/parag/ - Paragon General

Hello rato
Shame that he is pretty shit now

what is this weeb degeneracy doing in my /parag/

>tfw your team refuses to surrender so you start feeding the enemy team over and over and over again until they become so strong your team can't even defend the core anymore

Feels good. Fuck this game, I can at least enjoy causing pain and anger for others.

You're the gold shitter from a few threads ago, aren't ya

Group stasis is a pretty fun one for ruining games too.

>nothing personnel, kid

>Team is about to take an inhib right before the enemy collapses
>Group stasis

>Carry is about to secure a kill on the illusive invinicible Kwang
>Yank him away as Phase

Trolling is more fun than playing the game senpai

>not using redzone to throw games and then winning because of it

You might be thinking of me. I got almost back up to Plat Memeborging as Kwang because I knew it was all getting nerfed and wanted to get all the fun out before I tried losing more.

should i play a game tonight? i'm kind of drunk so i think i will.

I'm not at my computer right now but
>best girl
>Aurora
>laughter.jpg

I got your back user.

>play chaos deck every game
>if its looking like "one of those games" pick up a red zone and meme away
best decision I ever made

Someone at Epic really wants me to play her, royal purple is my fav color.

What the hell, we're picking on Aurora now?
She's always been top 3 girl at least

t. seamus o'flaherty

...

>sevarog finally gets recolors
>one skin only has the shitty generic pastel red and blues
>all of the other skins are yellow and purple
>three fucking sets of yellow and purple recolors
>the first decent looking recolor is locked in the $150 fuck you crate
sigh

Not sure what you're insinuating here user.

EPIC only cares about how much they can jew you out of user.

>Not sure what you're insinuating here user.
then lurk harder champ it was discussed to death a few generals back even

recolors are not hard to make by any standard. if they made some actually decent recolors like his rival skin or a nice orange with black shoulders or vice versa that i could buy and not pray for out of crates then id gladly let them jew me.

I know it's regarding Aurora's ass & I like it. It's the Seamus bit. I don't care anywhere near enough about that to sift through expired threads for it.

ded

>started yesterday
>playing bots
>getting assraped in mid by belica bot constantly

I really like voodoo girl, her ult feels very nice.

Is there no way to see actual health numbers so I don't flub it?

>teammate gets so assravaged that they add me

Last time I paid attention the health bars were divided into segments that were each 500hp. So there's that I guess.

That makes sense, thanks

wish I could fix my last hitting or running out of mana

>do well
>team member adds you after game
>"you did good user, queue with us!"

>fuck up in the next game really bad and they kick you from the party

>play bots
>its suffering
>do no damage
>squishy
>run out of mana
>bots never miss
>i always miss
>dont have gold
>people are twice my level

>play level 5 bots
>nothing happens till im full build and then everything dies as normal
>play level 1 bots
>everything dies forever
>same rewards and exp regardless of which level you beat them on

>team does super well
>"anyone wanna group up?"
>3 of us queue together
>get stomped
>party disbands

im just trying to learn the game, nothing is explained well in game, like I didn't know every buff in the river gave mana regen

heres all you need to know about the game currently
build death and growth
build any combination of withering shadow growth totem unbroken spirit sorvukk initiate or healing waters
play feng and kwang
thats it

Getting river buffs is crucial in mid not really for the buff but for the mana regen. Also don't be afraid to back when you're low, the tier 1 green quick exit gem + jump pads put you back in the fight very quickly. Just be careful in real games doing this, don't do it when the lane is pushed towards your tower and be sure to call missing if your opponent leaves to rotate/look for a gank.

>take rune that deals 2% of their health as damage over x seconds
>howitzers E (the aoe knockback bomb) triggers it on himself
>it also lets me stack mana from that one card that gives max mana every time you damage an enemy

nice game paragonbabs

>come back
>apparently I got 26 veteran chests from all my old items and cards being converted
>1 veteran chest is 14 items
>didnt open any
>dont see any in collection
what, do I claim them somewhere or something

Should have all been opened automatically.

EPIC was even more retarded than usual and, somehow, didn't think that thousands of people opening hundreds of chests in a small time span could cause issues.

They auto-opened for you. When they launched v42 you had to manually open them, the first burst of people playing opened so many that they killed the servers for a day.

ah
I seem to be missing very important gems like both level 1 jungle gems for red and green, cant see how to create them, but have just about every card
how do I change botlevel?

nevermind I see, I was playing COOP vs ai

>cant see how to create them
You can't right now but SOON™.
>how do I change botlevel?
You can only set it for solo vs AI and there's a drop-down right where you select the mode.

Supposedly there's actually some sort of hidden player rating for Coop vs AI that determines their difficulty there.

Enjoy Veteran & whatever the second highest difficulty is having additional hp/damage/regen on top of whatever normal stats you would have.

>have a really good game
>15-0 on shinbi offlane
>2-lock party invites me to play more
>tell them up front I just had a good game and normally don't do that good
>"don't worry bro we just want something that isn't shit"
>do same hero same lane
>7-1-3 offlane with no jungle support, pretty solid game desu
>party disbanded

>Enjoy Veteran & whatever the second highest difficulty is having additional hp/damage/regen on top of whatever normal stats you would have.

jesus christ this explains so much
i had a KRUNCH ai hitting me for 130 per auto at level 5

>try solo AI
>put it on level 1
>can actually last hit
>bots dont 100-0 me at level 2
jesus christ how many extra stats does regular coop vs ai have?

>play so little anymore I didn't get 90 stars
I used to get 90 the second, if not the first, day.

>started playing yesterday
>was short 30 stars on the highest tier reward
did I miss out on good stuff?

>first game of the night after a long day at work
>everyone on my team starts typing in spanish

every time you get anyone from south america on your team its gonna be shittttttttttttttttttt

what the heck did they do to my Steel?
>no more fun, good Q dash
>disable myself for using wall now
>ult range fucking nerfed to shit

A roll for one of those 4 items.

>every time you get anyone from south america on your team its gonna be shittttttttttttttttttt
For me it's the russians that are the worst.

>trying Rev decks in anticipation for the carry buff
>miss Rev, was my main until his nerf
>messing with caster deck
>power tap several times
>get OP
>Obliterate is a one shot on anyone
>even though caster deck, 4th shot did over 1300 damage

I am so fucking ready to play carry again. I like offlane a ton but nothing beats shitting on everything.

which level of bots has normal PVP minion/hero health/stats? Dont want to get used to easy last hitting or too hard last hitting,

4 and 5

>4 and 5
>Normal stats

the stats for everything are equal to pvp on 4 and 5 the bots just cheat

are tooltips/ctrl broken?

I was buying nonstop powertaps (4k item that perma gives power) and my numbers arent changing

Mine were fine, but lots of numbers were cut off.

there was no visible difference from no powertaps to buying 3

I had a difference in that regard as well, see

im talking about my tooltips

>bot difficulty directly determines the stats of the jungle and lane creeps
does anyone else find this beyond fucking retarded?

No, those are always wrong.
When I was hitting enemy minions for 200, my 'tooltip' said 218 or something. I didn't know wtf you meant by that.

300, not 200.
The only way to know true damage is on enemy minions now. Used to be I could check on the jungle bots. Dunno why they have armor now and not just more hp.

Enemy minions have armor too

...

idk sparrow is ridiculous in level 5 though

>Cant even view my power ingame
>cant see scaling ingame
tooltips are too hard for these retards?

for me its like
>last pick rev
>my team has kwang and theirs doesn't
>also have greystone, belica, and narb
>me and narb stomp off lane contess over and over
>but come end game...
>i can kill people easily, but MY TEAM NEVER PUSHES
>only reason i picked rev instead of say chad is that i assumed grey and kwang would split push everything
>they never do
>like literally never do
>grey gets deleted by countess
every
fucking
time

It's EPIC. I think a good portion of us are just used to their stupidity by now.

trying to find scaling for the solo ai difficulties is fucking impossible

reddit.com/r/paragon/comments/72v3ip/ai_heroes_bots_where_we_are_and_where_were_going/dnlnq0g/

doesn't say what scales the minions health since minions have almost no health at diff 1 but it looks like 3 is the "normal" numbers or maybe im retarded

good night bump

im new and trash at last hitting
i like playing mages
can any of the damage mages like Morigesh be played as a support with gold income items (gold ove time and gold for damaging heroes)

Fey. If people are seriously considering Zinx as a support then Gideon since he has more utility than Zinx.

> Zinx support
just no
fuck off
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SUPPORT GARBAGE REEEEEE DONT TURN HER INTO A CARRY SUCKER PUT HER BACK INTO WHAT SHE USED TO BE SHE HAD LOW DAMAGE BUT HIGH RESISTANCE THAT WAS FINE REEEEEE

however i agree on The Fey, she was designed as a Support but can be played mid extremely well

>you and everyone else near you deals 50% more damage and take 50% more damage

holy shit I just started playing this game but I already found my favorite card

im so garbage at last hitting with mages not even the execute card can save me

>the thing is
>checks data
>uhm
>double checks data
Defensive playstyle is not fun

i don't even get what you mean my dudes

Something Cam said in CC, something about defensive playstyle not being rewarding.

just

As an Irishman with an appreciation for a good arse, I am deeply offended.

I had someone from the enemy team add me once I didn't even play very well that game or anything and I didn't accept his friend request because "who the fuck" and so forth.

Uh, so the thing is, what Cam is saying is, basically, we want to make sure all playstyles are fun, but, we want to also make sure they're working as intended. So, don't be surprised if we make some changes that you may not agree with, just trust us.
Also, get those Spooky Skins™! Man, I'm so excited for the event! Haha. Be sure to tune in next week where we answer none of your questions except for the ones that nobody cares about!

did they fix the game yet? v42 shit all over my performance.

I kinda hate how they UN-retarded bots so now I can't do 25-0 games just for fun as Narbash anymore.

Belica support is widely regarded as a thing.

I don't treat belica as a mage, I treat her as an unfun piece of shit who I never ever want to see in game on either my team or the enemies team