUSTRIA. You disgusting miscreation.
youtube.com/watch?v=T0Pt-yPvkZg&
listen to her voice. Offputting. If I were you, id literally kill myself.
Seriously, chug battery acid.
Sincerely,
PAYDAY MASTA 25

We've all known this for a long time, but, doesn't it seem as if everything about this game, everything around it is seriously fucked up?
It's developed by some croatian refugees.
It's constantly involving something about Sweden.
Ingame you can find weird fucking textures.
The engines fucking weird.
The characters are all.. Bizarre. I mean look at bonnie, sydney and clover, the only women in the game. The most normal out of them is fucking clover. And she looks... buttfuck ugly.
The rest of the characters.. Are also fucked up. I mean, where would jacket come from? Nevermind ethan and hila, theyre memes. Of course, but before this time, this game was a different fucked up.
All the mods on this game are literally mentally ill, trannies, gay, degenerates, furries, or belonging to some other fucked fandom, like why? Why couldnt payday be a normal game?

ban?

Criminals are not normal people user. they are supposed to be weird and insane.

Ok so we had wolf. he was perfect. He IS perfect.
I think I know now why he left.

youtube.com/watch?v=NtL8jE7bOhw
These bitches love Medic bags
O end or no end
Fucking with them Police bois,
You gon' get fucked over
First aid kits and medic bags
These hoes love Medic bags
Hit him with that cobra,
Now that boy slumped over
They do it all for First aid kits
You boys ain't making no noise
Ya'll know I'm a grown boy
Your clique full of broke boys
God ya'll some broke boys
God ya'll some broke boys
We GBE dope boys,
We got lots of dough boy
These bitches love medic bag
These bitches love medic bag
Bitch GBE dope boys,
We got lots of dough boy
bitches love medic bags
And they love the Payday gang
Know we from the 'Go boy
But we cannot go boy
No I don't know O Boy
But I know he a broke boy

thanks for the reference

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Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
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- Bodhi's Bodies (daily_cake)
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We will see you again on the front-lines and by the thermal drill.

>page 10

What's your excuse for not having made any RAID OC?

Why doesn't Raid have any Raid OC?

I think I will design a custom heist called "the assassination of payday masta 25"

Go back to stealth bank

I dont know what 'stealth bank' is, this heist legitimately does not exist in the game doctor shitter

TICK TOCK FAGGOTS, I dont see a fucking code yet.

Is there anything cringier than shitters who
>go down on ovk
>get mad when you use map exploits or climb on places or glitch in any way
>get mad when you use basic voices

Yes

>People that actually use basic voices and any other voice mod

what's your id i still need to send that hotline miami skin

> huds

>not spamming voice lines from dallas
>not spamming nightclub and the hidden ROCK SONG
>not spamming ITS THE CAPTAIN
>not spamming the alarm
>not spamming bain voice lines
>being a fucking shitter
If you dont use basic voices chances are
youre fucking terrible at the game.
Ive linked my steam like 294r-019471209874-120740-1297 times you retard
Please, explain, what is wrong with WolfHUD.
Pro tip: you cant.
Need to know how many kills Im getting. that way, you wont be a fucking shitter.
Need to know how many civs and cops are on a heist.
Need to know everything about loot.
NEED to know my buffs and debuffs.
NEED to know everything about the assault (when im hosting ofc)
If you arent using a hud, you will underperform.
No no, sorry, not underperform - you will be utter shit at the fucking game.

Said like a total fucking shitter and a kid

>Literally having your hand holded this hard

Is being actually stupid a new meme?

Dragan's giving me the stink eye like I did something wrong..

>he needs to know how many kills he got bcuz kills = carry
>he doesn't know how long an assault lasts on X difficulty
>he cares about loot
>he can't remember how long overkill lasts
>HUD = best MVP

Come back when you have at least over 600 hours in this game

>if I had explosive weapons, I would fire them at you right now.

>Said like a total fucking shitter and a kid
Mad cos iq too low to use hud mods and dont know how to mod at all
>Literally having your hand holded this hard
Its something thats actually supposed to be in the vanilla game.
If youre not using something like wolfHUD, chances are, as i said, youre bad at the fucking game.
You probably go down.
You probably dont ever have most kills.
You probably use pistols.
You probably use inspire.
You probably use ammo bags.
You probably SPENT MONEY on this game.

>>he can't remember how long overkill lasts
Are you serious?
Heres a video abusing the assault mechanic.
youtube.com/watch?v=1UtpokjLtlk
The assault doesnt always last the same fucking amount of time.
If your post was just taunting, you look pretty retarded.
Assaults do have conditions.

>confusing the skill with the difficulty
pls

also

>hurr durr not being level 100 means u can't do OD
>kills = carry
literally, git gud

>spent money
like for only 3 dlcs, obtained the rest through the codes memes, gotta support indie developers, after all __:^)___

>hidden rock song
Which now?

You never stated that. Everyone says shotgun skills and whatnot,but wolfhud doesnt only show that you inbred.
overkill last 20 seconds, but you dont know when its active, so its wise to know which cop to go to kill first. If you try to kill a medic on DW and you happen to not have it active, you will empty the whole magazine in your shotgun.
>hurr durr not being level 100 means u can't do OD
Im not level 100, and I never mentioned that. Youre so confused, and even worse youre afraid to show your shitter profile with 200 hours, 200 achievements and NO od mask.
>kills = carry
Nah, not going down and killing everything in your way is in no way carrying.
LITERALLY, GIT GUUUUD BITCH.
>like for only 3 dlc
You still spent way more money. Than I will EVER. And whats even worse for you youre egregious at the fucking game and I will always be better, because I have mental clarity.
Also, nice reddit pictures.

Shitter with no basic voices doesnt know ofc
fuck off. You can see for yourself faget
unfortunately youll have to create your own mod )))))) old version doesnt work mr redditor

The post profile is this threads version of POAST PHYSIQUE
(extremely pro payday players and lifters will kno)

Why does Raid feel so empty? I'm trying really hard to like it.

>Implying I'm reading all that rant

oh, fuck off with that shit. I know the club music, but what hidden fucking rock song. I'd say there is none and its probably just Flames of love or something

crimefest start the 15th right ?

No lol there is like it plays 3 random ones
I always spam it
one starts with something like "mord is worship coming your way" and then depressing rock
ones like "RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU LOVE ELECTRIC GUITAR"" and then like need for speed music in the form of rock
cant remember the 3rd one

there will be no crimefest

MORE DESTRUCTION COMING YOUR WAY
RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU LOVE HARD HITTING ROCK COVERS

>no crimefest

>start another world
Doesn't that happen when you restart a mission?

mroe pwns coming your way

bang bang
gang gaaaaaaaaang
paydya gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

ded

>host at 12k crime spree
>im at 800
>need at least 2.5k cos coins
>we fail framing frame ecm rush cos we forgot to buy extra deployable gage perk
>good guy host kicks everyone (that way, you dont fail your spree)

And your mom likes to blow me
like i blow up the trucks on transport downtown
ay
ay
ay

xxxtentacion ft. Paydaymasta25

truly an unsung hero

Another one
>join game
>11k
>they failed stealth on bank heist
>same story, no ex. dep. boost
>ask him to kick me
>refuses
>tell him his mother will die in her sleep if he doesnt
>"connection to the host has been lost."

>no twink heister
What were they even thinking.

Planning my attack currently on this thread. Will keep you updated.
-paydayhacker25

??

Wrong.

come again, pal?

Sokol is literally the strongest and tankiest of the entire crew m8.

THOSE CODES COST US A MILLION BUCKS

Sokol is only a twink in the fan art.

Sokol fucking sucks.
Bbbarney, hey, those computers... eh... potato chips... hockey... eh... control?

CALL ME THE CLOAKER SMOKER
*WHISTLE*

AEY, BEAUTIFUL BONNIE
ON ME

I'VE GOT A BODYBAG CASE HERE
He yelled during presumably a stealth heist.

Why are body bags even a thing if they don't disguise a dead body anyway? Why can't the heisters just pick up bodies?

Corpses flop around and shit and are really difficult to move. Bodybag contains them and presumably has handles.

Sokol is best.

he can still be the strongest, but also the twinkiest

Body-carrying was made illegal sometime between 1945 and 2013. After that, all bodies were legally required to be placed in body bags before transporting them.

Why do people portray sokol as the gayest.
He is the best.

i think you've been looking at the wrong kind of fanart

Because he's Russian.

>criminals obeying this strange (((law)))
makes me think