Get into crypto

>get into crypto
>dream of lambo and riches
>maybe lease a house finally
>diversify portfolio amongst several coins
>lost 50% of neetbux annual salary already

What went wrong?

Room temperature IQ

>What went wrong?
your chromosomes

How can you even do something like that when the market as a whole has gone up? That's like getting below a 25% on a multiple choice test.

tfw up 20k since this february

not even kidding

I hope you get a brain tumor and die.

that's what you get for being a meanie :(

REEEEEE FUCK OFF RICHFAG I REALLY NEEDED THE MONEY FOR TENDIES AND CAR GAS.

Now I have to resort to crime and robbing, drug dealing, and assassination.

Im going to snipe you while you daytrade on Bittrex, bitch. Then literally spit in your dead face.

i'll hire an army with my pivx gains to fuck you in the ass

>leaving DNA evidence on the body.
>doing it on purpose

Something tells me youre not gonna stay a criminal for long. But hey if youre into prison rape this might be a valid career choice for you

>he fell for the cryptoshit meme
even if you can make money off of some short term play it's risky as shit and the relentless shilling of shitcoins on Veeky Forums and elsewhere should be a huge red flag

>implying any mercenaries would take anything less than 10btc per year.

>Paying mercs with bitcoins

Just like my ancap memes !

I've literally doubled my money in 2 weeks.

Congrats!

Youre gonna reinvest those 2 bucks now?

Nah, I'm going to quit while I'm ahead and try and persuade the guy at Mc D's to sell me a Happy meal with my Ethereum.

>tfw got cucked with trumpcoin

We talking about Celsius here?

You took a risk, you were not lucky.

How fucking stupid can you be? Blockchain is the future nocoin cuck

actually, its the dag

tell that to the cucks who bought LTC in 2014

or trumpcoin on jan 20

or eth rn