League of legends general /lolg/

I want to be hunted down and eviscerated by Camille!
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>tfw no qt petite gf

xth for hand holding.

I wanna cuddle Jinx

>human Evelynn in default shadow garments with human eyes and human skin tone

gross

>Can feel myself slowly becoming better at Ornn

>literally worst Veeky Forums

>worse than /ffxivg/
impossible

>What is FNaFgen
>What is Elder Scrolls gen
>What is WoWgen

So if you form a contract with a demon like Kench or Evelynn, is there a chance you can 'break' the contract to save your life, bargain with them in exchange for someone else, run away from them and etc, or are you just fucking donezo no matter what you do?

You can always leave or go to reddit I'm having a decent time

Hey /lolg/, I'm just going to go out to get a new lock for my co-, I mean get some groceries. I'm just going to leave my wife here for a bit don't have sex with her while I'm gone or anything ahaha

Nerf azir already

He shouldn't be a huge lane bully and have one of THE best late games of any champ

This i'm glad /ffg/ never got like it.

>muh demon
>based demigod soraka wipes them from runaterra

Okay

Little does user know, his fridge is wide open

/tesg/ is actually pretty nifty when people aren't whining about avatarfagging. In a game where 90% of the content to post is through screenshots.

i sure as fuck dont feel it

Which league girls prefer thrusting and which league girls prefer grinding sex?

How are you suppose to deal with veigar's cage? It last so long and if you don't get stunned by it you still have to stay inside it for the enemy to throw their cc at you

What do I build after Morellonomicon with Ahri aside from the usual Zhonya's if up against AD assassins? I've heard that Lich Bane or Gunblade is good but I also heard that Protobelt is also good. So in what circumstances should I build these?

>Parries your knockup
Too slow!

>thrusting

Silver 4 0lp

If i dont get gold this season i will be done with league.

There used to be a way. Dashes and charges. But they fixed that and now you HAVE to stay inside if you dont want to get stunned. The only thing you can do is dodge the incoming cc from within the stun. Unless they have stuff like malzahar, in which case you're fucked.

Check out the /gw2/ general.

Some autist became so enraged when one of the Veeky Forums guilds threw him out for attention-whoring drama behavior that he implemented botspamming from other Veeky Forums threads to make discussion literally impossible, as his own personal form of """"payback."""""

The situation became so bad that thread discussion became practically imposible, forcing all of its anons to retreat to a discord. But even then, the discord is more or less just a guild retcruitment sub-forum, so no real discussion happens there either.

Now all of the /gw2/ threads are just the collective botspamming shitposts of other Veeky Forums threads; it practically doesn't exist anymore. I have to visit the fucking GW2 subreddit if I actually want to post about the game now. See for yourself.

So yeah, this general is ANYTHING but the worst one on Veeky Forums, you have NO fucking idea.

These are your wife and daughter. They are preparing you lunch

The obvious solution would be to avoid getting caged in the first place

>Complaining when in Silver 4
Low Silver is heaven, everyone is willing to listen to shotcalling, rarely get excessive feeders, almost 0 rage.

Just wait till you get to high Silver. That's an inner circle of Hell.

you can do it man, like getting gold is literally easy as fuck
just go with meta picks, stop dying, and don't do dumb shit
the game literally gives you free wins if you fail promos below g1, there's no way you can't climb

Cleanse and Banshee's if you're mid. QSS if you're adc. Merc Treads or mobility if available on your champ

Luden's for maximum kiting with Q and is a good option in most cases. Protobelt if you want to dive backline. I'm unsure about Lich and Gunblade. I'm assuming when you just want to oneshot squishies.

>op.gg teammate
>decent wr and amount of games played
>picks a champ he doesnt usually play
>feeds and plays like shit
u cant trust anyone.

>your party was disbanded

why does this keep happening? I'm not in a party

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Honey I want a divorce

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Hit Gold in Solo, thinking of going for Gold in Flex too for the other rewards. Is Flex any harder? Is it even worth it really?

are they eating nami

It...it's still fucked? It's been months

is it really worth going with meta picks for top lane in silver? That'd mean playing stuff like shen, cho and maokai and I'm not convinced they can turn around a game where your midlane or botlane shits the bed, at least with champs like riven you can blow people up

>Call someone a mongoloid
Go from honor 3 to 0 and get banned for 2 weeks
>Come back and first game has some smurf Alistar who afks and ints 10 minutes in once he's had his fill of trying out new dumb strats.
No instant report feedback.

A truly excellent system.

significantly easier
people dont try as hard and meme in flex

You forgot to mention that /gw2/ general refugees crashed their burning ship into /mmog/ killing it with them.

yeah just play bullies like panth, renek, darius etc

>get in the lobby
>pick champ
>toplane locks in sona
>decide to dodge and go for a shit instead of play that

>Is it even worth it really?
>Chromas being worth it
Unless the Chroma is as good as Popstar Ahri's White Chroma, it ain't worth it.

>2017
>surrendering
if you faggots still do this you will never get good

>check up mood.gg
>go zed
>not a single song with a shakuhachi
what the fuck

is 25-30 possible in 1 night? do i need exp boosts

why arent you abusing galio for freelo? i literally feed my ass off in lane to snowballers (last two games were tryndamere and renekton and i fed 4 kills each time) and still come back in the end to shit on the other team in teamfights. he's just too fucking good.

>playing blind pick
>nasus mirror matchup
>agree to a passive farm lane, no attacking each other, no ganks
>literally just sit in lane and stack, only recall like 2 times
>Have almost 800 stacks in 26 minutes
>0/0/0 (ignore my build please)

So, am I a Nasus main now?

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is that tibbers in the background? is my daughter cucking annie?

Xth for impregnating the twitchposter

>search Zyra
>first song isn't a song off of Plantasia by Mort Garson

Shit site

i'm going either get fed or feed in my next game
wish me luck

the site is pretty much Reddit incarnate

feed incoming

draven main?

Well, I haven't really visited the general or spoke with any of the guild members several weeks after it happened (too much drama and just wasn't worth it,) so I kind of went cold turkey and stopped bothering with the Veeky Forums guilds, playing with the guilds I met in-game instead.

Sad to know that it's pretty much dead though. Fuck the deranged autist who destroyed that general; despite all of the stupid guild drama that happened there, there was some fun discussion going on in its earlier days.

Not to mention that the general was already kind of dying during the pre-expansion drought too. Shame to think that it would've been active again right now if that cunt didn't fuck it over.

I kinda miss the old ranked where there weren't promotion series, you either hit the elo threshold or you didn't

because i respect myself and want to achieve higher ranks playing respectable champions

>DOG CHAMPS
DOG CHAMPS
>DOG CHAMPS
DOG CHAMPS
>DOG CHAMPS
DOG CHAMPS
>DOG CHAMPS
DOG CHAMPS

probably

no im going warriors + lethality shyvana

>the rigging of pixelbutts

>check out site
>first thing I fucking see

Hi, I'm Farza. I made this

INTO THE FUCKING BIN IT GOES

BRISTLE LOOKS HUNGRY TODAY

this one hits me too hard sometimes

dropping games playing sejuani, nice brain

>Dog champ

What is this new lingo I keep seeing everywhere now, and what exactly does it even mean.

Same man...

Dude, I gave panth a 2 level advantage over jax. He was lvl 7 while jax was lvl 5 and he still lost the lane.

>play support
>get a Kallista who is new to the game and ends up 0/10 with 70 CS at 40 minutes
>play ADC
>get a Thresh who feeds the enemy bot 7 kills over the next 10 minutes

This is why I don't like either of these roles.

Kind of glad Veeky Forums caught that, to be real fucking honest.

>play veigar mid
>lose

this character feels kinda like shit

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Soaz called shen a "dog champ" in some twitter rant and it became a meme

I remember when it had no animation and simply spawned out of nowhere.
I miss that

Why is she made of thicc, sex, and fairy magic?

Theres only one Zed song, and its youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

If only she was a good character.

>tfw no diamond bf to carry you to 3v3 gold

So I'm guessing the meme refers to incredibly shit ty players who hard-feed on good/meta champs?

I never noticed how thicc leblanc was. Can she still oneshot if she lands chains? I am pretty good at skillshots.

>TSM vs SSG
>RNG vs WE
>IMT vs SKT
>C9 vs LZ
Calling it now.

this was painful to watch from both sides

panteom buffs when?

>Syndra has FIVE skins
>only her classic reveals her feet

WHY MAKE A CHAMPION WHO

SHOWS HER FEET

THEN NOT SHOW HER

FEET

EVER AGAIN?????

To tease you

people are saying he's really OP thanks to the last buffs, he's like nasus if nasus couldn't get kited like a bitch

my problem with veigar is that I can't take objectives with him so when I kill 1 or 2 people I can't do shit with those kills, I've switched to splitpush champs because of this

I heard once that foot fags are more likely to be actual rapists.

>be low plat
>constant flame since everybody is fucking dogshit tryhards who can't even take it when the game even slightly starts looking like a loss
>get consistently called a nigger and told to kill myself because I do off meta things
>mfw every time I log in and click through the notifications telling me that somebody I reported was punished

Haven't been able to watch Worlds because of work. Was thinking of catching the first two games tonight even though I have to be up kinda early tomorrow. Do you think FW vs WE and TSM vs Misfts will be worth watching?

IT'S NOT TRUE

>Check Jax
>get Eminem's Without Me
I can get behind this.

2nd game is worth watching for the memes

No, it means that you can't carry on tanks if your team is too heavy. At least thats what Soaz wanted to convey.

what does it mean if I have a thing for big women?

After all that effort?

Bronze IV. Not Gold V. Not Silver V. Not even Bronze I.

BRONZE. IV...

Riot Games, I love your game and all and I get a hell of a kick outta' playin' with my pals, but your placement system for Ranked is just straight-out ridiculous. I get punished for a game because I disconnected? Sure, I get it, but then punished AGAIN by being placed in the lowest ELO bracket for my next match? Losing only THREE out of TEN games puts me THAT LOW? It's asinine. I even went S- or higher on all of my winning games and A or higher in my losing games.

Literally the only reason I don't even bother with Ranked is because of this crappy ranking system. It's not worth fighting all that way in games with players that are still novice to the game just to climb from Bronze IV to Bronze III to start from last place all over again. For what, a shiny border? 'Cause generally people play Ranked to improve, but there's no improvement when you're thrown to the back. That's like being sick one day from class and having to start the whole class from the beginning the next day: You don't learn anything new and all you're doing is wasting time when you could be genuinely improving yourself. It's also counter-intuitive to the whole methodology of the game - you're taught that TEAMWORK is the most imperative aspect of the game, but when you're placed in a range of ranking where you have you act SOLELY in a manner to carry your whole team to assure a victory so that you can ascend the Rank ladder, you're ONLY reaffirming a self-centered, self-serving mindset in your players that teaches players that teamwork is only second to what characters can do the most by themselves. I hate it so much.

>FW vs WE
Probably a snoozefest

>TSM vs Misfits
Snoozefest even though Misfits will STILL get shit on in less than 30 mins