/ink/ - Splatoon General

I dont know who they are but there are definetly some people from here who lag up lobbies like nothing

EU Splatoon is dead. Might as well sell my Switch. Fuck this shit.

spaghetti

yep it's lag and it fucks everything up in profreshional

Can any "good" splatoon players 1v1 me? I got to level 50 in splatoon 1 and am at level 33 in spla2n, but I still feel like I'm a shit player. just wanna see how I rank up against the pros

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Any artists willing to draw the Dualie Dudes leader being blackmailed and hatefucked by the Brush Gang leader? She could say something like "No one can know about this" while pinning him to the ground with her brush and such, haha. If you're interested, DM @Ayymando#6632

>/ink/'s definition of "crutch" has degenerated so much that its now "if anyone does good with a weapon its broken"

pro sr
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Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Marina > Pearl
Ice Cream > Cake
Ketchup > Mayo
Flight > Invisibility
Werewolves > Vampires

So when's the /ink/ meetup/orgy video?

ITS TIME MY INKBRUSH BROTHERS. WE MUST OVERTHROW OUR WEAKLING LEADER KURONATA AND BRING UPON A NEW STRONGER LEADER THAT WILL BRING PRIDE TO OUR GANG

1v1s are useless, try a 3v3

What are your ranks for Splat Zones, Tower Control, and Rainmaker?

Please don't join my league unless I'm actually advertising it please and thanks.

Every weapon is a crutch weapon on Crutchtoon 2 for the Nintendo Crutch

But I like to think that a being crutch means that the skill floor is low, and you can get a lot of use out of it even if you're not really good with similar weapons.

So, yeah, a little. But if you're doing well with it, then nobody else's thoughts really matter including this one

>tfw live too far away to ever have a meetup
why live

It's not a crutch, it's just good in any situation, while a lot of weapons are weak in specific situations, but excell in others. I personally think it fires a bit too fast though.
He's just asking, dummy.

The alligator is supposed to eat the better item, you Rtard.

>join lobby
>leaves
>rejoin lobby
>room full
why are you like this?

I got my first ever S+ today, in tower control :)))

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If nobody's thoughts matters, then I declare that your thought does not matter, and crutch weapons are for crutch shitters

i could get into this ship

>Ayymando

Is this who I think it is

it was somewhat active around 8 hours ago. i think you could get some games in before it ends.

We need more /ink/ ships

>everyone in the tw started squidbagging me because I was doing it to kagey
rip

Nigga your brush is no match against me

what are the ones so far?

>haha

You talkin squid ships or /ink/ ships? Because there's barely any between both. I keep saying I'll make them, but it never comes to be.

I simply give up. In the end, this Splatfest was full of shit and mess ups by Nintendo not scheduling their stuff right. They should have just delayed it for a week if NA wasn't ready for it yet

>tfw youre not even sure anymore if everyone in this general even has the game, considering all they do is post recycled softlewds

So far it's just Slut x Schoolgirl and Green x Tennis (Sweets is in there too) for lewds. Milk x Hunter non lewd. They are the most established.

>ready
ours was scheduled on friday the 13th intentionally family

I know some of the OC fags play because I see their OCs in the game.

seriously

how can EU defend a monster like Marina?

Who drew that? It's pretty cute, I especially love the shading too

same, it's the same squid ocs posted every thread with some low grade rp
truly the deadest game

... i want this

I'll do it for $$$.

im going to fight milky

I play the game almost everyday though, usually with /ink/ playing league

>Why is this turfwar try-hard squidbagging me?
>It's an /ink/friend
Huh

How can octolings even compete?

stand down buddy

I like seeing what goofy poses I can snap during the dance animation.

And it does

sorry to used to doing it to friends.

good turf wars ink

>will live enough to spend a whole rotation trying to find a match and failing at it

How the mighty has fallen

only if you give me dick wiki-kun

>Ranked with randumbs
>Get 13 kills
>/ink/ lobby
>forget to jump
>throw myself out of bounds
>Cennec records it
What's my problem?

except it doesn't

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You care too much, ink is a bunch of shitters

GGs thanks for joining

what if when you were about to die in the game your woomy or yebby would start to cry and shout your name

Good on you for setting yourself up for the anti-masturbation cross. Jesus would be proud.

I know no one likes being wrong, but you have to live with it

EU splatoon doesn't exist.

GG Ran da muu/iGamr/Tian

new dynamo when?

I want a jacket just like that so badly... Where can I find one?

>time to montage /ink/'s best moments
This is true, it's a sliding scale of shitters. I'm one of the shittier shitters.

Stop playing

truly

>Retrieve arm.

Sometime in the next 40 weeks. Not even joking.

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what if your woomy really loved you

Been happy because I love her too

what if you ate a woomy's ears haha it'd be crazy there'd be ink or something everywhere like nom nom haha it'd be tasty

Why hasn't nintendo done anything about the octobrush yet? Instead of crippling the octobrush, they could pull a meta knight and just ban the it from online battles

It's a mountain climbing jacket.

you've only been back for like a day man come on

did they do that? i haven't played smash since melee so i'm pretty out of date

I literally can't even find another person whilst trying to get a splatfest game, this is beyond dead.

I believe it was brawl where they did that, but it could've been melee

whoops meant to reply to

Someone make a fucking Gal squad called Gal Gals right fucking now.

Meta Knight was only banned in small sects

Waiting for Morning so i can continue the Splatfest.
5am right now in Germany.
Already done Salmon Run on 2am

Because it's fine. Most weapons outrange it and if you lose to it it's because you got outplayed

Woomies only?

DM me

Doesn't have to be, it was just a good name.

I can't wait to destroy the kinder as well

>Have to lead a group of lemmings to victory
>Somehow succeed
This shit is too stressful.